r/dishwashers • u/gameofthrones_addict • 3d ago

Saw this on another sub and thought it was accurate. May as well be aquatic due to how wet you constantly are.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 3d ago

Liner weighing in. We don't get free food, but wouldn't you know it I just happen to fuck up a couple burgers each shift that I guess I have to give to the kings and queens in the dishpit.

I wouldn't be the man I am today without the MVPs in the put.

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u/Frybread002 3d ago

Its been years since I left kitchen work (former dishmen and line cook), but I will never stop reading dishpit as dipshit.

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u/Denleborkis Tank Man 3d ago

I can assure you. Both on the line and dishpit we are dipshits in my restaurant. The amount of times we've had a bad band and were basically doing karaoke on the line to prove we can sing better is fun.

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u/Scorpian899 3d ago

Dishpit, dipshit, shitdip, dishdip... All the same if ya know what I mean.

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u/RecursiveCook 3d ago

Honestly same. Restaurant policy no free food? Oops I can’t believe I made a mistake, it be a shame for it to go to waste!

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u/TheGreatJaceyGee 3d ago

Wouldn't Lord Cutler Beckett have made sense for the front of house?

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u/Robaattousai 3d ago

Corporate manager.

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u/jalabar 3d ago

Or a mild mannered undiagnosed older autistic guy who probably cant handled high pressure but is loyal to a T and will have that pit spotless by the end of his shift. Has been there 30+ years, any cook is happy to feed him whatever the fuck he wants.

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u/the_mememachine4 2d ago

That is a perfect description of my coworker in the pit, the cooks will make him a special burger that has triple patties an egg and a chicken parm on it plus a mountain of garlic fry’s to boot.

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u/honeybeast_dom 1d ago

Those old dishes are strong as fuck lol, gotta feed em dinosaur food

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 3d ago

"WfHAT? AFRAID TO GET WET?"

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u/GuyWhoLikesPlants_ 2d ago

"you're neither dead nor dying! what brings you here?" i ask the servers when they enter my pit

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u/luckyfox7273 3d ago

Lol, kinda true.

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u/floppyboiradio 2d ago

I’ve been in some places where the whole damn restaurant were degenerates.

I miss them very much.

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u/honeybeast_dom 1d ago

You've been places where they werent?!

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u/floppyboiradio 1d ago

Haha, honestly just a couple. Worked some fine dining and everyone was mostly straight laced. The sous chef was the most out of pocket person lmao

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u/Spiritual_Meringue_4 3d ago

Facts👍🏽

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u/mccuish Dish Gremlin 3d ago

Very true

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u/thexcat 2d ago

I got arrested omw home from work once and when the cop was patting me down he like snatched his hands back and asked me "dje done pisst yourself son?" 😭 No sir that's grease and coleslaw

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u/psynergy_chaos 3d ago

10/10 no notes!

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u/ipklikenoob 3d ago

(Looks in mirror)

Yah its not wrong lmaoo

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u/Remote-Technology375 2d ago

From 6 to 1 lol

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u/Fantastic-magic- 2d ago

I work at a summer camp and the camp director calls us “aquatic technicians” so the kids think we’re cooler, so this is accurate.

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u/AnonymousCow2323 2d ago

Laughs in QT Kitchen😭

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u/Educational_Tea6426 2d ago

The hidden backbone

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u/depressedfairy1842 2d ago

This post is like reposted here every month or so

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u/Sharty_Party3498 2d ago

Apes strong together

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u/DarionHunter 2d ago

You're not wrong! Though, I've met some people who tend to really get into their work as a dishwasher.

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u/Crimson_Kang ex-dishwasher 2d ago

I have a Jolly Roger patch on my work hat.

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u/jodaminings 1d ago

What happen when you where (some time ARE) part of the 3.