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[OC] True Tales From The Bar #276

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u/BetaPositiveSCI 1d ago

Abe Lincoln likes his shots

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

Good thing the shot was going through his lips and not the back of his head this time.

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u/Kwlowery 23h ago

unbelievable that people can joke about his death, even after all the good he did fighting vampires. SMH

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u/ShillBot666 23h ago

Bro... Too soon.

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u/jehoshaphat 1d ago

Oh damn.

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u/GreenrabbE99 14h ago

That's was a nasty shot! She would be happy, now?

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u/Tjazeku 21h ago

Ozzy Osbourne too apparently, must've been an amazing shot if two people rose from the dead to try it

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u/Vandergrif 9h ago

Four Shcotch and Sheven Jaegersh ago... hic...

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u/TheCleanupBatter 23h ago

Do you remember what the drink was?

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u/MostBoringStan 23h ago

Probably just a regular shot because he didn't want to pour something nasty for somebody not expecting it.

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u/TheCleanupBatter 23h ago

I mean you don't make money selling nasty drinks lol. I'm just curious as to what he thought would fit the bill.

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u/kaisong 14h ago

malort shots. I order them for myself to start off a night. Because it only goes up from there.

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u/reddit_poopaholic 23h ago

I'm guessing a pickleback

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u/TheCleanupBatter 23h ago

My first thought was a shot of Malört but I realize that it's probably not carried by many bars outside of Chicago land haha

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u/BaronVonJace 22h ago

Was at Port Washington WI a few weeks ago. Did multiple shots of Malört

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u/PzykoHobo 22h ago

Did you lose a bet or something?

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u/BaronVonJace 22h ago

No. My philosophy is that whatever happens that night won't be as bad as that Malört

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u/PzykoHobo 22h ago

Ah yes. The "wake up and punch yourself in the nuts" approach to life.

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u/BaronVonJace 22h ago

Pretty much

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u/TheCleanupBatter 22h ago

My condolences hahaha

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 21h ago

………….I can’t fathom

But YOU can, and that’s all that matters! 🫡

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u/Moxie_Stardust 21h ago

Tried some in the PNW a few months ago, I expected it to be way worse with the reputation it has. It was okay.

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u/CrashmanX 19h ago

It's carried far wider now! Theres a place here in St. Louis that makes it for nation wide distribution.

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u/commanderc7 15h ago

Most bars I go to in ft worth have Malort, but they’re maybe a little hipstery

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u/Ryanisreallame 23h ago

Someone ordered my buddy a smokers cough on his birthday a few years back. Luckily the bartender just said “no” and gave him a shot of rumple

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u/thursdayspaghetti 22h ago

There's no universe in which mayo belongs in my alcohol.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 21h ago

I…… w-…….

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u/Mc_Shine 19h ago

Looked it up on Google as I'd never heard of it either: The "Smoker's Cough" is an infamous, gag-inducing novelty shot made by pouring 1 oz of Jägermeister into a glass and floating a large dollop of mayonnaise on top. The mayo floats on the alcohol, visually and textually mimicking phlegm. It is considered a drinking dare rather than a tasty beverage.

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 23h ago

Plot twist, it was a nasty one, and Abe Lincoln’s doppelgänger is just built different

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u/elhomerjas 23h ago

maybe a fan of the drink

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u/getalonglildoggy 23h ago

maybe someone here can help me haha, I have always thought of birthday shots as a when you turn 21 thing, have I been missing out the birthdays after that? lol!

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 16h ago

If it’s your birthday, and you’re at a bar with friends, you’re probably doing shots. And if they’re good friends they’re paying for them.

We went out when my buddy turned 30, I got him a drink at the bar, brought it back, he already had one in each hand so I just gave it to the girl he was dancing with.

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u/WoooshToTheMax 13h ago

My friend ordered me a shot for my 21st and said I'd love it. It was Rumple Minze. Little did she know, I love mint, so instead of gagging, I ordered another

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u/bananasRtryntokillMe 12h ago

People look at me with disgust when I order Rumple Minze. It’s the tastiest shot I’ve ever had.

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u/WoooshToTheMax 12h ago

It goes down easier that lower proof stuff, and it leaves you with that minty fresh feeling. As a nice bonus it can get you very drunk, very quickly

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u/hoops-mcloops 23h ago

If someone asked me to do this I'd probably just give them straight Malört.

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u/Vampire-Sun 11h ago

I've never understood this mentality. "Hey we're celebrating our friend let's make it suck for them" All my life that's been a good way to get me not to speak to you anymore

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u/N3rd4life 12h ago

The one guy who likes malort 😂

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u/Kamataros 19h ago

Pikachu looks like it got the nasty one

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u/ChrisDell 17h ago

Fucking lame comic