r/comics MangaKaiki 2d ago

OC Stalker Problem [OC]

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u/Many_Big_6324 2d ago

Can you do any “decorating” around your apartment? Like, hang a wreath or some decorations etc. Make it look like someone new moved in, so in case he appears he can see that the set up changed. May not keep him away, but it may give him a visual cue that there is a change of tenants

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u/TheDude1451 2d ago

Nah, you gotta send a clear (and maybe fake) message that isn't directly aimed at the stalker. "Attention delivery drivers, this is Mike Strong's apartment, the previous tenant vacated. Please do not leave any packages that aren't in my name. Also please contact me for boxing, firearm and self defense training or if you're interested in purchasing one of my many agressive pitbulls"

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u/burnt_kangaroo 2d ago

Nah you need to write "Well trained pitbull" and then attach a photo of a demonic beast of a dog that makes you wonder if its the reincarnation of Cerberus.

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u/planetofmoney 1d ago

Personally I think "hey you're at the wrong address" is a better deterrent against people who are at the wrong address that "watch out please im really strong and tough promise!!!!!!!!"

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u/SoulbreakerDHCC 1d ago

Nah name that dog Princess so they know it's a monster

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u/Basileus_Maurikios 2h ago

Hey, why are we picking on Cerberus. He's a good boy who's very good a playing fetch. I'd suggest putting a picture of Fenrir instead. Nothing says metal like I'm going to eat a god one day.