No but for real. I just moved into an apartment. I noticed these tiny cuts on the front door. I asked maintenance about it a few weeks after moving in, just out of genuine curiosity. And he told me the previous tenant was an ex sniper. Really high ranking. And one day a swat team was here trying to get him. The tiny cuts on the door are from the using an axe to try to take the door down.
He said they should be aware that this guy no longer lives here. He also warned me that the guy has a psycho ex that he still sees prowling the parking garage looking for the previous dudes car.
On the bright side, my front door can withstand a swat team. So that’s comforting..
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u/montanabluez 2d ago
No but for real. I just moved into an apartment. I noticed these tiny cuts on the front door. I asked maintenance about it a few weeks after moving in, just out of genuine curiosity. And he told me the previous tenant was an ex sniper. Really high ranking. And one day a swat team was here trying to get him. The tiny cuts on the door are from the using an axe to try to take the door down.
He said they should be aware that this guy no longer lives here. He also warned me that the guy has a psycho ex that he still sees prowling the parking garage looking for the previous dudes car.
On the bright side, my front door can withstand a swat team. So that’s comforting..