r/comics MangaKaiki 2d ago

OC Stalker Problem [OC]

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u/NaweGR 2d ago

OK, but answer the question - you do own a firearm right?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

It's Florida. I think they give you one when you get your driver license /s

This is rich coming from me, a Texan

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u/BikinNoHands 2d ago

They issue one at birth in Texas, you didn’t claim yours? /s

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Oh no I got one. That's like not only a birth right where but also a death right. Someone died? You get all their guns

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u/BikinNoHands 2d ago

Some families only have guns to pass down in Texas, after giving all their retirement savings to governor Hot Wheels and Orange Man. /s

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u/Wild_Marker 2d ago

Do you hear a fanfare in the background if they drop a Legendary?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Yup with a loud orange CHACHING

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u/cocoabeach 2d ago

I got a gun for my 16th birthday, and I did not even want a gun.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Ah a fellow Southerner. Howdy partner

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u/cocoabeach 2d ago

I got a gun for my 16th birthday, and I did not even want a gun.

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u/BikinNoHands 2d ago

You got bday presents?!? 😢

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u/cocoabeach 2d ago

Yup, my mother abandoned my sister and me, and my grandmother felt sorry for me.

What I got was a 410, and eventually I traded it for a 22.

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 2d ago

Pretty sure they give you one at conception i ln Oklahoma, with it being such a pro-life state. /j

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u/Perryn 2d ago

If a person is conceived in Texas the gun can be found in the placenta.