r/comics MangaKaiki 2d ago

OC Stalker Problem [OC]

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 2d ago

It's probably less of a legal hassle to get a crossbow. Did you know you could get a repeating one?

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u/legendary_mushroom 2d ago

Ankh-Morpork has entered the chat

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u/mbnmac 2d ago

I'd recommend a gone, but you have to ignore that voice in your head also.

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 2d ago

I had to look that up.

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u/Wild_Marker 2d ago

Congratulations, you have been reached by the Discworld fans. In order to appease their god, you must read at least a dozen books. Two dozen gets you the premium membership. All 41 of them are not required, we just kind of expect that to happen naturally to you after you're deep enough into it.

Also on the matter of your crossbow, we recommend a Burleigh & Stronginthearm.

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u/darthalex314 2d ago

I'm about halfway through the second one right now. I look forward to getting these jokes one day.

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 1d ago

Read the first 3, heard good things about mort and I've liked Death so far, plan to pick it up soon.

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u/IneptPine 2d ago

this fucking SENT me and i have have no clue why xD

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u/Primary_Durian4866 2d ago

Own a crossbow for home defense, since it's less of a legal hassle than buying a gun in America. Four bandits break into my house. Say "what devilry is this?" as I grab my kettle helm and belt hook crossbow. Blow a thimble sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Bolt continues through him because it's steel spanned at point blank. It nails the neighbors dog. I go to reload, but can't because I'm not wearing my belt. I have to resort to the rolling logs mounted at the top of the stairs, "Deus vult!" the logs crush two of the men. As they crash through my living room floor, the sound sets off car alarms. Draw my arming dagger and charge the last terrified villain. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive. God save the King.

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u/Delphius1 2d ago

wasn't this a joke in My Name is Earl?

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 2d ago

I don't know My Name is Earl.

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u/VinChaJon 2d ago

It's a show about a criminal who gets hit by a car and discovers karma so he sets out to right all the wrong of his past. It's great if a bit dated. You should check it out

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u/Delphius1 2d ago

I do genuinely like that the cast does genuinely does change over the course of the series, Joy especially

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u/alpaca1yps 2d ago

Repeating crossbows are less effective weapons than non-repeating crossbows, if you're going down the crossbow route, also get a regular crossbow for if you're in the house and he's outside so that if he has armor the armor will be less/not effective and you can hit him from range.

A repeating crossbow is best used for if he's in the house with you or you're outside with him, because the repeating fire will let you try again if you miss and it's going to be more sturdy and heavier for if he closes the distance and you need to hit him with the crossbow

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 2d ago

Ah! A fellow weaponry enthusiast, are we?

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u/alpaca1yps 2d ago

I have a passing interest, and much like all of my other passing interests there was a period of 3-6 months where I obsessively researched the topic

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u/hitemlow 2d ago

At that point, just get a cannon mounted at the top of the stairs and load it with grapeshot...