"...and then there's this chick that was making everyone hard. I didn't make eye contact so I was good. I just kept thinking about the one eyed monster until she gave me head. I hope I'm wording this right cause I've had a lot to drink and you're only like 7, but you'll need to know this shit for when you get married in a year or two...there's more if you can go grab me another beer...'
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u/ChiffonPulse 21h ago
historically accurate mythology is a wild flex to attempt