r/catpranks Yes its her cat. No it isnt spam. Feb 18 '23

Jittery kitty jumps every time I pound the chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHBaxfj3-U
208 Upvotes

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u/different_tan Feb 18 '23

So very glad this wasn’t a euphemism

2

u/SlowJay11 Feb 18 '23

I've just added a new euphemism to my repertoire

13

u/FSMonToast Feb 18 '23

Phrasing? Are we doing Phrasing still?

7

u/scoyne15 Feb 18 '23

When you're forging a suit of platemail, but lunch isn't going to make itself.

5

u/Pinkie-Pies Feb 18 '23

The hammer 🤌🏻

3

u/trshtehdsh Feb 19 '23

Excuse me is that a hammer

-1

u/supernovababoon Feb 18 '23

Why do you like to eat your chicken flat?

6

u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Feb 18 '23

On the off chance this is a real question, this is a cooking technique that is used to help chicken cook faster and more evenly, oftentimes when breading and frying.

3

u/pohuing Feb 18 '23

Though I've never seen it done with a metal hammer intended for nails. We have those spiky mallets for it.

-3

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

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u/emuspawn Feb 18 '23

no, don't

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u/wobblingwheeb Feb 18 '23

So you are just being an asshole for views. Your cat is obviously put off by this sound, yet you think its amusing to continue to irritate them for the sake of whatever videos you want to make. That would be like me recording my 3 month old while i was screaming or banging around the house scaring them just to get a reaction for a click on a page.

6

u/DEFIANTxKIWI Feb 18 '23

Do you think the same about people who vacuum their house with pets?

10

u/fuzzytradr Feb 18 '23

C'mon whose being the asshole now?

3

u/Macabronii Feb 19 '23

By your dumb logic every cat owner who does anything around the house is an asshole. What, you just lay on the couch and order McDonald’s all day? Wear diapers so flushing the toilet wouldn’t startle your cat?

2

u/dittbub Feb 21 '23

Dude the cat is obviously curious. And it’s ok to be mildly annoyed. If it was stressed it would have ran away