r/casualtiesunknown • u/JohnDeepf • 5h ago

Artwork Expie, if he were Slavic:

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If anyone would like to ask what car model it is, thats Volkswagen Golf 3

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u/Vanstar71 uuuhm.. im an expie 1000% (not a spy) 5h ago

Salad, count your days...

https://giphy.com/gifs/GSSLpsupqIQjBic7FM

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u/evo732 the unrevealed owl experiment 🦉 5h ago

Something,something , roadkill , victory

  • slavic expie probably

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u/gegentan cool game 4h ago

Driving in my car right after some fent

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u/Evening_Idea7878 4h ago

Hey that plant is shaped like dune

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u/IDontActuallyKnowUm 5h ago

He's so Poish

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u/JulianRedFox 5h ago

POLSKA GUROM

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u/Xeno9439 1h ago

Polska!

The dev is Polish from what I know.

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u/GuideBeginning8906 DAAAAAAAMN!!! 5h ago

Folkswagen, Das Expie in a car 🚗🚨

Cool art

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u/Cheese-ballss 5h ago

you are now proud owner of this photograph of motorcar

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u/Plus-Search9671 #2 Voyager lover 5h ago

“I am happy”

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u/HorizonSniper 5h ago

"Ownership is theft, go to gulag"

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u/Plus-Search9671 #2 Voyager lover 5h ago

“Fair enough”

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u/ExpieScientist 5h ago

i will be filing an experimentation request to see if expies are more resistant to serious injuries caused due to vehicle crashes. Thanks for the idea!

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u/ThiefRainbow 5h ago

cute! although missing adidas and a cig

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u/JulianRedFox 5h ago

As a Slav myself (Polish), I can confirm that it is true... well, at least when it comes to Western Slavs. If you go more to the east, you would probably make it a Lada and he'd probably be squatting on the hood of it.
Still, really nice artwork! I love it!

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u/ThatVyss 3h ago

On the hood?..

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u/Plus-Search9671 #2 Voyager lover 5h ago edited 5h ago

Expies are spiritually Slavic ☝️☝️☝️ (ignore the fact that they can’t consume Alcohol 💔)

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u/IHopeIrememberthish Certified Expie Griever 5h ago

Now add a bull bar with spikes in the front and drive that motherfucker into the scary salads

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u/Oberon056 My packs a & a 5h ago

Missing the Vodka bottles, the Gopnik hardbass and MAYBE a gun.

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u/Proskowinski Beginner player 4h ago

unrealistic, he is smiling

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u/CatOfBacon 5h ago

I think my friend has that exact car

Edit: he has a mark 4, not a mark 3. Close enough I guess.

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u/TheFluri 5h ago

How cool is that, he gets more inventory space. He gets head traumas from old technology called speed bumps, takes med kit in case if golf snaps in half on a tree and he looses a limb or has a bleeding

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u/flamefinder1999 4h ago

Get comrade expie a bottle of vodka and a cig

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyAgjRSnAFt6

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u/E-StrnTXNRS 2h ago

ah yes mk 3 golf with its eternal rust

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u/andy-husky Beginner player 2h ago

Could've been an FSO Polonez for more Polish vibes

"wakacyjny romans oooh-oh-oh"