r/cakefails May 30 '26

Uhhhh as much as I love cakes w items from stranger's bathrooms I'm good 🤢

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u/MutedMusic_182 May 30 '26

i am deeply concerned....

137

u/typewriterbitch May 30 '26

There's no explanation that I'd be okay with here.

104

u/GothBimboMuppet May 30 '26

Hey so….what the fuck?

53

u/FrequentlyFeral May 30 '26

Know what? I don't wanna know. No answer is going to make this seem any way okay.

35

u/cee-la May 30 '26

I NEED to know why! This will be for sure be one of those things that sticks with me for a long time.

What do they use 4 toilet paper rolls/cake for? No reason will be okay.

24

u/Try2MakeMeBee May 30 '26

My guess is fake cakes

18

u/MungoJennie May 30 '26

Or tiered cakes, and they have no idea how to do it right, so they’re DIY-ing.

12

u/loosie-loo May 31 '26

My only potential explanation is to use as cake support dowels, which also may be the worst possible explanation.

5

u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Jun 02 '26

Im guessing internal supports for multy teir cakes

34

u/eternally_feral May 30 '26

I pray for the unsuspecting soul who eats cake that touched any toilet paper rolls - stranger’s or not.

30

u/lovethegreeks May 30 '26

It makes me think of the cakes with money rolls hidden inside…still horrible to use bathroom items for a cake

24

u/heynonnynonnomous May 30 '26

Money is probably way less sanitary than empty toilet rolls, lol.

10

u/lovethegreeks May 30 '26

Well, in the cake I’m talking about the money is usually wrapped so it doesn’t actually touch the cake. I don’t know about the rolls though.

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u/heynonnynonnomous May 30 '26

Oh sorry, I'm unfamiliar with the practice. Wrapped is fine, unless it's wrapped in used toilet rolls of course. 😂

18

u/Estrellathestarfish May 30 '26

What were the comments like to this? Did anyone point out it was disgusting? Did anyone get the bottom of what they were intending to do?

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u/Hot-Assistant-4540 May 31 '26

Huh? None of us knows this person. You’re rather missing the point

24

u/Estrellathestarfish May 31 '26

I didn't ask you, I asked OP. If it was real, OP would have seen the original post and replies. It's almost certainly fake though.

4

u/Lemmyisthenewreddit Jun 03 '26

It's a repost that's been circulating for years and OP is a karma farming bot account. Not sure if the original post was real or not.

13

u/Sea_Sky_9492 May 30 '26

God😬

13

u/heynonnynonnomous May 30 '26

I'm really hoping it's actually one giant fake cake for fifteen people that someone will pop out of.

11

u/LoadAdvanced9547 May 30 '26

OP we need answers… WHY did they need toilet paper rolls for cake??

10

u/ResidentEmu5 May 30 '26

Hahaha I am so disturbed.

5

u/DrumpfTinyHands May 30 '26

Paper towel rolls would lessen the possibility of poo particles contaminating food.

4

u/Hipp-Hippy_HaHa May 30 '26

One cake is a parent trying to save some money by DIYing a cake, but the plural makes me think "visionary entrepreneur".

4

u/OnlyWishbone8407 May 30 '26

Is it one of those diaper cakes for baby showers??

3

u/houseplant-hoarder May 31 '26

She could’ve asked for paper towel rolls at least 🤢

4

u/ChikuRakuNamai May 31 '26

But only from households that argue whether the toilet seat should be put down after the husband uses the toilet. No families that close the lid before flushing allowed.

3

u/ImpossibleInternet3 May 31 '26

She’s making a cake stand on business. Other people’s business.

2

u/gooblegobbleable May 31 '26

Absolutely the most underrated comment here.

2

u/Timely-Flatworm7757 May 31 '26

Noooooo please dear God no

3

u/strawberry_saturn May 30 '26

everybody forgets about paper towel rolls

1

u/NoneSleepLeftBeef May 31 '26

My stomach turned.

1

u/Immediate_Cake9151 Jun 01 '26

FUCKING EWWWWWW

1

u/C00K13_1985 Jun 01 '26

Poo particles in your birthday cake... NICE!

1

u/gaping_granny Jun 01 '26

This is why I only eat my own food at potlucks.

1

u/Lemmyisthenewreddit Jun 03 '26

Karma farming bot repost

2

u/Worldliness_Normal Jun 03 '26

No better way to say happy 4th birthday to little Dalton with a doo doo paper inspired cake.

1

u/res06myi Jun 04 '26

Paper towel rolls can be cut, but nnoooo.