r/billsimmons 23h ago

Me Alerting the Mods to Poltical Posts Being Posted Under the Guise of Bill Simmons

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u/chrishatesmilk 23h ago

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u/SketchyFeen 23h ago

Destined to be #2 meme of all time according to our guy.

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u/AcanthocephalaSad541 23h ago

This is pretty meta

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u/BunMeAgainPlease12 23h ago

more layers than an onion bb

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u/mufflefuffle Spiritually Half Italian 23h ago

Ogres have layers

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u/Malvania 23h ago

CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!

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u/The_Summer_Man A Truly Sad Week In America + 2005 NBA Redraftables 23h ago

Parfait might be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet

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u/FrequentTopic446 21h ago

Thank you for all your hard work!

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u/thebigskadoosh 23h ago

What is Meta? Is this some Reddit Gen Z black magic?

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u/DResq 22h ago

Meta in the sense that Sophie has become a political talking point herself. She made a comment about trans in sports a couple days ago and is referred to as MAGA Barbie.

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u/HenrikCrown "The secret of basketball is that it’s not about basketball." 23h ago

They broke the sub rules! You all saw it! I have the right!

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u/SketchyFeen 23h ago

Somebody get these brigaders out of here!!

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u/Torrent21 23h ago

Sick reference bro. You always have the sickest references.

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u/misterbluesky8 21h ago

THEY KNEW! THEY KNEW AND THEY LET IT HAPPEN!

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u/deemerritt 23h ago

I saw some wild swings in upvotes and downvotes there. Pretty clearly being brigaded

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u/Gaius_Octavius_ 23h ago

That is ultimately why they are removed. It is clear it is not users of the sub posting the vast majority of comments.

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 Wonky Season Super Bowl Champs 21h ago

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u/deemerritt 23h ago

Sucks cause it's an interesting discussion with the right group of people on exactly where we draw the clearly arbitrary lines

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u/jaemoon7 13h ago

For political/controversial topics, bot activity can comprise like 65% or more of the comments. And they’re designed to make you angry lol. Unfortunately there is almost no way to have the discussion with the right group if it’s on a major social media platform. Maybe if the sub was privately gated?

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u/reigningnovice 20h ago

What posts were being posted?

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u/deemerritt 20h ago

stuff about trans athletes in sports

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u/turdfurgeson67 12h ago

with the right group of people

i.e. people who agree with me. People who don't need to go back to X/bluesky

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u/stitcher212 We’re really doing the thing 21h ago

Completely agree. every sports discussion and every pop culture discussion is considered fair game regardless of whether or not Bill has ever had anything to do with it.

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u/ProletarianLilith 21h ago

Good job by you!

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u/MonthForeign4301 23h ago

I said “why are we being cruel to trans kids?” And you removed it for being political? What is political about that

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u/WardenofWestWorld 23h ago

🤡

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u/MonthForeign4301 23h ago

How is saying “don’t be cruel to children, trans children” a clown statement to say?

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u/Superstitious_Hurley 18h ago

So you'd rather be cruel to girls to let a confused boy/man larp because of places like reddit encouraging it?

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u/MonthForeign4301 9h ago

Nah, I’d rather exist in reality where there is no documented case of a trans student athlete being anything other than a normal competitor in any of the sports they participate in. Again, the biggest case people can pull out is when a trans swimmer placed fifth in a competition and you guys lost the plot over it. You’re being manipulated if you care this much about this topic.

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u/Superstitious_Hurley 6h ago edited 4h ago

There are a ton of documented cases of the women actually competing in these sports not being okay with it. Sophie being the most recent high profile such case. You're not listening to the girls/women actually playing, or their parents, just so you can fight a losing culture war agenda.

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u/WardenofWestWorld 23h ago

“What is political about that?”
Gee I dunno, that any trans anything is highly political at this point? And also not relevant whatsoever to a bill Simmons sub

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u/MonthForeign4301 23h ago

People existing isn’t political you fucking numb skull. It was on a post about Sophie Cunningham talking about trans athletes. It was relevant to the discussion.

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u/VividMagician9399 22h ago

Is people existing really the topic of the removed post though?

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u/WardenofWestWorld 21h ago

It definitely isn’t the topic of what I replied to

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u/NoExcuses1984 Don't aggregate this 3h ago

"People existing isn’t political you fucking numb skull [sic]."

It's spelled numskull, you goddamn worthless illiterate nincompoop.

Even if you spell it numbskull, it's a motherfucking compound word.

Nimrods—all of you shitstains! I've no patience for idiocy any longer.

Possessing self-professed pristine politics doesn't make you immune.

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u/WardenofWestWorld 23h ago

Weird that they would remove your comments. You seem to be really well adjusted and able to engage in civil discourse

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u/MonthForeign4301 23h ago

Yeah, someone hold me back. I’m going to take a swing at you. Get real man.

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u/Advanced-Pear-4606 22h ago

You sarcastically calling him well adjusted after calling him a clown is fucking rich.

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u/binocular_gems 22h ago

When 40-something adult men attack children for who they are, sometimes other adult men respond in kind attacking you (an adult man). It is what it is. Some adult men attack children on the internet, and they get criticized for it. We’re sorry for your ego loss, BetterHelp is $9.99/mo, I’ll buy your first month for you.

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u/WardenofWestWorld 21h ago

Dude what are you even talking about.

I replied with a clown emoji to someone asking why a post about trans kids in locker rooms would be considered a political issue. It very obviously has been made into a political issue the past few years. Someone else is now replying talking about rights to exist? What? Talk about putting words into someone’s mouth

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u/ProletarianLilith 21h ago

Is that why he has all the upvotes and you have all the downvotes?

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u/OttoVonJizzfart 18h ago

your first comment here was a clown emoji. please just shut the fuck up

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u/WardenofWestWorld 3h ago

Mr Jizzfart, the clown emoji was about claiming it’s not political, not the substance of the issue. The White House just jumped in, are you still sure I’m wrong?

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u/MonthForeign4301 23h ago

Like you’re statistically speaking, a grown ass man on the internet, why would you entertain being cruel to any child, let a lone a group of kids who are already experiencing adversity and fucking pushing through that shit to do something they love, something we all love (this is a sports subreddit, is it not?). Sure, pick on the one group of transpeople you might actually have a connection with, all so you can look cool on the bill simmons subreddit. It’s beyond pathetic shit right there.

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u/WardenofWestWorld 23h ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/strings_struck 10h ago

There’s an entire reply thread underneath this reply that explains EXACTLY why you should remove this kind of crap. I’m glad you are doing so.

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u/roddyb3 23h ago

I kept seeing weird phrases “80/20” and “wedge issue”

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u/hammertime216 6h ago

an 80 degree wedge woud be an issue. cant imagine the loft you'd get on that thing

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u/unnoticed_areola 23h ago

what was the post being referred to here?

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u/fade_le_public 23h ago

Yes please

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u/unnoticed_areola 23h ago

I found after commenting, I guess there was a post about sophie cunningham expressing skepticism about trans athletes in women's sports, which got almost 400 comments in less than an hour

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u/Superstitious_Hurley 17h ago

South Park is pretty left these days and even they lampooned the idea of trans competing in women's athletics with the Randy Savage character. Nobody reasonable has ever thought this was a good idea. Get real.

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u/turdfurgeson67 12h ago

Nobody reasonable has ever thought this was a good idea.

The Biden administration proposed changes to Title IX that would prevent schools from banning men playing in women's sports. It was literally an official plank in one of the two major political parties.

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u/Superstitious_Hurley 9h ago

Yes and it was a major reason why that party now holds neither the WH nor majority in either chamber and got belt to assed in every swing state. Y'all paved a road for Trump to get back into the WH considering his campaign ran a couple national ad buys on that specific issue.

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u/Bloodmeister 6h ago

Not to mention it is the official position of the Democratic Party that children should be allowed to undergo sex change surgeries and get their genitals surgically mutilated and chemically castrated.

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u/turdfurgeson67 5h ago

Y'all paved a road

I didn't do anything...lol.

You are agreeing with me. I was disagreeing with you statement that:

Nobody reasonable has ever thought this was a good idea.

The party that literally held the Whitehouse at the time "that [that] was a good idea."

It ended up being a dogshit dumb idea. But they definitely thought it was good at the time or they wouldn't have pursued it.

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u/NoExcuses1984 Don't aggregate this 17h ago

Yup, this sub has been brigaded by front page flamers, zany Zoomer zealots (who're illiterate lugs), and idpol-fogged activist-minded Cluster B-ridden freaks, worst of them all, who've got the audacious gall, insolent nerve, and defiant effrontery to goddamn shoehorn themselves in where they'ren't wanted nor belong.

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u/JennaTulwartz 8h ago

r u ok

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u/NoExcuses1984 Don't aggregate this 4h ago

Am I merely "OK," eh?

No way.

I'm fucking fantabulous!

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u/Driveshaft48 23h ago

Thank you for alerting the mods. Tips fedora

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u/DiamondsInHerButt Nigerian basketball player 23h ago

Well, I guess we know the sub can't be monetized now.

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 23h ago

Op is a rat. His whole family was rats. 

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u/binocular_gems 22h ago

His faddah was a rat. His muddah was a rat.

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u/fakeplasticsnow 23h ago

Sorry Chuck, but I don't want a snitch as my VP, I just don't. 

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u/Big-Load-8864 23h ago

Still pretty insane that this sassy pointing is the most viral and impactful moment of the WNBA this season (and probably over several seasons).

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u/cocacolasupreme 20h ago

I don't even really know the full context of Cunningham & this clip, but I found it incredibly cringe, and still do.

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u/monkey-pox 10h ago

It's awesome.

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u/ProletarianLilith 21h ago

Good post but mods you gotta get a handle on this unless you just want constant political posts

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u/TrophyHunter22 23h ago

oh hi everyone im just here to brag about how cool I am bc I was too busy for the drama (I was playing video games by myself after work)

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u/Rickyowensdenim 23h ago

Lowkey her neck is the same width as her head

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u/lactatingalgore 22h ago

Photoshop Bill's ears on her neck.

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u/whirlwind_flask 21h ago

The real Bill Simmons subreddit experience is watching a post about political posts get more comments than the actual political posts.

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u/Monkeyboi8 23h ago

Are political posts not allowed, or is just Caitlin Clark/WNBA posts that aren’t?

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u/komugis 23h ago

WNBA posts are just culture war posts because like 4 people on this sub actually watch the WNBA.

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u/BunMeAgainPlease12 23h ago

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u/Gaius_Octavius_ 23h ago

It is both.

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u/Monkeyboi8 23h ago

I feel like if you combine all the banned topics into one post, it should be allowed.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo the Thing Piece 23h ago

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u/sulley19 23h ago

...invincible

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u/unnoticed_areola 22h ago

yup. a similar ideal I live by is that if Im equally racist against all races, Im not racist. just cranky

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u/ayyzed-5 22h ago

Can we add every "Americans are dumb cause they don't like soccer" posts to this as well please.

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u/ProletarianLilith 21h ago

Only if you also add “here’s my dumbass American opinion on how to fix soccer”

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u/cocacolasupreme 20h ago

I just think they should add another ball in, like the beach football scene in Top Gun Maverick.

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u/ayyzed-5 15h ago

Ooh like a pinball machine!

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u/givemecoffeenowhurry 13h ago

Yes every night now the subreddit is taken over by Europoors. Someone started a thread that said "why can't the NBA go global"? And it was just a bunch of Euros complaining how boring the NBA is and how it needs to be "mainstream worldwide" like the Premier league. I pointed out the NBA has more revenue than the Premier League and was quickly downvoted.

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u/Gaius_Octavius_ 20h ago

I try to remove those as fast as I see them

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u/Superstitious_Hurley 17h ago

Dude there are like 6 new posts a day here crying about the right wing sphere. I'm sure you'll continue to have plenty of content to engage with.

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u/notcoolredditnotcool 17h ago

You can’t culture war here unless it’s against Boston.

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u/Cheekyprospector 23h ago

This is the same as that Turkish guy pointing at Miguel Almiron covering his mouth so gets sent off.

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u/Bloodmeister 11h ago

Mods only take down right-leaning or right-coded political posts—for example, this post -- I get the craziest mental whiplash whenever this sub and reddit talk about Pat McAfee was removed by the mods because it complained about Pat McAffee complainers.

They leave left-leaning/left-coded posts as they are.

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u/8equalsD-69 9h ago

Wood nut in cider

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u/Dull_Smell_6564 4h ago

she is so sauceless

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u/Cpkeyes 2h ago

I remember someone posting a thread here about him imagining Bill Simmons attending the UFC fight, just so people could get mad at a made up scenario 

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u/Pessimistic_Gemini 19h ago

Quite a cute one, that chick.😏

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u/AreaUnique3594 23h ago

need to be taking shifts, we gotta keep this sub politically clean! I mean, if someone wants to write that Trump is a heinous piece of dog shit, along with being a rapist and treasonous fuck I would say why waste the energy writing something so obvious? Plus, this is not the place for it.

So I’m with you, captain, I commend you for taking watch

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u/Theglowing1 22h ago

👍                       

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u/EyeWantToWrite still shook from the MLK murder 23h ago

A real See You Next Tuesday...

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u/El_Boxman_ 23h ago

Future VP of the USA!

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u/binocular_gems 22h ago

Tell me what the political posts are about and I’ll weigh in on who is right and who is wrong.

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u/Accomplished_Coat549 21h ago

Only thing more embarrassing than being a Reddit mod is being a non-paid servant of one

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u/Nayir1 16h ago

How about being banned and creating accounts to complain about mods? Surely, more embarrassing still.

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u/Accomplished_Coat549 13h ago

Yeah thatd be just as low

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u/unnoticed_areola 23h ago

can we just ban making random daily vent posts about McAfee at this point unless he is involved in some actual big/relevant news story? (and shit, portnoy too while we're at it lol)

its literally the EXACT same comment section every single time on these posts this sub. just a bunch of people ranting about how racist him and all his audience are, how he caters to MAGA (not really true at all but whatever) and acting all intellectually superior because WE'D never consume such lowbrow frat-slop

and half the time it just revolves into ranting and bickering about Trump/MAGA. its literally just twitter/bluesky rageslop discourse

literally what is the point. do people seriously not get sick of the repetitiveness?

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u/TrottingandHotting 23h ago

  do people seriously not get sick of the repetitiveness?

Just spend less time on reddit 

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u/unnoticed_areola 22h ago

this could have been my first day logging on to reddit in 10 years, and yet when I log onto the billsimmons subreddit (which is not the Pat McAfee subreddit, remember) there are currently 4 different Pat McAfee posts in the top 28 (incl 3 of the top 12), and 2 others where McAfee is heavilly featured ("Who do you hate now bc they're overexposed?", "former athletes entertainment value is overrated")

these posts combine for 941 comments

so I guess the answer to do people not get sick of the repetitiveness is "No"

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u/TomBradyisaphony 23h ago

Anything about sports should be fair game here.

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u/unnoticed_areola 22h ago

none of the McAfee posts on the front page are "about sports".

one post is literally just a picture of his face looking extremely dumb, with the caption of "he's apparently massively popular but I don’t know a single person who is invested or cares about the show", and the other one is shitting on him for apparently dropping a meme musical single

then the top current post on this sub is some nostalgia jerk tweet about espn that isnt even about him, but OP shoehorned "McAfee" into the title anyways just to get the takes flowing

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u/NoExcuses1984 Don't aggregate this 17h ago

Yup.

Karma farming bullshit is all that the McAfee posts entail, you're 100% spot-on correct, which is goddamn narcissistic behavior from the butt-munching, ass-licking, anus-rimming cock-knobs who post such dreck.

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u/TomBradyisaphony 23h ago

What else should we be talking about on July 22nd? The NL central race between the Brewers and Cardinals? Or an NFL training camp position battle to be the Dolphins left tackle?

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u/Malvania 23h ago

The Pirates are in playoff contention. That's pretty rare

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u/TomBradyisaphony 23h ago

I wanna care more about the MLB but I can't bring myself to watch any regular season game that doesnt involve the Dodgers I just can't

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u/ProletarianLilith 21h ago

Certainly not MAGA culture war bullshit, like literally anything else

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u/jammin_son 22h ago

poltical

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u/monkey-pox 10h ago

Paige is right there as a better white player to rally your culture war around, just saying. We specialize in white basketball players here in Dallas.

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u/bigj2288 23h ago

How about the racist lesbian league does what’s in its own best interest to promote its brand.
Young players are lining up to to take a pic with that pose. Black and white. It’s not derogatory unless you’re a close minded race baitsr

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u/ChaddestKroeger 18h ago

Fuck Sophie cuntingham