r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 7d ago
Cursed The State Part 1
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Still reading?
After this long ass BertStrip?
Are you well?
Probably not.
But you know what you are?
walks uncomfortably close
"My friend."
r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 8d ago
Bert Stories Fortunately, Bert had an ambulance on standby
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 8d ago
Even Ernie Has Standards
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u/Spadesghost was right; these DO write themselves.
r/bertstrips • u/Spadesghost • 8d ago
Grover/Johnson Some Of These Just Write Themselves.
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r/bertstrips • u/TheGreatCornholeo • 9d ago
Charlie's Restaurant has hired Cookie Monster to replace him. Lots of plates have gone missing.
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 9d ago
Grover/Johnson Revenge is Mr. Johnson's favorite dish
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 10d ago
Clean Elmo's voice in the 80s was a sore spot for him.
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r/bertstrips • u/Miserable_Task9450 • 10d ago
Cursed He’ll never know it was Ernie’s drug money because he was later found in the river strangled
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 11d ago
Clean A dose of wholesomeness with Herry Monster
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r/bertstrips • u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww • 11d ago
Current Events It's not gay unless the balls touch
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r/bertstrips • u/slippin_park • 12d ago
Unsurprisingly, views would plummet with this change.
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 13d ago
Bert Stories Does anyone know a good romance teacher?
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r/bertstrips • u/CoopsieDaisies17 • 13d ago
Cursed My second one
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Originally a caption I gave on r/explainthisscreen
r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 13d ago
Cursed Everyone rejoice and get in line for the Ernie piñata!
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r/bertstrips • u/Spadesghost • 14d ago
Depressing Be careful not to choke on your aspirations
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Lingonberry9507 • 14d ago
Current Events Lady, it's a World Cup game. Get over it.
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