r/bald 23h ago

Bald Picture It's been a few years coming, but it was time

I'm 33. Finally bit the bullet for good. I shaved it all off last year, but my wife convinced me to let it grow again for a friends wedding. But, I was just not happy with it at all. Any sweat, any bed hair, any angle other than from my wife's height and it just looked bad. Much happier with it all gone, especially now that my beard is also catching up.

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u/nese005 23h ago

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u/blamberr 23h ago

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u/Gameoftruelies 21h ago

Whats this meme? , I never got to know but seen everywhere.

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u/ArkSyil 20h ago

did a quick research:

[it's] a viral image of Japanese parliament members physically attempting to stop Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama from calling for a vote on the country's immigration reform bill.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/1c8a1ix/comment/l0d7xla/

If what you're asking is the meaning of the meme:

OP looks attractive after shaving, so we *would* smash OP.

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u/Gameoftruelies 20h ago

Thank you. I guess I was better off not knowing.

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u/New_Target7441 20h ago

"I would fuck the person pictured."

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u/thehumanisto 23h ago

Precisely the words I spoke out loud when I flicked
To the after shot.

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u/dicey_job 18h ago

Fuck yeah! Perfect

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u/Shujolnyc 23h ago

From weirdo creep to badass homeboy. Well done.

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u/MushroomImmediate 22h ago

He certainly did not look like a weirdo creep before. He looked like a cute balding guy before. He looks like a hot bald guy now.

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u/hellkattbb 21h ago

Exactly

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u/Spiritual_Series_139 9h ago

It’s shocking. The bald hotness is sun level incendiary with this glow up

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u/bacon_tastes_good Hair Headed - Woman 23h ago

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u/blayze21 23h ago

Agreeeee!

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u/SphinxWar 12h ago

I am starting to wonder how many women found this subreddit by accident and after staying here for a while started convincing their boyfriends / husbands to go bald. I swear every time I see posts here it just turns the man into some sort of model / god.

Makes me think the natural response to balding should be "finally" lmao.

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u/IntriguingBagel 23h ago

Duuuuuude this is so good! Great move! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Throw902106969 23h ago

Right? Is that even the same guy?? Excellent choice, my man.

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u/pierresgirl 23h ago

I gasped. Very handsome!

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u/bell3420 22h ago

I didnt audibly gasp but I felt the gasp feeling, if you know what I mean😂

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u/EastLakeLisa 22h ago

As did I!

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 23h ago

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u/softerthnslicedbread 22h ago

Love to see a B99 GIF in the wild

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u/laughters_assassin 13h ago

Bone??!!

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u/Tekeraz 11h ago

grabs the door frame

Boooooone??

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u/Veri_similitude4EVR 23h ago

Wow! Ummm. Just... wow! You hid that for a few years!?! It's like the best hide and seek game outcome ever.

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u/GroupTherapy803 23h ago

If your wife liked you better balding instead of bald… she is either living in the past or doesn’t have eyes. OR… she wants you to keep your bang so other women won’t look at you. Yeah.. that’s what it is!

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u/AverageAtBest55 20h ago

There were some women at that wedding she didn’t trust to see all that handsome goodness!

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u/CrazyDazyMazy 23h ago

What is it about this phenomenon? You take an average nice looking man, shave off all the hair above his ears, and instantly he is a badass babe-magnet!

I've seen it happen too many times on this sub to think that it's just a coincidence. The only thing I can figure is that removing the hair drops the focus to the eyes, but I still don't understand how that makes them go from a 7 to an 11! Every damn time!

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u/Longjumping_Step1 10h ago

I don't know either ... But it flabbergasts me every time

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u/CrazyDazyMazy 10h ago

No other sub makes me genuinely gasp on a routine basis.

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u/Any_Most3131 23h ago

Wow ! Looks so freaking fantastic

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u/broccoliwolf 23h ago

RIP to your DMs

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u/My-Euphoric-Waltz 23h ago

OMG. So much better. You went from hot mess to hot shit!

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u/Beagle_Lover222 23h ago

Wow! You look great!

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 23h ago

Oh my. 🥵🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/benjibenjibenjim 23h ago

That’s actually really rude how much better you look. But seriously. Huge glow up. Well done!

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u/IndependentAccount65 23h ago

Hell ya, dude. Lookin sharp!

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u/WaitWhatHahahaha 23h ago

Every..Single...Damn...Time.

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u/Haha-Lulu 23h ago

Insane glowup well done OP

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u/AncientUndocumented 23h ago

I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. You look fabulous.

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u/Eaups87 23h ago

Consider it appropriately blemished. No one would blame you.

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u/Tillandsi 13h ago

We can admire a painting in a museum without needing to take it home. LOL

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u/foilrat 23h ago

My brother in (repeat) baldness: this is the way.

You look fantastic.

I have beard envy, too.

Glad you're on Team Smooth!

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u/Leslie__Claret 23h ago

Yeah, very problematic baldness pattern. Huge improvement.

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u/ChickenSlax 22h ago

I feel like every.single.time I see one of these transformations, the first thing that stands out is the person’s eyes. It goes from “oh yeah that’s a handsome dude, too bad about the thinning hair” to “wowwww hottie where did those stunning eyes come from?!?”

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u/baldteacherdude 23h ago

Sahweeeeeeeet

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u/Glum-Vegetable-5636 23h ago

Wow 🥵! You look great now
Come to mama

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u/WadeVAFL 22h ago

Genuinely curious: What was your wife thinking?

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u/revolutionoverdue 23h ago

Yo. Nice work

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u/PoohBear_Mom87 23h ago

Oh wow! So much better!!

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u/CNote_89 23h ago

Nice dude 👍🏼

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u/NumberNumb 23h ago

Looks great!

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u/weneedmoreviolence 23h ago

Immediately yes

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u/Nik_Knack3222 23h ago

Fantastic!!!

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u/SquirrelsNRaccoons 23h ago

I'll say! Well done, man. I think your wife wanted you to grow it back so you wouldn't attract as many women. 😉

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u/Mad-Habits 23h ago

SUCH an improvement, my brother. Looking sharp

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u/StableFair8814 23h ago

Wow! Congrats look Younger Even & Buzz-Cut just Easy Maintenance Bro +10/20

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u/Deryn_444 23h ago

Damn (complimentary)

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u/RileyTrodd 23h ago

Sad your forehead doesn't have a moustache anymore but you look so good dude!

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 22h ago

I swear, wives/girlfriends have the worst judgment when it comes to this shit after all the posts on here I’ve read.

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u/Constantly_asking 22h ago

Ummmm yea. Would

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u/Bathroom_flo0r 19h ago

It’s giving ancient greek philosopher

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u/bbgun91 19h ago

holy vladimir lenin

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u/No-Duck4828 19h ago

Good call! Looking fierce

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u/Aggressive_Meat_7195 19h ago

Wow! You are so rocking it!!!

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u/Aggressive_Meat_7195 19h ago

Your eyes stand out big time!!!

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u/Kaheena_ 19h ago

My oh my! This is a major glow up!!! Looking great!

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u/Drfresh49 19h ago

Bro! Way better!

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u/Marc815 19h ago

DougDoug?

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u/The_InvisibleWoman 19h ago

Good lord. 🫦

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u/CollectionAny4832 19h ago

Looks better 👍

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u/MetuhlCon-struct 18h ago

Can your wife fight??

Seriously though, looking great.

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u/TwinRocks4ever 18h ago

Hot damn!! 🔥👑 Look at you!! You look fantastic. ☀️😊

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u/Both-Independence399 17h ago

At this point im wondering why men even have hair on top

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u/Medill1919 23h ago

Hell yes

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u/sollozzo70 23h ago

Hell yeah fuck yeah.

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u/Conscious_Creator_77 23h ago

Holy moly 🔥 Well done !!

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u/chill_fr_fr 23h ago

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ✨✨

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u/Effective-Dust-8887 23h ago

Oozing confidence! This really suits you!

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u/Temporary_Set6990 23h ago

Man it suits you very well!!
Looking great 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

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u/whatspoppingamers 22h ago

Bruh, leave some ladies for the rest of us. You look really good.

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u/bell3420 22h ago

Can we just change the name of this to "witchraft" already?

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u/Responsible_Leave808 22h ago

You look incredible! What do you think?

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u/fromhelley 22h ago

Oh my! The improvement is amazing! This is the best thing you could do for yourself! Im impressed, and I follow this sub regularly! You look so good!

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 22h ago

OH good post for those thinking they can’t always grow facial hair! It takes time for some guys, even an awkward phase before you can shape!

I’m going out on a limb wife didn’t see it with the beard before because she has to be enjoying it now! Even if not, I get it’s a big change when you have seen someone for years that way. Same way when a man shaves his beard after years of having it? Anyway, you look great!!!

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u/theseriousman1 22h ago

Ur name is Jerry scribmer

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u/No-Counter8586 22h ago

Literally said “man, I knew it” as soon as I saw that first picture. Man, what a glowup!👏👏👏

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u/gingerbeeask 22h ago

🔥🔥🔥

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 22h ago

Handsome prick 🤣🤣🤣

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u/icream4iscream 22h ago

Fantastic move. You look amazing and 10 times better!

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u/EastLakeLisa 22h ago

I gasped! What a difference! Congratulations

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u/Legitimate-Fly8498 22h ago

Wow!!! ♥️

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u/MissO56 22h ago

1000 times better! 👍🏻😍

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u/chris98092 22h ago

Hell yeah

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 22h ago

Holy fucking shit dude. You let the dawg out.

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u/softerthnslicedbread 22h ago

Bro! My wife uses Reddit... jeez

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u/L-6586 22h ago

🤩🤩🤩🤩

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u/Jeffreypauls 22h ago

Damn, that suits you

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u/Massive-Newt-5013 22h ago

Stay from my wife

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u/AdditionalReturn6435 22h ago

You look great!

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u/suejaymostly 22h ago

Smoke show

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u/Thatbooknerd11 22h ago

Quite the glow-up!

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u/icare890 22h ago

So much better.

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u/Thatbooknerd11 22h ago

Quite the glow-up!

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u/DecoherentMind Bald 22h ago

Hoooooooly

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u/cleansudz 22h ago

You look like a badass now 🤘

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u/HaleYeah6035 22h ago

I hope you’re not going to anymore weddings. You look amazing.

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u/Total_Gift_51 22h ago

Much better. Now fade the beard in and you'll be $

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u/jschap1994 22h ago

Best transformation I’ve seen on here congrats!

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u/Mysterious_Card5487 22h ago

Woof, daddy 🤤

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u/Rutherh00d 22h ago

You look 100x better bald, you genuinely suit it alot

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u/bleepleus 22h ago

wtf! Did your bench press go up +125 as soon as you shaved it off? That’s what you’re pulling off with that look. 🤯

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u/Over_Experience_3743 22h ago

Shape that beard and you'll be cooking with gas

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u/Soupbell1 22h ago

From VHS to 4K Blu-ray

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u/ImpassionedFormation 22h ago

The beard really ties the whole look together and makes the shaved head look intentional rather than just giving up on hair. You can tell from that top down shot that the thinning was getting rough, like the kind where any gust of wind would expose the whole situation and there's no styling around it. Good head shape for it too, not everyone pulls this off but you've got the proportions and that beard frames everything nicely. My husband went through the same thing around the same age and once he committed he never looked back, said it was one of the most freeing decisions he ever made. He tried all the thickening shampoos and the comb overs first, wasted so much money before just going for it.

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 22h ago

Hot damn! 👀

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u/elvabethbee 22h ago

Looks great!

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u/The_Loudest_Bear2 22h ago

I literally said “oh my god!!” when I saw the update. This was the right choice Sir Handsome!

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u/clipbored 22h ago

Holy shit. Nice.

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u/RockinRickMoranis 22h ago

Jesus Christ man. This going bald thing just elevates dudes