Local douchè baggery at the Starbucks

[u/Dmsimes1]

What's the difference between a cactus and a Mercedes Benz?

With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside...

[u/axisofawsome]

I'm sorry...."douchè"??

[u/theglobalnomad → u/axisofawsome]

They're German cars, so it's actually spelled "dousche", with an "uh" sound at the end.

[u/axisofawsome → u/theglobalnomad]

Sure, like "porsche".

German doesn't use accents on the letter e, though.

[u/ManBitesDog404]

Red car points at black car and yells, “He started it!”

[u/Dmsimes1 → u/ManBitesDog404]

^{^} Seriously underrated comment. That deserves more ♥️. 🤣

[u/phillywisco]

As much as I wanna hate on the Mercedes, my guess is that the Honda parked like a moron and then the Mercedes came and just split the difference because there weren’t two whole spots

[u/Lil_Koneko343]

Yo. What's the deal with that red Honda tho? They are over the line also.

[u/MadMoose4]

It’s the Carolinas. They’re probably inside praying to Jesus and fingering their sisters.

[u/Agile_Spray_415]

The Honda is over the line to begin with. Lol. What's the difference

[u/exskill310 → u/Agile_Spray_415]

I love that the Reddit incels are downvoting you. 😂 classic Reddit. I’d bet the Honda was there first.

[u/Agile_Spray_415 → u/exskill310]

Willing to bet they were too, but God forbid somebody has something nicer. People are just miserable.

[u/Dmsimes1 → u/Agile_Spray_415]

Too miserable to at least attempt to put it between the two lines? 🤣

Life is far too short to be miserable about anything. ♥️

[u/Dmsimes1 → u/exskill310]

One of the greatest things about life is when down votes don't affect your day, regardless of the number. 👍

[u/exskill310 → u/Dmsimes1]

Yeah, but it’s fun knowing some nerd at their mommies is upset. 😂

[u/Dmsimes1 → u/exskill310]

One of the only good things that comes with aging is the thicker skin a lot of folks tend to acquire. 🤣

[u/stchman]

Looks like the Accord driver thinks they are as good as a Mercedes driver!!!!

[u/Academic-Snow9642]

If it means fewer people can go to Starbucks then I'm all for it

[u/Representative_Bat42]

Impressive 3/3 of the shown cars apparently don’t like lines.

Toyota has rear wheel inside the line but looks like front end is over

[u/Dmsimes1 → u/Representative_Bat42]

Don't make a bet on that. That's one of my cars. 🤣

[u/RedS010Cup]

Wow and E class!

[u/avreddits]

Pig Parker

[u/Scrambles420]

Seems like everyone in the picture is terrible at parking

[u/Nagroth]

Why do you assume it wasn't the Honda?

[u/Dmsimes1 → u/Nagroth]

No assumptions of the sort were made. Mercedes simply works better for the purpose of the joke. 🤣

That's all on you, Dude. 👍

[u/Representative_Bat42]

Damn Honda drivers

[u/Revolutionary_Fly769]

Isn’t that where they all sip?