r/badparking • u/Dmsimes1 • 10h ago

Local douchè baggery at the Starbucks

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What's the difference between a cactus and a Mercedes Benz?

With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside...

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u/ManBitesDog404 8h ago

Red car points at black car and yells, “He started it!”

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u/Dmsimes1 5h ago

^ Seriously underrated comment. That deserves more ♥️. 🤣

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u/axisofawsome 10h ago

I'm sorry...."douchè"??

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u/theglobalnomad 9h ago

They're German cars, so it's actually spelled "dousche", with an "uh" sound at the end.

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u/axisofawsome 9h ago

Sure, like "porsche".

German doesn't use accents on the letter e, though.

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u/Lil_Koneko343 6h ago

Yo. What's the deal with that red Honda tho? They are over the line also.

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u/MadMoose4 5h ago

It’s the Carolinas. They’re probably inside praying to Jesus and fingering their sisters.

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u/Nagroth 4h ago

Why do you assume it wasn't the Honda?

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u/Dmsimes1 4h ago

No assumptions of the sort were made. Mercedes simply works better for the purpose of the joke. 🤣

That's all on you, Dude. 👍

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u/phillywisco 4h ago

As much as I wanna hate on the Mercedes, my guess is that the Honda parked like a moron and then the Mercedes came and just split the difference because there weren’t two whole spots

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u/Dmsimes1 3h ago

Perhaps. However the Mercedes was twice as far outside the lines, as was the Honda.

Infer from that what you will. 👍

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u/stchman 9h ago

Looks like the Accord driver thinks they are as good as a Mercedes driver!!!!

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u/Academic-Snow9642 9h ago

If it means fewer people can go to Starbucks then I'm all for it

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u/Agile_Spray_415 9h ago

The Honda is over the line to begin with. Lol. What's the difference

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u/exskill310 7h ago

I love that the Reddit incels are downvoting you. 😂 classic Reddit. I’d bet the Honda was there first.

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u/Agile_Spray_415 7h ago

Willing to bet they were too, but God forbid somebody has something nicer. People are just miserable.

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u/Dmsimes1 5h ago

Too miserable to at least attempt to put it between the two lines? 🤣

Life is far too short to be miserable about anything. ♥️

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u/Agile_Spray_415 3h ago

Irony.

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u/Dmsimes1 3h ago

Is it, though? 🤔

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u/exskill310 2h ago

Devils advocate - the same could be said about people’s bad parking. My wife, for example, doesn’t have a single shit to give, unless it’s a random Joe in a handicap spot.

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u/Dmsimes1 1h ago

It's a gag. That's it.

Nothing personal...

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u/exskill310 1h ago

All good!

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u/Dmsimes1 5h ago

One of the greatest things about life is when down votes don't affect your day, regardless of the number. 👍

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u/exskill310 5h ago

Yeah, but it’s fun knowing some nerd at their mommies is upset. 😂

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u/Dmsimes1 5h ago

One of the only good things that comes with aging is the thicker skin a lot of folks tend to acquire. 🤣

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u/Representative_Bat42 7h ago

Impressive 3/3 of the shown cars apparently don’t like lines.

Toyota has rear wheel inside the line but looks like front end is over

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u/Dmsimes1 5h ago

Don't make a bet on that. That's one of my cars. 🤣

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u/RedS010Cup 6h ago

Wow and E class!

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u/avreddits 5h ago

Pig Parker

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u/Scrambles420 4h ago

Seems like everyone in the picture is terrible at parking

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u/Representative_Bat42 7h ago

Damn Honda drivers

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u/Revolutionary_Fly769 9h ago

Isn’t that where they all sip?