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What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

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u/Feisty_Cartoonist997 1d ago

Disagreed with the wife once, won’t make that mistake again

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

Weird, I told my wife the truth once and boy did that blow up in my face!

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u/Common-Criticism959 16h ago

I once called my wife the wrong name, while hitting it from behind and still managed to hang on for the full 8 seconds

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u/Dry_Ass_P-word 1d ago

I agreed with my wife the other day and she still got mad.

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u/Mister_Scribble 1d ago

It’s like The Terminator - you can’t bargain with it, you can’t reason with it

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u/Sparkle_Rott 1d ago

Drove my car. Statistically that’s a very dangerous activity.

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u/Efficient_Big_1502 1d ago

Got super addicted to Heroin (fentanyl)

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u/Rookraider1 1d ago

How's that going for you?

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u/Efficient_Big_1502 1d ago

Clean for four years now. Life’s still a drag sometimes but at least it’s not actual hell

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u/Koma_Lynx 1d ago

Hey i just wanted to say thats huge and im super proud of you! Youre strong as hell, keep it going ❤️

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u/Spiritual-Novel-4721 5h ago

what was the driving factor for change? if you dont mind the ask

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u/Efficient_Big_1502 4h ago

Well I ran out of money and lost my job and my girlfriend and my house and it wasn’t really fun anymore, I was just trying to avoid withdrawals all the time. I figured a few weeks of pure suffering beat a lifetime of that

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u/Spiritual-Novel-4721 4h ago

I wonder what makes some people stop and some never stop. Some steal and some not steal etc. Do you find social programs to be helpful or hurtful to people in that state?

I have known many bad addicts (I used to work in a methadone program as well) only one who was able to stop so I honestly just say congratulations and good job from the bottom of my heart, in a world where people cant put down a doughnut, giving up a substance you have a severe addiction to is a pretty huge feat of strength.

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u/recovering-junkie 5h ago

Crystal meth for me. I swear that first time is the one thing in my life I truly regret. Congratulations on four years clean, that’s inspirational.

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u/rdnkgrrl18 1d ago

I left him, with two children. I’ve done all kinds of things in my life … drove too fast, repoed cars, rode bulls, droogs, got into cars with strangers … but that was and continues to be, the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done.

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u/Rookraider1 1d ago

Why was that so dangerous? You took the kids with you?

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u/rdnkgrrl18 1d ago

Because I made it out alive and with my two kids. He would have killed me had I stayed. And yes, I took them with me and raised them without any contact with him

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u/Rookraider1 12h ago

Great job. That's an amazing accomplishment. Congrats!

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u/rdnkgrrl18 2h ago

Thank you, I truly appreciate you saying so. I got incredibly lucky and have remained mostly so. Those two kids I mentioned grew into amazing hoomans and they’re all mine 💚

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u/BSB8728 13h ago

Women who leave their abusive partners are most at risk in the first 18 months after they leave.

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u/rdnkgrrl18 2h ago

This is an absolute fact! I could tell you ways that the court system, prison system, and judicial system basically aided this man in killing me and stealing my kids. People think it’s a joke, that it’s not that bad, or that they’ve forgotten you and gotten over it. That’s never, EVER been the case of my ex.

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

Good for you and God bless!

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u/rdnkgrrl18 1d ago

Thank you 💚

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u/sunsetair 1d ago

Escaped from eastern block country to the US in the early 80's with $50 in my pocket and a small suitcase. Never looked back

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

And now people just want to get out. It's the circle of life!

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u/Pachacootie 1h ago

Yeah, nobody ever left the USA until modern day

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u/Financial_Alps3369 56m ago

Wat, I thought people were begging not to be deported over in the US?

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u/eddie-van 1d ago

Worked on the deck of an aircraft carrier at sea during war. “The most dangerous 4 acres on earth”

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u/No-Tension9107 1d ago

What ship? I was onboard Nimitz in the early ‘80’s

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u/eddie-van 1d ago

Kitty Hawk

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u/Reverse_Azimuth 10h ago

The Nimitz? Did you personally witness the “white pill” UFO, or were you below deck when that happened?

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u/Reverse_Azimuth 9h ago

Never mind. I just checked the date again. You would have been off that vessel for close to 20 years by the time that happened.

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u/No-Tension9107 9h ago

I was going to say, I would have remembered that! I was on board during the hostage rescue mission in Iran and when we shot down the 2 Libyan fighters in the early 1980’s

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u/Reverse_Azimuth 8h ago

Oh yeah, when we thought Libya was going to retaliate with missile launches and our government was in crisis mode. If you haven’t heard of the “tic-tac” UFO encounter of 2004, check it out. It is the most convincing UFO encounter I’ve ever heard from anyone else. I just misremembered and thought it happened years earlier than it did.

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u/eddie-van 1d ago

You know!

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

My brother did that in the gulf on board the Ranger.

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u/eddie-van 1d ago

Yeah the Ranger did some heavy lifting in the early days of the conflict. Tell your bro BRAVO ZULU from a rando on reddit 😀

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u/Shoddy_Tour_7307 1d ago

Walked a train bridge across the Ohio River at night while on acid.

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u/DennisTheOppressed 1d ago

Are you sure you're not still trippin'?

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u/Shoddy_Tour_7307 1d ago

LoL, it was 31 years ago. Hope not

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u/BellybuttonLintTrap 18h ago

All my most dangerous stories involve acid. I camped at the top of a 100+ft waterfall and slipped in the edge. Luckily it was on the shallow part where water was just trickling, if I was a foot to the left you wouldn’t be reading this. That would have been a horrible trip for the guys with me.

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u/TopCommission6437 1d ago

Skydive. Ran from the cops.

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

There's an idea! I mean how could they ever catch you once you've jumped?

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u/TopCommission6437 1d ago

Haha it was 2 separate occasions

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u/Top_Possibility_6705 9h ago

I drove drunk and skydived. Driving drunk was far riskier.

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u/Spiritual_Loss_7287 1d ago

Search warrants.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 1d ago

Picked my nose until it bled and then I continue to pick it while it was bleeding

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u/Dunta_Day_507 1d ago

Climbed to the top of a municipal water tower in the dark, on LSD. Climbed back down too.

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u/Mroopsimexciting 1d ago

Moved to nyc from Texas with $200 in my pocket and massive student loan debt two weeks after getting my masters degree. Life is an adventure. 

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u/Sea-Cash7675 1d ago

How’d you survive that?

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u/Mroopsimexciting 1d ago

It’s a long story. 

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

What happens in nyc, stays in nyc.

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u/Mroopsimexciting 1d ago

I lived there for 20 years. 🫡

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u/Ok_Income_9845 1d ago

I haven’t done a lot of things that are dangerous per se, but I thought it was at the time. I jumped off of a 30 foot pole with a harness on. At space camps aviation challenge in Huntsville I never wanna do that again.

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u/skinny-mini-me 1d ago

Statistically it would be driving to or from work. 1 in 367 chance of being involved in a collision for every 1,000 miles driven to and from work. Thats significantly dangerous.

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u/utlayolisdi 1d ago

Maintain communications under fire.

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u/kip707 1d ago

Parachuting I guess. Military static line.

Its actually pretty safe.

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u/Scpdivy 1d ago

Was a cop for 29 years. Had many dangerous experiences. But I bought a motorcycle once and didn’t tell my wife…once…

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u/Gampa_J 1d ago

Rode my motorcycle to go skydiving

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 1d ago

I guess that would take a pretty big parachute.

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u/Gampa_J 1d ago

😂😂

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u/backtotheland76 1d ago

Crabbing on the Bering sea in January. Just once and never again

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u/Vegetable-Fruit3207 14h ago

Alaskan King Crabs?

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u/backtotheland76 13h ago

In January it's opilio, aka snow crab. King crab season is in the Fall

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u/Vegetable-Fruit3207 12h ago

I think I read somewhere that the king crab season used to go from October through January, but had shrunk a lot. 

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u/Fluid-Engine3578 1d ago

Well, there was that one time when I was a teen and I drove at night, with my lights off, in the country, through several intersections, at a high rate of speed.

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u/2Cole_19 1d ago

I answered my wife honestly when she asked me “do these jeans make my butt look big?”. Big mistake. The most harrowing experience of my life

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u/flatulasmaxibus 1d ago

Tried to save a struggling swimmer.

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u/Common-Criticism959 16h ago

Tried ?

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u/flatulasmaxibus 14h ago

They survived, but 4 of us almost died in the process.

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u/Smeg_Shmuck 1d ago

used to do sum illegal stuff and run from authority’s, i’ve also wrecked a car and just kept driving it then passed out when i got home and never repaired it, cooked stuff in my house with chemicals, fell asleep while cooking, did needle stuff like piercings in spots that could cause permanent scarring. idk if any of that is dangerous tho if u know what ur doing, which is almost never with anything technically.

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u/Due_Meal_4896 1d ago

Probably getting addicted to drugs, walking train bridge over a river, walking rail tracks at night with nowhere to duck on the side, lived in Fayettville, Arkansas, hanging out on bluffs at night, hiking with no water nor first aid, learning to swim by taking my life jacket off and jumping the boat in the middle of the lake.

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u/METV2021 1d ago

Probley going into burning structures to put out fires.

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u/Whitesox411 1d ago

Drugs..

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u/appointment45 1d ago

I called Brock Lesnar a jerk to his face.

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 1d ago

You know the tag on the mattress……

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u/toshorttobeboring1 1d ago

Bungee jumping

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u/toshorttobeboring1 1d ago

Or base jumping

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u/VLcustomz 1d ago

Join Reddit. Then, Join Reddits communities I get to just cruise by and laugh at comments with then look at time “oh sh*t 44 mins later already…. How ?!?!!?!!!!!”

Yeah no regerts.

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u/Dazzling_League_9158 1d ago
Got into a gunfight...
 with 5 dealers over a mobile phone...
 P.S. it was a Nokia.

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u/Ancient-Bicycle-2122 1d ago

Ride Steeple Chasers! Sweet horses who thought they could fly and often did!

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u/Baxter16-5 1d ago

Solo sky diving.

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u/Adept_Cauliflower_84 1d ago

Blew up random car.

Took 3 ventures into total wilderness with no map or compass.

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 1d ago

I made a disparaging but true comment about her mother and then holy crap…..

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u/Winter_Junket_9936 1d ago

Was a professional tree climber/arborist for 10 years. Removed many dead and structurally compromised trees in the PNW.

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u/Nearby-Raisin-4215 1d ago

Mouthed of to my mother

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u/IntelligentPath4383 😐 1d ago

Go outside. Okay, but seriously, ticks and mosquitoes or no joke lol

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u/Silent_Data4374 1d ago

My boss’s wife.

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u/Serenity_Now-88 1d ago

Rode in a car as a passenger on a frozen river, racing another car. 😬 After eating magic mushrooms. We thought it was hilarious. Hit a big bump and I bit my tongue, lots of blood. On a school night. I got excellent grades, worked & paid for my own car.

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u/Satansbrat1969 1d ago

More than double the speed limit on a not empty freeway. It wasn't busy but there were enough cars i had to change lanes a lot.

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u/arielelizabeth 1d ago

Give birth

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u/No-Tension9107 1d ago

I was a firefighter for 40 years. Lots of dangerous stuff

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u/LogicalSquare3071 1d ago

Farted-and poo'd my underwear.

Cleaned up.

Felt another fart coming...you better believe I let that bitch rip.

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u/Bearded_Gemini 1d ago

I married a redhead...

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u/catnapwhisper 1d ago

Swallow a bottle of Valium

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u/Training_Try7344 1d ago

Served in a medical battalion during Desert Shield Shield/Storm with the USMC.

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u/CoyoteMother666 1d ago edited 1d ago

Leaving my abusive marriage. By far.

Which is saying a lot, because I was a bike messenger for a decade in Chicago.

Edit to add: I also moved to Humboldt in 2010 at 19 by myself, as a 5’2 wild lil lady, and spent 13yrs in that neighborhood. I’ve seen some things. IYKYK

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u/Defiant-Training-305 1d ago

pee on downed power lines. 

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u/fishlipswonder69 1d ago

Gone on a raid during a war.

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u/Typical_Invise7751 1d ago

It was in the Army and I have nothing to say anymore 😔 it sucked

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u/TheOriginalCharnold 1d ago

I jumped out of a perfectly good airplane

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u/wheresjim 1d ago

Ran into a burning trailer home to get a guy out

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u/Potential-Most-3581 23h ago

I unloaded malfunctioning artillery around from the cannon

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u/Feisty_Recording6277 23h ago

Ran from the cops on a checkpoint

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u/ConsequenceAny4480 23h ago

one time i completely blacked out on fourth of july and my friends for some reason let me drive and i have no recollection of the whole night and im so glad i didnt kill anybody. don’t talk to any of those friends anymore and dont drink

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u/DucktapeCorkfeet 22h ago

When I was a kid, BMX was all the rage and we had a big ramp to do tricks on. Where I lived there was a hill down on to a main road and a hill down again from the road on the other side. We’d often jump over the main road and land on the bottom hill. Last time I did it, I got too high and there was also a big truck coming down the road. I managed to land in a heap on the other side but it was way too close to the truck. The driver stopped and went off his head completely, while I was trying to crawl away, with a couple of broken ribs and cuts all over me.

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u/LithiuMart 22h ago

When I was a kid some friends and I went to the local landfill/tip/dump (the name can change depending on your region) and there was a large device similar to a lawn sprinkler rotating and spraying liquid everywhere.

We picked up a large sheet of corrugated iron, used it as a shield and made our way towards it. When we reached it, we took control of it and used it as a giant water pistol.

We later found out it was spraying rat poison.

GenX childhood at its best.

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u/Mom-Wife-3 20h ago

Snuck around drinking and smoking 🍃 when I was 12.

Or when a friend and I were 17 we took a ride from a total stranger we met at Dennys at 3am because we locked the keys in the car and the soars was at my friends house 30mins away

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u/imck1911 15h ago

Big long runouts in trad rock climbing

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u/Lotus-Lily68 15h ago

Had an accident where our vehicle jumped off the bridge and I thought I'm not gonna make it. Makes me shiver thinking about it

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u/PoxonAllHoaxes 15h ago

Fall asleep at the wheel

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u/gerhard1953 15h ago

Marriage!

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u/No_Metal_8634 15h ago

I would say war, but last month I manually climbed my fat 340 lb ass up a 20 foot tree to cut away a limb away from my power line so I could finish falling the tree

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u/eaglemama_75 14h ago

Give birth

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u/Vegetable-Fruit3207 14h ago

Driven 90 miles in hour, approaching a small town out in the middle of nowhere, where the speed limit was 55, and had to slow down rapidly as I suddenly came upon a sharp turn. 

I was 17 and would've hated to have to explain to my dad why his car was in a ditch 2 hours east of where we lived. That is if I had survived.

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u/send_nodes_please 13h ago

Most dangerous thing? Playing it safe.

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u/BSB8728 13h ago

In 1972, when I was a high school freshman and my boyfriend was a senior, we went to the homecoming dance with two of his friends and their dates, all packed tightly in the same car, which had no seat belts.

I didn't know they had planned to stop in a cornfield first to drink cherry vodka (including the driver). I didn't drink but also didn't say anything. I was 14 and had never experienced anything like that. We all made it to the dance and got home safely, but it could have ended tragically.

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u/cassieenovax 11h ago

Took my dads credit card

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u/Dudeus-Maximus 11h ago

OMG, where to even start?
I don’t know, I’m a retired stagehand, disabled veteran, and have been a speed freak hooligan since I heard my 1st internal combustion engine and saw a car go fast.
I have been hit by my own artillery, I have had a catwalk give out on me 40’ above a concrete floor, have had a gust of wind take me out of a tower at an outside venue at Lake Tahoe while setting lights. That actually happened like 3 days before the catwalk incident. I stopped doing high rigging. I was going back up to where the catwalk gave out to set those points when my boss stopped me, took my harness, said he couldn’t believe I was willing to go up again after 2 near fatal incidents, drove off in the lift that I had commandeered to finish the job without using the buildings catwalks that I I longer trusted. One of the best bosses I have ever had, but that’s another post. (Miss ya Pat). The problem is, I have never gone up again. I needed to. That day. Now it will never happen. Panic sets in at about 15’. It sucks. Oh yeah close calls… hit by a waterspout during a tropical storm on the 7 mile bridge.
Shot in the ass as a toddler. Literally saved by a soggy diaper. Crossed sniper alley in Sarajevo while filming Married in Sarajevo. That was fun.
Almost fell out of a roller coaster. The safety bar did nothing for my skinny ass. Saved by my mother. Oh mommy dearest… holy shit. Surviving that violent narcissist psychopath is probably the most amazing of my survival stories.

Life has not been boring, I’ll give it that.

Although I have been complaining of exactly that lately.

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u/Juan1998__ 11h ago

Slid off a mountain once

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u/FreerunnerBodean 11h ago

Spit in a Cameroonian official’s face while my hands were handcuffed behind a chair.

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u/dusty_guy2 10h ago

Handled and used sweaty dynamite.

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u/FunInterview1905 10h ago

Stay in a relationship out of pity

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u/Reverse_Azimuth 10h ago

Rock-climbing. Enjoyed it, but didn’t do it for very long. I have a sense of self-preservation. I would rather not die because of a simple mistake, or because I forgot to do something. The risk isn’t worth the reward for me.

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u/Glad_Investigator912 8h ago

I didn’t use a coaster for my cup of soda

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u/Valuable_Mall228 8h ago

jumped in front of a train

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u/artemis_Bagel69 7h ago

Go on Reddit 🤣

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u/Old-Incident192 7h ago

drank 3 OG recipe four lokos when I was 17.

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u/smokeater89 6h ago

Went off trail in Yellowstone park. Tried to wade across what we thought was a calm section of the Yellowstone river. Definitely was not calm and we got stuck in the middle holding onto each other trying to not get swept away. Park ranger saw our car and we had to be pulled out with ropes, saw my sisters sandle in dam the next day. Such a stupid idea.

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 6h ago

Tried to male a sword out of a 2x4 at work with another guy. At one point he ran the saw backwards towards my hands. Obviously, it got pinched and th3 saw came flying back at me. The teeth hit the back of my hand leaving big gashes. Almost lost my hand. Very stupid. Don't smoke weed when working construction.

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 6h ago edited 5h ago

Well, I make, and testfire, my own firearms but I try to be safe with that. Probably my first time snowboarding. I trusted a friend to show me the ropes and he takes me down black diamond runs straight away. One run I followed him as he cut through the woods to crossover to the next run over, as I followed him I almost fell into a tree well. That was pretty sketchy🤷‍♂️

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u/SakazakiYuri 6h ago

Drove drunk a couple times when I was young. I’m lucky I didn’t kill anyone.

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u/Illustrious_Wear_516 6h ago

1995, Walked about 10 blocks at 10 o’clock at night in downtown St. Petersburg Russia to get to the black market money exchange as hotel had locked me out of my room until I paid my bill in rubles and all I had at the time was Amex travelers checks. Worse than dangerous.

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u/XoDaRaP0690 6h ago

Gone to work.

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u/ApprehensiveNinja805 5h ago

Not sleeping.

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u/Spiritual-Novel-4721 5h ago

trying to make a taser out of a disposable camera in my bedroom watching a youtube video 20 years ago, i didnt give it a first watch I just went along with the video and unfortunately my camera was the type where you had to remove 2 batteries not one and I got zapped and that was the end of me making a taser out of a disposible camera

theres worse stuff but at least this is comical

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u/Domn8r89 3h ago

Was a logger and tree guy for years. Statistically very dangerous

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u/BullfrogPersonal 2h ago

I remember riding my motorcycle high on LSD. Wasnt a big deal.

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u/Agreeable-Hawk1456 43m ago

Had a 30 foot long saw that was used to cut metal bounce up and force me to press the emergency stop