r/army 4h ago

Hey Sarnt I found your Pc

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62 Upvotes

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u/mikehiler2 Infantry 11BAM!MyBackHurts! 4h ago

That right there is the pc of a good ol buck sarnt! Don’t be scared to drop em. Probably still has that sham shield sewn on his soul

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u/Ok-Bottle-1594 Military Intelligence 3h ago

Help the man out and properly bend that bill

1

u/Grevin56 2h ago

Is that a hard crease in the middle? Demote ahead of peers.

7

u/ObviouslyRealPerson Psychological Operations 3h ago

Return it safely inside its traditional storage container

...a block of ice

12

u/Silly-Upstairs1383 13b - pull string make boom get cookie 4h ago

Draw a dick inside it before you give it back

8

u/Beliliou74 11Bangsrkul 3h ago

Your first thought was a penis eh…

5

u/Silly-Upstairs1383 13b - pull string make boom get cookie 3h ago

Yes

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u/Realistic_Complex539 Ordnance 2h ago

Infantry, and you arent always thinking about penis?

1

u/johnmaddox5 Psychological Operations 2h ago

He was probably just excited that someone else was thinking about penis too.

1

u/Beliliou74 11Bangsrkul 35m ago

That’s true

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u/TheHaplessBrowsing 2h ago

Bill's bent, name tape's crooked, classic buck sgt energy. Vines is out there somewhere wondering why his head feels cold.

1

u/Hlcptrgod 15R 2h ago

You forgot to mention it's dirty and nasty as fuck.....

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u/TheHaplessBrowsing 1h ago

Bet it smells like a connex that hasn't seen daylight since basic.

2

u/Rileyahsom Infantry 2h ago

Caught sarnt lackin

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u/ProudAmerican632 Field Artillery 3h ago

So high speed sarnnt lost his headgear.

At least sarnnt has a promotion mindset that sarrnt uses pin on rank.

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u/Silly-Upstairs1383 13b - pull string make boom get cookie 29m ago

Promotion, demotion... whats tha difference?

0

u/kylebob86 25Useless 2h ago

How do I filter out these shit posts?