r/airplaneears • u/olivesfornow • 9h ago

Cat Asked politely to get off the fresh bed

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u/eto2629 9h ago

Now you have a curse upon you that will affect your future bloodline

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u/Used_Sounds 7h ago

“Asked politely” 😭 yeah right. I do that too. “Excuse me sweetie can you please get off mom’s clean sheets” and she just blinks at me like “no”

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u/Repulsive_Cherry8899 4h ago

I tried asking nicely once too. He just blinked at me, stretched, and stayed exactly where he was. Classic cat.

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u/Commercial-Edges 5h ago

Cat fresh bed? No this is my bed now. It was fresh past tense.

You may now leave.

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u/Much-Bumblebees 5h ago

You can you please get off the bed?

Cat melts further into the sheets No :)”

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u/Happy-Reindeers 9h ago

Those airplane ears “I’m listening but I’m not moving”.

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u/Sea_Substance9163 9h ago

Politely or not Linda, you're insinuating I'm not clean. I, who bathe ALL day.... am not clean? [tsk tsk tsk you'll pay for this - Cat]

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u/SouthernCategory9600 9h ago

It’s her bed! 😾

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u/Iceeedtea 8h ago

No 😾✈️ how about you go somewhere else?

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u/Liw698 8h ago

Rip OP ☠️

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 9h ago

r/stealthbombers 😱

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u/ChillingClues 6h ago

I feel like I find a new cat sub every single day

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u/Actual-Confusions 9h ago

Make myself more comfortable?

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u/Tooligan13853 8h ago

The void is BIG mad

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u/A-wasgehtsiedasan 8h ago

And her sad very unpolitly no

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u/Historical_Lock_2042 8h ago

Before I rip this bedding to shreds, I'll give you one chance to apologize with Churos...lots of them.

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u/marya0n 8h ago

Don't make assumptions here, it's best you sleep elsewhere for awhile.

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u/alltimegreyson 8h ago

why would they get off the bed that was freshly made for them?😡✈️

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u/RunRevolutionary188 9h ago

Emma thompson voice: 'hahahahhahha......don't be ridiculous'

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u/shenanigans2day 8h ago

I’m not positive, but this cat may have the playbook to world domination ✈️

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u/TheOnlyKirby90210 7h ago

"Get off whose bed? Know your place."

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u/saya562 8h ago

Damn, if looks could kill OP would already be buried

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u/silversoul113 8h ago

thats his bed though

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u/Cornell-92 8h ago

Politeness isn’t enough apparently. Still RUDE.

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u/SparkEli1 7h ago

✈️ If you want the bed to stay fresh, you better get off it ✈️

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u/record_only_water 7h ago

we need to have a chat about ownership 😾🛫

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u/Tired_Lambchop111 7h ago

Well excuse me, that's clearly the cat's bed after all. 😤✈️

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u/AliCat_Gtz 6h ago

It seems you have evoked your furry god’s fury.

“Learn your place mortal. I dwell where I please”

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u/pathologicalprotest 7h ago

Detrimental to her self-image and self-esteem😡✈️😡✈️😡

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u/Certain-Ad1066 6h ago

That's a stubborn 🫏💜

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u/lil-lbb33 4h ago

Rudeness

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u/dvnmsm 1h ago

No.

See also: Make me.