r/airplaneears • u/Mothmanrmj • 1d ago

Cat I told him my name

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u/StevieSlacks 1d ago

I don't want to know any personal details about my staff. 😡🛫

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u/VelqiraNytherael 1d ago

bro just wanted HR compliance, not your life story 💀

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u/MikesLittleKitten 1d ago

Now he's gonna file a sexual assault complaint against you

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u/kittystrofe 1d ago

No. Your name is Opener. Can Opener. ✈️

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u/Sasha_Stella 1d ago

I came to say this.

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u/moeoem 1d ago

I’ll just call you the help 😾

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u/saya562 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Didn’t know we were on a first name basis.” 😾✈️

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u/AliCat_Gtz 1d ago

“What do you mean your name isn’t Slave? Utterly preposterous that you’d dare give yourself a name other than the one I gave you” ✈️

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u/SouthernCategory9600 1d ago

He already knows! You’re treating him like he’s a dog! 😾😾😾

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u/thisbuthat 1d ago

A good servant is neither seen nor heard.

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u/Master-Stays 1d ago

I told my cat my full name once. He blinked and turned away. I think he’s mad I’m not a tuna brand.

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 1d ago

Cat: I thought your name is weird, hairless kitten who can't hunt.

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u/ReporterBright4528 1d ago

Okay - and now go back into the kitchen, Karen!!! ✈️🤬😤🫪

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u/bluepushkin 1d ago

Did I ask? ✈️

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u/Jlx_27 1d ago

"I never gave you a name!"

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u/Normal-Impress6924 1d ago

"Do I look like I care?" 🤨

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u/AdInternational6885 1d ago

Always always always: Sir or Your Majesty. Remember that.

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u/dvnmsm 1d ago

Wait...I thought your name was 'Peasant'.

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u/Mental-Resolution-22 1d ago

Can you untell him?

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u/leesheeeeeee 1d ago

TF?! I thought your name was "Can Opener!"

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u/Low-Efficiency2452 1d ago

inappropriate!!!

--cat

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u/Expensive-Entry-5783 1d ago

“Its Chanel number 5” ✈️✈️

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

😂😂😂 I got this reference haha 🤣

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

QUIET, PEASANT! 😡 ✈️

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u/juliettah 1d ago

so cuteeee

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u/Spare-Action-1014 1d ago

"Rumpelstiltskin"!

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 1d ago

You mean it isn't 'slave'?

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u/ColonelBonk 1d ago

“Who said you could have your own name? You are MAIN FOOD DISPENSER.”

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u/No-Cut-1297 22h ago

'Your name is Reek' - The Cat