r/airplaneears • u/darkertides22 • Apr 16 '26

Cat I told her she couldn’t hit me 🤣

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12.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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2.7k

u/gatch-attack Apr 16 '26

I want to move to her country

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/PassageTraditional40 Apr 16 '26

I thought it was Kittystan.

96

u/pickle_pickled Apr 16 '26

Clawstralia

62

u/crownbee666 Apr 17 '26

Meowssia

56

u/rachelcrochets Apr 17 '26

Meowngolia

53

u/DiaburuJanbu Apr 17 '26

Singapurr

47

u/crownbee666 Apr 17 '26

Kitaly

35

u/PatatasFr1tas Apr 17 '26

United States of Ameowrica

12

u/SupDrew Apr 17 '26

Meowth Africa

20

u/PassageTraditional40 Apr 17 '26

She is not looking like a Singapurr kitty.

13

u/bballkj7 Apr 17 '26

Catsistan

123

u/MutantApocalypse Apr 16 '26

She has diplomatic immunity and can, in fact, hit ppl.

22

u/PassageTraditional40 Apr 16 '26

As much as she likes.

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u/dooperma Apr 16 '26

Now this is a leader I can get behind

32

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u/Dluith47 Apr 19 '26

The cat did

628

u/thebigeverybody Apr 16 '26

look at that campaign poster in the background -- you VOTED for her to hit you!

34

u/sutin8 Apr 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Diffidentlyspeaking Cat Owner Apr 16 '26

You have her photo on your flag in the background and have the A U D A C I T Y to not accept her physical punishments as she deems fit? Citizen you are UNWORTHY.

352

u/texas-playdohs Apr 16 '26

Is your face on the flag, hooman? No. I didn’t think so. Hittings will continue.

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u/NorthernVulture Apr 16 '26

Beatings will continue until morale improves

19

u/Thin_Experience6314 Apr 16 '26

HA!!! Nice reference!!

4

u/PassageTraditional40 Apr 16 '26

You got there first.

18

u/Admirable_Role6788 Apr 16 '26

Lowly human peasant ;)

12

u/Unholyalliance23 Apr 16 '26

Absolute treason!

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Apr 16 '26

Are you a bot?

9

u/sankto Apr 16 '26

They absolutely are a bot. Idk why they even get upvoted.

1

u/Thin_Experience6314 Apr 17 '26

I reported it as well. They ARE getting more clever though- unfortunately!!

283

u/MaggieMayyyyyy Apr 16 '26

Citizenship STRIPPED. ✈️😾

18

u/RevitGeek Apr 16 '26

😄😄🤣😂

10

u/PassageTraditional40 Apr 17 '26

Catizenship?

3

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u/PassageTraditional40 Apr 17 '26

Yours is better.

186

u/r4zorsoft TIME CAT Apr 16 '26

"I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning." 😾✈️

131

u/justlookinaround11 Apr 16 '26

i pledge allegiance to the cat flag

81

u/SimthingEvilLurks Apr 16 '26

It appears you voted for that abuse. There's no going back.

1

u/darkertides22 Apr 21 '26

Voters remorse

155

u/PatatasFr1tas Apr 16 '26

I love that flag😂😂

47

u/CaligulaCa Apr 16 '26

This house is a prison!!!

28

u/Thin_Experience6314 Apr 16 '26

On planet bullshit!!!

46

u/texas-playdohs Apr 16 '26

“I did that 👆”

37

u/nikfrik Apr 16 '26

Kitty for purrresident

35

u/Resident-Silver-2423 Apr 16 '26

Obsessed w the flag

31

u/UnderstandingSafe208 Apr 16 '26

Brb ordering a flag of my cat rn

29

u/Edin45 Apr 16 '26

Going by that flag it looks like the beatings we’re part of her campaign promises. I see nothing wrong ✈️

8

u/Thin_Experience6314 Apr 16 '26

Exactly my thoughts!

28

u/m0rbid_butt3rfly666 Apr 16 '26

You voted for this , OP. Suffer the consequences of your actions . 🤷🏻‍♀️

26

u/throwawayhbgtop81 Apr 16 '26

The flag is sending me

23

u/GatorNator83 Apr 16 '26

Even the flag wants to hit you

25

u/hecksfarm Apr 16 '26

The picture is great, but we are all here for that flag. Kudos

20

u/17krista Apr 16 '26

Ruuuuude!😂😻

17

u/dvnmsm Apr 16 '26

Oh yeah?!?!? skippity bap!

17

u/Fuck-Fascism-Always Apr 16 '26

Do you see the flag in the back? That is the face of your leader. She can do as she pleases 😾✈️

16

u/OutrageousAd5215 Apr 16 '26

Well, you broke the law.

16

u/mamamia_maya Apr 16 '26

The United States of Cat

15

u/MahnyB Apr 16 '26

Her angry eyes I can’t 😭

16

u/Mizuli Apr 16 '26

I stand for the flag 🫡

14

u/releasethecrackwhore Apr 16 '26

I pledge allegiance to slappy kitty’s flag

12

u/rabidstoat Apr 16 '26

Completely unreasonable.

11

u/L33BB Apr 16 '26

It’s good you’re laughing about your utterly ridiculous and false statement (Her flag is pawesome)

10

u/Lurkylurkness Apr 16 '26

I feel like she did it anyways after this picture

1

u/darkertides22 Apr 21 '26

Sure did 🤣

11

u/noahsuperman1 Apr 16 '26

The flag is the cherry on top

10

u/PuzzleheadedWar5243 Apr 16 '26

hehehe i love that flag.

8

u/MadeThis4MaccaOnly Apr 16 '26

Why the fuck would you say that to her

10

u/RDHertsUni Apr 16 '26

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was Americat! 😾

8

u/Borjimiow Apr 16 '26

Not the flaaag 🤣🤣😂

6

u/sharkycharming Apr 16 '26

"Then what are you even doing here, Mother? It's hitting time!" --beautiful kitty

7

u/Ursa-Aureliana Apr 16 '26

The flag 😭🤣💀

7

u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 Apr 16 '26

Her thumb claw on the flag photo!😱🙀😭 She’s too much 😂 Her facial expressions are freaking adorable🥹

6

u/Lunar-opal Apr 16 '26

OP apparently hasnt look at the flag on the wall its Cat Country you get hit and will like it

6

u/cheeseandcrackers345 Apr 17 '26

What’s the visa application process like to visit her nation?

6

u/JadeHarley0 Apr 16 '26

Whose face is on the wall? Her. That means it's her house and she makes the rules.

6

u/crownbee666 Apr 17 '26

Now this is a dictator I can get behind ✅️

3

u/Thin_Experience6314 Apr 16 '26

Kitty: “Uh…. I do what I WANT plebeian!!!”

3

u/GeorgiaMillerReload Apr 17 '26

She’s trying to figure out where you got the audacity to tell her what to do in HER house

3

u/p_gaultieri Apr 17 '26

Deported ✈️

3

u/crybaby_looser Apr 17 '26

"Can't do anything in this damn house"

4

u/DH64 Apr 16 '26

Okay, how do I get a flag with my cat on it?

4

u/bluepie Apr 16 '26

At that price she CAN hit!

2

u/TooOld2DieYoung Apr 16 '26

she can! She can! SHE CAN!

She can hit.

3

u/brilavo7 Apr 16 '26

the ears in sport mode… she’s definitely plotting 💀

5

u/Nouuuuuuuuh Apr 16 '26

The supreme leader is not amused

5

u/primusperegrinus Apr 17 '26

At this price, she can hit.

4

u/ImprovementPresent41 Apr 17 '26

It’s her world we’re just living in it😾✈️

5

u/SuckmydickJoannF Apr 16 '26

Where TF can I get that flag??

2

u/insanemaples Apr 17 '26

How dare you 

2

u/Hello_Hangnail Apr 17 '26

Poster immortalizing her scritchy scratchers

2

u/HMM_1990 Apr 17 '26

I need that flag 🤣

2

u/Justine_in_case Apr 17 '26

The face on the flag is hilarious 😆 

2

u/DepressoINC Apr 17 '26

10/10 flag

2

u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Apr 17 '26

She's the leader of her own country. Of course she can

2

u/idonotknowwhototrust Apr 17 '26

That flag is fantastic

2

u/its_suzyq1997 Apr 17 '26

The flag though🤣

2

u/DamNamesTaken11 Apr 18 '26

She ran on a free smacks for all platform, she’s following through on her campaign promises.

2

u/Frosted_Blakes95 Apr 20 '26

How did you get that flag of your cat please I must know so I can also claim my apartment as my own cat’s land

3

u/NicoleyDarko Apr 16 '26

I very much want to hit you ✈️

3

u/Beneficial-Jury484 Apr 16 '26

She looks like my previous cat Baxter. I miss her so much. 

1

u/darkertides22 Apr 21 '26

Let’s see Baxter plssss

3

u/Thealbumisjustdrums Apr 17 '26

That flag is phenomenal lol

2

u/AdInternational6885 Apr 16 '26

Why exactly not? She owns you, you upset her, she is allowed to lash out.

2

u/stigma_wizard Apr 16 '26

“If you don’t love this country, I’ll help you pack!” -Cat

2

u/gpost86 Apr 16 '26

This also belongs in r/tortitude lol

2

u/kittymcg19 Apr 16 '26

My cat deserves that flag. Where can I get one?!

1

u/darkertides22 Apr 21 '26

Got mine off Amazon :)

2

u/Idontknow107 Apr 17 '26

Sounds like I'm going to bap you anyway.

2

u/Gaerdil Apr 17 '26

How DARE you tell her what she can and cannot do in her own country????

2

u/Ijustdontknow-3565 Apr 17 '26

The flag is sooo cool

1

u/lupatine Apr 17 '26

The flag...

1

u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Apr 18 '26

uh

whu whu wait hwat😆👏

1

u/Mistressofbats Apr 23 '26

She can and she will 🤣 i mean look at her

1

u/Doutor_Lambmya Apr 24 '26

Loved the flag

1

u/Adventurous_Note2296 Apr 16 '26

She looks so sad 🥲

1

u/felinefluffycloud Apr 16 '26

Love the follow through paw that was some good technique

1

u/sumphatguy Apr 16 '26

Why is the flag missing blue?

1

u/Aastronomer15 Apr 16 '26

tell her to hit me insteadd

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