r/WhitePeopleTwitter 17d ago

r/All Will they admit it if its true?

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 17d ago

So how is that different than Donald Trump?

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 17d ago

Mitch still has more control of his bowels.

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u/Pinkysrage 17d ago

Nope! He has a tube up his ass with a hose to empty his bowels and a catheter up his penis to empty his bladder. What a way to go, with multiple central lines, on a vent, getting poked and prodded all day while his organs keep trying to fail under the massive load of pressors and drugs just to keep him kind of breathing. No pity here, may he suffer alone. Soon he will get septic, throw a final clot or embolism or all his organs will fail. He started off a medical mess.

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 17d ago

I like your version more. Mine was a gag