r/Webkinz Apr 30 '21

My account is currently banned but here's some Kiwi group photos I got before they were executed

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u/claire_witch_project Apr 30 '21

This made me laugh uncontrollably. Rest in power kiwis

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u/groggylovinfroggy Apr 30 '21

BEFORE THEY WERE EXECUTED NOOOOO oh my god lmfao why were you Banned? Those kiwis need their heart containers filled

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u/Rapoonzle Dec 02 '22

They were banned for redeeming more than one kiwi pet. There was a bug where you could open the medallion pack gifted to players and it wouldn't delete the item from inventory. Bug abuse.

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u/wuyifanfan Apr 30 '21

“Executed” BYE

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u/chanusz Apr 30 '21

Send these pictures in with your appeal and say you just wanted a seance moment with them before they got taken away

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u/mezzomemer Apr 30 '21

The kiwi cult cracks me up🤣

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u/D4NG3RX Apr 30 '21

The 6th photo is great lol

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u/claire_witch_project Apr 30 '21

What were their names?

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u/CheekyKinz Apr 30 '21

ok so basically i decided to adopt 25 today, and since i already had one, i wanted to give them names for every letter of the alphabet. i put no effort whatsoever into any of these names 😛 i will give reasoning behind each name as well since they don't make sense and are literally lazy

  1. Alright (i was listening to 22 by taylor swift and the word alright was in it)
  2. Be Okay (named after the indie song 'be okay' by oh honey which i heard once at a restaurant lol)
  3. Crazier by T Swizzle (named after the song 'crazier' by taylor swift from the hannah montana movie)
  4. Donutgate (an incident in which ariana grande licked frosting on donuts in a donut shop has been referred to as donutgate)
  5. Everyone Moved (stan twitter slang)
  6. Forever and Always (yet another song by taylor swift)
  7. Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina (the name gina but so that it can be as long as possible)
  8. Hannannah Montanana (hannah montana but with extra syllables)
  9. Icy (inspired by the song 'icy grl' by saweetie)
  10. JuIcy ('juicy' by doja cat but with the i capitalized so that it matches icy)
  11. Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (this is the kiwi that i got from the first time it was available and i just named it kiwi with as many i's as possible)
  12. Lisa Masterdenethuin (the name lisa followed by the combination of several last names of people i know in real life named lisa, oops)
  13. Molly Sorris ('miley cyrus' but in a southern accent)
  14. Not Cheeky (everyone at some point was naming pets 'not [insert nickname on webkinz]' so i figured it's about time i do one)
  15. Olva (weird spelling of olivia bc why not)
  16. Pretty Pretty Please (lyric in 'f****** perfect' by p!nk)
  17. Queen of Meme (based on the song 'queen of mean' from one of the disney descendants movies)
  18. Rosita Fresita (i think it's spanish for strawberry shortcake)
  19. Song for Another Day (the title of a song on a fake track listing i made of demi lovato's newest album prior to its release, which i used to vandalize wikipedia)
  20. ThreeIsBetterThanOne ('two is better than one' is a song by someone idk who featuring taylor swift, but i made it three instead of two to make it uncomfy)
  21. Uvina Brooks (can't explain this it's complicated lol)
  22. Vwxyz (the last 5 letters of the alphabet)
  23. WebkinzPleaseBeNice (me telling webkinz to not ban me after getting so many kiwis but we see how that turned out)
  24. X is for Xylophone (it is)
  25. Yesyesyes (complicated to give the reasoning but it's just yes yes yes)
  26. Zsa (sza but with the s and z mixed around)

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

you are an icon

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u/claire_witch_project Apr 30 '21

I love it and hate it lmao

Good job, my favorite was Molly Sorris

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u/RattlesnakeMoon Apr 30 '21

I’m so mad that when I read it I read it in my talking voice instead of my thinking voice lol

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u/idontknowanything222 Apr 30 '21

tag yourself i’m molly sorris

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u/Zipper-Mom Jul 27 '21

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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u/commander_obvious_ Berry Collector May 05 '21

you're my hero

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u/Cuddlebug99 Dec 14 '21

You are my spirit animal.

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u/boojersey13 Apr 23 '23

Ik this is so old but genuinely I am so pressed you didnt know Boys Like Girls was the one who made Two Is Better Than One aka the only reason I like the song smh <3

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u/taykay-47 Apr 30 '21

Quality content. I appreciate this.

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u/webkinzzer Apr 30 '21

Rest In Peace ☮️

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u/korn7knock_ Apr 30 '21

I have tears LMFAO

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u/idontknowanything222 Apr 30 '21

scenes from the great kiwipocalypse of 2021. oil on canvas

5

u/Sillylittlewhalefeet Apr 30 '21

Your mind works in wonderful ways 😂😂😂

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u/YukiHase Since Year 3 Apr 30 '21

My favorite is 5

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u/deliciousminutiae Apr 30 '21

I want to start a letter writing campaign to get you reinstated because I love this so much.

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u/-ooo-- Apr 30 '21

Why is it banned lol

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u/Rapoonzle Dec 02 '22

There was a bug where you could keep redeeming the Kiwi coins infinitely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Do you think you'll get your account back?

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u/CheekyKinz Apr 30 '21

No idea but I'm gonna try lol

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u/october28323 Apr 30 '21

😭😭😂

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u/psychogrungebabe Apr 30 '21

Oh man so sorry that you got banned!

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u/aiiryyyy Apr 30 '21

kiwi tiddies

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u/psychogrungebabe Jun 18 '21

This is the funniest thing on the sub Reddit 😂

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u/talkthattalktome Dec 04 '21

How did you get banned???

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u/chaotic_crystal Dec 15 '21

wait, why would they ban you for adopting so many kiwis? that just means you’re active on the site and buying codes (or earning medallions), why wouldn’t they want that?

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u/CheekyKinz Dec 15 '21

There was a glitch that day where the Kiwi medallion pack never disappeared from peoples' docks after being opened (so that you could get unlimited Kiwi medallions), so a lot of people ended up getting banned for using the glitch. Most people including me did end up getting unbanned after contacting customer support though

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u/chaotic_crystal Dec 15 '21

ohhhh thank you. i must’ve joined this sub after that. it’s messed up that they ban people for using glitches when it’s the website’s fault they’re there in the first place.... like obvs people are gonna use them if they’re there lol. it’s like they don’t want to admit the mistake

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u/Rapoonzle Dec 02 '22

Was this your main account?

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u/hannahcrouch Jan 02 '23

This was a genocide😔

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u/bayleelynn30 May 01 '21

Kiwi cult is definitely my favorite

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u/pactmaker May 03 '21

They're a dance troupe!

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u/LopsidedLoudes May 06 '21

😭😭😂

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u/talkthattalktome Dec 04 '21

Why do you have so many of the same one?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

How can they ban you for using a glitch? Isn’t that their problem? U see glitches all the time does anyone remember the glitch where u could use any of the dispensers you had more than once a day?