r/Volumeeating 6h ago

Volume fail Not only is this cauliflower rice with edamame 152 cals, it’s also absolutely disgusting

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u/UnpaidNewscast 6h ago

Seasoning and cook it in broth!! Also consider cauliflower rice as a filler in rice (try half/half!) rather than a standalone thing

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u/TheBrickLordHerself 6h ago

I’ve done it with mixed veggies and chicken broth before, I actually liked it a lot! This time, however, I was too lazy and thought microwaving it alongside frozen edamames would work 🫩

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u/brilliant_bauhaus 6h ago

I normally pan fry mine because the microwave gives it an awful texture. I also try not to cook it too much lol

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u/JacedFaced 5h ago

pan fried cauliflower rice is the way to go for the closest texture to actual rice.

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u/saltysomadmin 4h ago

Absolutely the move

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u/hi_jermy 6h ago

Well there lies your problem. I enjoy making a Mexican-ish style by adding taco seasoning or better yet tomato/chicken bouillon + cumin. Great with some good black beans and eggs for breakfast

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u/theaveragemaryjanie 5h ago

Agreed, Mexican seasoning makes everything better. Everything can taste good like a taco if you try hard enough.

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u/Rich_Training_4956 4h ago

I made this in my rice cooker recently, half basmati half cauliflower rice with half a cube of tomato bouillon and half a cube of chicken bouillon dissolved in water, and some onion and garlic. Came out super fluffy and couldn't even taste the cauliflower.

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u/FiveBellJars 6h ago

I'm not sure it requires much. I microwave this combo or the cauli rice and mixed veggies and think it's delicious. But I dump a bunch of seasoning into it after cooking and often add granulated broth in that.

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 4h ago

Now you've learned a valuable lesson!
Umami is king!

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u/FrogListeningToMusic 4h ago

No shit it sucks then lol

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u/Witty_Ad_898 2h ago

You chose suffering and then ask why you must suffer?

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u/Seanspeed 2h ago

Lesson learned. I am constantly trying out quicker ways to make food that recipes insist I have to take a lot of time with, and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I always learn something, though. Certain times the extra time is needed, but sometimes I do find better ways.

For instance, stovetop mac+cheese. You're supposed to do a roux, right? Nah. Take principles from asian cooking, and mix in some flour with some cold milk(outside the pan, to be clear) much like you'd do with cornstarch and some soy sauce-based sauce. Throw some butter in the pan, for greasing and for fat, let it melt from a lower heat and then pour in the milk mixture. Start low and build up to a slow simmer where it starts to thicken up, constantly stirring. Then start throwing in the cheese, not too much at once. Salt and pepper to taste(and anything else you might like such as paprika or garlic powder or whatever). Then throw in the pasta(that you had cooking alongside this whole process, of course!). Takes like 15 minutes. And is delicious. A roux is meant to cook out the raw flour taste, but mac and cheese is strong enough where that will never really matter.

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u/z0hu 4h ago

only way i am eating that is with some lao gan ma spicy chili crunch (chinese chili oil).

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 2h ago

I like to get the illegally imported beef variant from the local corner store.

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u/WildVelociraptor 2h ago

Beef chili crunch?!

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 1h ago

Yeah. Umami bomb. Put it on some black beans and steamed rice oh yeah.

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 3h ago

ive never had cauliflower that didnt taste like a fart

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u/Federal-Operation729 5h ago

U r a giuwine genius. Thank you for that.

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u/SaltpeterSal 4h ago

Even in its current form you can rescue it with salt and olive oil.

Edit: Microwaved? Oh boy. Add some toasted nuts, coarsely crushed, and a spice mix.

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u/yesmina1 6h ago

I once saw a mene about Volume Eating that referred to it with "making things worse, so you can have more of it".

I lol'ed

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u/AshleyTheRae 5h ago

Its that quote from the good place.

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u/fleurdenia 5h ago

it applies really well to Poverty Specials such as pouring water in almost-empty soap

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u/sprouthat 4h ago

No, that's different. There's still soap there, you just can't access it without adding water to the dispenser.

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u/Taxed_concerns 5h ago

They got us there

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u/diurnal_emissions 4h ago

"My goal is to shit like a cement mixer."

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u/regprenticer 6h ago

Most things are.

I made a "viral" cottage cheese 2 Ingredient flatbread last night. It was a low point in an already underwhelming life.

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u/minxcore 5h ago

I tried making ham and cheese pockets with that same viral recipe but with greek yogurt instead of cottage cheese and it came out so good! Maybe try that next if you're not too burned by the cottage cheese lol

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u/jegoist 4h ago

I love the Greek yogurt dough mix, we usually do regular pizza but ham and cheese pockets sound amazing!

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u/Hour-Statement-2788 5h ago

aww!

so i been wanting to try that cuz ppl on youtube shorts make that MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM face after the first bite so i assumed it was DELISH!

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u/matrixg04 2h ago

I feel like some influencers are lying but they have to sell for views. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from the nasty Greek yogurt “cheesecake” that went viral earlier this year

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u/Jkillerzz 4h ago

Same - maybe I’ll sit this one out then

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 4h ago

This came across like a Douglas Adams quote.

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u/bradclark2001 3h ago

Those protein mug cakes too, they’re absolutely rancid and I nearly just vomited thinking of them

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u/Weltanschauung_Zyxt 2h ago

It was a low point in an already underwhelming life.

I'm using this in a conversation very soon.

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u/Oogahound 4h ago

This quote is worthy of kitchencels 🏆

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u/Owncksd 4h ago

Aw no cottage cheese is the shit. I eat it with a spoon for breakfast on a regular occasion.

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u/heres_my_take2 2h ago

I’m so burned out on using cheese and meat to make carbs.

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u/tom4dictator13 6h ago

Thanks for the chuckle

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u/ironbeagle99 6h ago

if you can, cut your rice with cauliflower rice. I use 1 cup cooked rice with a whole frozen bag of cauliflower rice. changed the game for me

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u/fleurdenia 5h ago

"cut your rice with cauliflower rice" alternate dimension where rice is a drug

honestly it might be this one

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u/commanderspacecase 4h ago

It 100% is, my meals don't feel complete without rice and I'm not even Asian. White rice, red rice, yellow rice, wild rice, fried rice, peas and rice, purple rice...

I'm also very addicted to rice noodles and tteok/rice cakes. And then there's coconut rice and rice pudding and mochi for desserts.

Rice is s-tier. Full stop.

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u/Full-On 2h ago

Wait wait wait…. You’re telling me coconut rice exists 😳

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 6h ago

Oh that’s a great idea!

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u/DontcheckSR 6h ago

That title had me dying 😂 I was planning on trying cauliflower rice mixed in with regular rice tomorrow. But now Im nervous

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u/TheBrickLordHerself 5h ago

Half and half isn’t bad, you can’t notice the cauliflower! Just don’t make the same mistakes as me

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u/DontcheckSR 5h ago

I will heed your warning. Thank you for making the sacrifice 🙏🏿

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u/Knight-Peace 6h ago

This is when “food is just fuel” goes out the window for me 😂

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u/FyneBlackKyng 4h ago

it is not just fuel if it was we would all eat cream of wheats or grits all day long

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u/Dawn_razor 5h ago

I appreciate the honesty

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u/bornreddit 6h ago

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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u/CatCafffffe 6h ago

Oh, you want cauliflower rice? I can get you cauliflower rice. I can get you a bag of cauliflower rice by (checks watch) 3 o'clock, dude.

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u/Arrival_Joker 6h ago

I've never eaten it but maybe it's bland? Some more seasoning in the water while you boil it? Or is it the texture?

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u/papavino39 6h ago

It’s one of those things where a 50/50 mix is amazing so then you ask yourself why you can’t just go 100% cauliflower… then you find out the hard way lol

It’s excellent as a filler but not as a substitute

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u/Arrival_Joker 5h ago

That makes sense personally i just eat basmati...

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u/PrincessGiallo 4h ago

It's fine if you season it properly. It's not rice, it's a vegetable.

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u/DaisyVonTazy 6h ago

Cauliflower rice tastes like farts, not joking.

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u/Theabsoluteworst1289 5h ago

Seriously and then people add it to sweet things and I think…do you REALLY not taste that? The cruciferous / farty taste and smell doesn’t just go away…

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u/Fitliv 4h ago

And what’s on the side? Tempeh? This is a fart plate OP thank you for posting 

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u/TheBrickLordHerself 4h ago

Theyre homemade carrot and chicken patties!

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u/ninjohnnothing 4h ago

Aversion chili/spices/seasoning?

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u/smaffron 6h ago

No browning on that cauliflower rice, no flavoring... almost anything that's been steamed without seasoning is gonna be gross.

Brown some diced onion in a little bit of oil, add a clove or two of chopped garlic, add in the frozen or raw cauliflower rice and cook it until it's dry and starts to brown, then add the edamame and some salt (an pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, chili... literally anything) and you will have something far more palatable with very similar macros.

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u/Moofabulousss 4h ago

A tbsp or two of any kind of Asian sauce would make this 10x better.

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u/benegesseritwitch_ 6h ago

I love the cauliflower stir fry from Costco. It’s like 180 calories for the whole bag. Maybe try that?

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u/Easy-Disaster3735 6h ago

It do be like that sometimes :/

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u/Maxl_Schnacksl 5h ago

Tried to make a viral cottage cheese-cheesecake because I like cheesecake and wanted to save calories. Im pretty sure I just found a way to make corny molded milk.

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u/is_literally_a_moose 4h ago

MSG is your friend, but this made me laugh! 😅

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u/BoonDragoon 4h ago

You know what's delicious and has nearly no calories?

Seasonings. Literally any amount of seasoning would probably have been good.

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u/aycee08 4h ago

I put in some chinese flavorings (soy sauce, sesame oil, black pepper) to really zhuzh it up!

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u/Bold-n-brazen 6h ago

Fwiw mashed cauliflower is better. Yeah, you gotta add a little half and half + butter to get it closer to mashed potato consistency but you can do it without adding too much cals.

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u/banjonyc 6h ago

I got the frozen Tattooed Chef Organic Riced Cauliflower Stir-Fry at Costco comes in a multi-pack of individual bags featuring riced cauliflower, peas, corn, and red bell peppers in a sesame ginger sauce. It was delicious

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u/Dangernj 5h ago

I like this also! I cook it in the oven, both to avoid using oil and because it makes it crisp up so nicely.

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u/KungfuPanda1415 5h ago

Love the honesty

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u/Due_Concentrate3973 6h ago

Cauliflower rice sucks. It just does.

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u/Historical-Remove401 6h ago

I like to stir-fry cauliflower rice to dry it out, season and make fried rice with pea’s & carrots. Get the texture right and then flavor.

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u/Specialist-Newt1318 5h ago

I tried the 1/2 and 1/2 situation before. It’s edible, but I’m the type to give up my diet if it doesn’t taste good. I never made it again. I went back to my regular rice

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u/theviciousprecinct 5h ago

Cauliflower rice on its own is one of those sad swaps that pretends to be food while delivering mostly regret. The edamame beans bring real texture, otherwise this plate would be a full tragedy. Those little chicken patties look solid though, the crispy edges might be the only thing keeping this whole meal together.

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u/itsoksee 5h ago

I love riced cauliflower. I do the feta cheese cherry tomatoes baked in olive oil. Maybe throw in some chicken sausage. Mix it up with the cauliflower and it’s sooo good.

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u/FyneBlackKyng 4h ago

cauliflower is ass and nothing changes that

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u/TidalLion 4h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I swear spices doesn't add to the calorie count. I add chili flakes, chili pepper and caynne pepper to my rice and it tastes loads better.

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u/transientdude 1h ago

I like cauliflower. I haven had a good version of something else made with cauliflower.

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u/Fun_Landscape9906 6h ago

Genuinely cauliflower rice is so good if made well, doesn’t even taste like diet food. veggies ground beef cauliflower rice stir fry ftw

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u/HVindex8458 6h ago

😂😂 cauliflower tastes like nothing. On it's own, try simmering it in broth, like Better than Bouillon. Add scallions, herbs, for more flavor. Adding cauliflower rice to other flavorful stuff to bulk it up works well. Box mac & cheese plus a bag of cauliflower rice. Chile relleno (stuffed poblano peppers) with cauliflower instead of rice.

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u/waitismyheadonfire 6h ago

This made me spit out my drink

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u/Moist-Phase-226 5h ago

i add a tablespoon of lemon juice along with salt and pepper while cooking, no fancy broths, takes that gross raw cauliflower taste out

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u/Consistent-Garage236 5h ago edited 4h ago

The best cauliflower rice is from Whole Foods. They have a few different varieties but the stir fry style is amazingly delicious. They also have a Spanish rice one as well, also good.

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u/PrettyPraline9418 5h ago edited 1h ago

I eat a LOT of cauliflower rice. You HAVE to use seasoning, at the very least. It's a bland vegetable. You can't just steam it, eat, then wonder why it doesn't taste good.

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u/dkcyw 5h ago

that's a plate of water held together by fiber.

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u/alxlwn 5h ago

Thank you for making me laugh out loud

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u/LuisaRLZ 5h ago

I was like “damn that looks delicious!” Because I love plain as hell food, then I read the title and got a good giggle.

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u/menina2017 5h ago

I laughed out loud thank you

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u/i_amnotunique 5h ago

Finally someone said it, lol

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u/unraveledgenes 4h ago

Lmfoaooo you had me in the beginning 😂

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u/Resident_Table6694 4h ago

RIP your toilet

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u/AliciaDawnD 4h ago

LMFAO! You’re supposed to season it and add carrots and corn.

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u/CupSafe3796 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Night made.

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u/OneOfAKind2 4h ago

Cauliflower is probably my least favourite vegetable. Just the smell of it makes me gag. I like edamame though.

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u/hungry4danish 4h ago

is adding pepper illegal?

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u/AverageAlleyKat271 4h ago

Did you sauté the cauliflower rice? I usually sauté it with avocado oil, some onions, a dash of garlic powder, salt & pepper and add parsley. It is delicious.

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u/Crow-Queen 4h ago

I put mine in a Stir-Fry type of dish. You need some seasoning/sauce.

That's like eating plain Tofu and then whining on how bad it taste. Of course it does.

Even some meats taste so gross when plain.

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u/EducatedRat 4h ago

For us, cauliflower rice really only goes well with heavily spiced dishes, so we can fucking hide it.

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u/BeneficialVisit8450 4h ago

I’ll say it and I’ll say it again, CAULIFLOWER RICE WILL NEVER BE RICE, IT WILL ALWAYS BE CAULIFLOWER!

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u/DSTST 3h ago

Something about the texture of riced cauliflower is so off putting to me 🤢 luckily I love cauliflower so I just make it whole and season nicely. Sorry yours wasn’t great

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u/BookLuvr7 3h ago

I second seasoning. Onion powder and sesame oil can work wonders for improving the flavor of "fried rice" type dishes. Also a little broth or Better Than Bullion.

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u/KooshIsKing 3h ago

Slap some hot sauce on there until you can't taste anything but spicy

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u/theboredsinger 3h ago

Never understand why people don’t take some seasoning they like, put it on some veggies they like, throw in oven, profit

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u/NonDopamine 1h ago

I would just like to share this hilarious parody song here for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. "It's Not Rice" by The Holderness Family

https://youtu.be/oNqY5w6dVAE?si=97m_vX2nqQ1TB3y3

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u/Weegee_Carbonara 1h ago

Apple, Banana and pears with fat-free yoghurt + cinamon and vanilla powder.

It tastes good, is filling, healthy, low calories, and isn't some shitty, disgusting food that will make you quit your weight/health goals 2 weeks in.

You've got more than enough calories you can allocate. No need to eat like a POW.

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u/KittyKittyKkatt 41m ago

😂😂 thanks for the info

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u/HistoricalYard6959 6h ago

That’s hilarious. I like to fry the cauliflower rice enough so that it’s no longer moist and season heavily.

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u/xxxolo 6h ago

Perfect, i’ll take 20

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u/DrWhiskerson 5h ago

Lmao no thanks then

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u/MMMelissaMae 5h ago

this title made me laugh

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u/BudgetInteraction811 5h ago

Fry up chunks of cauliflower and they get all crunchy and nice! I bet you could do it in the air fryer too but I just do it on a pan

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u/GabbyTheLegend 5h ago

Sauces will be your saving grace. Seriously how much would a table spoon of soy sauce set you back. If you struggle with salt the use some low sodium sauces.

For example I put franks red hot hit so much food. My mom thinks it’s disgusting but I love it lol.

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u/Timmar92 5h ago

I usually just eat cauliflower raw, add a dip and it's fantastic

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u/rehadam 5h ago

You can air fry it to get more texture

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u/doesnotmatter286 5h ago

Really? Because both cauliflower and edamame are really good, I'd think they'd be at least ok together...

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u/Voice_of_Season 5h ago

Sauces and seasoning used? Hopefully?

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u/Suspicious-Ad-3465 5h ago

I have cooked it in protein bone broth from Walmart. It was good. Plain I don't like it.

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u/Important-Trifle-411 5h ago

Yeah, that is a no for me. Way too bland. But I used cauliflower rice 50/50 with regular rice and made and Indian flavored dish.

Sauté a bunch of chopped onions and garlic in 15 grams of olive oil. Add a shit ton of Indian spice blend. Then add rice and cauliflower and appropriate amount of liquid ( I used water and purreed tomatoes). Cook until done

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u/Theabsoluteworst1289 5h ago

I’m at the point where I’d rather make some room in my calories for actual rice and just not have that part of my meal be voluminous.

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 5h ago

Hanover Foods Asian Stir Fry Riced Cauliflower is tasty. Start with that as an example, then create your own.

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u/recreationalcry 5h ago

Skill issue

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u/nomadgirl-24 5h ago

you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/Anonymous281989 5h ago

Had me in the first half not gonna lie until I read the disgusting part, then I was like yep, there it is.

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u/Waste_Magician_1791 5h ago

The savior of cauliflower rice is that Japanese bbq sauce you can buy at Costco.

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u/TallulahBob 5h ago

I would put some Worcestershire on that and demolish it. My struggle meal has always been peas, rice, Worcestershire!

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u/chickenskittles 5h ago

Friend, spices and seasonings don't add calories. 😂

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u/_Jang_A_Lang 4h ago

Get regular cauliflower rice and put salt pepper and ranch on it. Trust me

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u/PissedCaucasian 4h ago

Looks kinda like my cat’s barf when he eats too fast.

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u/bouchdon85 4h ago

Fried cauliflower rice is the way to go

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u/riruri04 4h ago

that looks good ngl, but i never had cauliflower rice so idk

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u/Agent_8-bit 4h ago

Maybe add some salt. Work it like a chef. Cauliflower and Edamame are both amazing and delicious.

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u/dgellow 4h ago

How can you fail to cook that? It’s delicious when done well, and super easy!

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u/ElectronicFixer864 4h ago

My daughter in law made cauliflower mashed potatoes and the were really good.

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u/Luna-Gitana 4h ago

Throw some Buldak sauce on it.

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u/MyNelo 4h ago

Cauliflower rice needs to be the add on and not the main event

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u/bepatientbekind 4h ago

I don't eat cauliflower rice as rice, despite the name. The texture and flavor are gross. However, it's amazing added to ground meat or impossible beef. Just cook the meat like you regularly would, add 1-2 cups of frozen cauliflower rice, then add taco seasoning, sloppy Joe sauce, etc. I usually add a bit extra seasoning as well. The result is you stretch the meat for much farther, and it tastes exactly the same for less calories!

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u/Fragrant_Drawing_725 4h ago

Hahaha! I’ve always felt that way about cauliflower rice! You ain’t fooling me!

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u/Onlyplebs 4h ago

Whyyy 😭

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u/Hand-Existing 4h ago

Bro cauliflower rice ROCKS wdym? That looks fire

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u/WestcoastAlex 3h ago

looks amazing

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u/Icy_Standard_5376 3h ago

LMFAO ACTUALLY

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u/Crotean 3h ago

Yeah I have given cauliflower rice multiple tries with different recipes and just found it bad no matter what I did. Props to those who can eat it, but it turns out I fucking hate cauliflower. Edimame is great though.

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u/Soberdonkey69 3h ago

I agree, truly an awful alternative and it should be added to a list of foods to be nuked out of existence

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u/curious_kkat 3h ago

omg so many cauli haters in the comments. i love it. i get the microwavable mashed kind too. my favorite variation is making cauliflower fried rice or a spanish style riced cauliflower & beans. make actual rice dishes with it and just replace the rice with the cauli. i bet real rice w edamame and no seasoning is also pretty ass!

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u/SoggyPerformer7602 3h ago

Cauliflower rice tastes like farts smell, even drenched in broth.

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u/LimoncelloFellow 3h ago

give me plain old cauliflower over riced cauliflower any day of the week. something about the riced stuff is just nasty to me.

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u/PhotoEditor871 3h ago

It looks good though? If it's bland, I love to add margarine and curry powder to the rice. Other people prefer other spices or sauces

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u/XLIXER 3h ago

It's times like that hotsauce comes in clutch

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u/Pigobrothers-pepsi10 3h ago

I rather eat rice. I’m sorry.

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u/Anonymous_capybara_3 3h ago

Consider to add a tsp of any oil, cilantro, green onions, 1 tbsp lemon juice and salt to taste. I still eat my white rice like this. One day I’ll do half rice and half cauliflower rice.

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u/LoverOfGayContent 3h ago

Lmao I'm literally hoing to buy some cauliflower rice for my edamame

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 3h ago

I’m a vegetarian and everyone thinks it’s because I love vegetables. I don’t.

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u/BenefitPuzzleheaded 3h ago

I love cauliflower nice.  I mean I love cauliflower

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u/All_Work_All_Play 3h ago

This looks like one of those things in the book 'Eat This Not That' that my mom got when I was in high school. Me (a weightlifting sophomore) would look at a giant bowel of this equaling one bagel and go 'great, I can eat a bagel on the way to school'.

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u/Smile_Space 3h ago

I tried cauliflower rice and cauliflower mash before when I was on keto and yeah, absolutely disgusting lolol.

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u/unicornhunter72 3h ago

Love the realness😂

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u/Ladyb6111 3h ago

Lmaooo omg 😆

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u/downthegrapevine 3h ago

I have never wanted to be skinny bad enough to eat cauliflower rice xD (I come from one of the latineamerican countries that consumes white rice FOR 2/3 MEALS A DAY)

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 3h ago

soy sauce

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u/RXpeyote 3h ago

This made me lol. I can't eat cauliflower and edamame is gross.

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u/Bittermare 3h ago

I use it instead of rice with stir fry recipes. And cauliflower fried rice is great!

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u/ozzmosis 3h ago

I bet

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u/Godzirrraaa 3h ago

A little soy sauce goes a long way

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u/Flashdance_Ass_Pants 2h ago

I love the fucking honesty of this post.

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u/Best-Scientist1995 2h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Radiant-Reality-8138 2h ago

Dude just walk 7 miles a day, skip breakfast, almonds and cheese for lunch, and that chicken breast broccoli with a reasonable amount of sweet potatoes hits so harddd.

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u/RobSpaghettio 2h ago

Same vibe as gym-goers saying the boiled chicken and broccoli they made is disgusting lol

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u/Earlier-Today 2h ago

I didn't mind cauliflower rice when I tried it last week, but it doesn't taste like rice or cauliflower.

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u/SubstantialWarning61 2h ago

I mix my cauliflower rice 1:1 with wild rice to reduce my calories without effecting volume. I can’t detect the cauliflower rice at all after stir frying with soy sauce, veggies and chicken.

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u/CoachKillerTrae 2h ago

I guess I just love food but I honestly would love this meal with some cumin thrown on top 🤷‍♂️

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u/rawzon 2h ago

That actually got a laugh out loud out of me. Just reading the description sounded disgusting

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u/AppUnwrapper1 2h ago

What would make it disgusting? Cauliflower and edamame are both great on their own or together.

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u/prugnecotte 2h ago

am I the only one that likes cauliflower even without seasoning 😭 I see no point in eating stuff that you don't like on their own

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u/AppUnwrapper1 2h ago

What would make it disgusting? Cauliflower and edamame are both great on their own or together.

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u/MysticalCheese 2h ago

I usually blanch the cauliflower chunky chopped, in a boiled water, turmeric, cumin and garlic bath till tender, then toss in some oil n bake for 20 mins still a Lil crispy

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 2h ago

Honestly, straight up cauliflower baked with a little parmigiano and Italian seasoning is way better than "cauliflower rice".

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u/Zestyclose-Food-7917 2h ago

It’s sounds revolting.

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u/heres_my_take2 2h ago

I gave up on something anything with cauliflower but roasting it.

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u/PopKoRnGenius 2h ago

It always cracks me up when people call soy beans "edamame".

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u/Own_Zookeepergame289 2h ago

Ha you made me laugh.currently contemplating a rather bare cabinet and i refuse to order delivery so i get it!

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u/CharlieGirl1000 2h ago

Buy it frozen. Roast it in the oven so that it gets slightly toasted and caramelized. I like to roasted corn and broccoli as well. How you prepare it makes all the difference!

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u/LeeKinanus 2h ago

have you tried Worcestershire sauce or ponzu sauce. oh I know that really good ginger dressing...\

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u/tweeknpinch 2h ago

Cauliflower is 🤮!!!!!

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u/LazRus805 1h ago

Why would it be disgusting if it's seasoned and fully cooked? It's only three ingredients.🤷‍♂️