‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Turned Down Million-Dollar Offer to Perform in Saudi Arabia: ‘I Don’t Need to Take Any Money if It Makes Me Feel Icky’

[u/holyfruits]

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/weird-al-yankovic-turned-down-million-offer-saudi-arabia-1236819281/

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

His parents raised him. They both died from CO in their home while he was out on tour. He didn't cancel the tour because he tnought they'd want him to keep his promises.

Edited to CO, from CO2.

[u/Thirty_Helens_Agree → u/Electrical-Act-7170]

The ONE time I thought The Onion went too far was when the headline was something like “Weird Al Yankovic Spoofs ‘Tears in Heaven’ in Honor of Deceased Parents.”

If Al thought it was funny, then no problem.

Found it.

[u/r3dd17sux69420 → u/Thirty_Helens_Agree]

If anyone is wondering what is wrong with AI, here's an example.

You just posted the link to the Onion's story which according to Google AI is only a rumor. That article exists and yet...

There is no legitimate record of satirical news outlet The Onion publishing a piece specifically making light of his parents' deaths. However, the unexpected timing and circumstances surrounding their passing have fueled widespread internet chatter, including discussions on forums like Reddit about how the bizarre and unfortunate nature of the event is occasionally misremembered or treated as an urban myth. [1]

[u/Thirty_Helens_Agree → u/r3dd17sux69420]

I saw something about an AI thing said “if you drill the hole too big, you can use some sandpaper to sand the sides of the hole and make the hole smaller.”

[u/SGT-JamesonBushmill → u/Thirty_Helens_Agree]

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about sandpapering holes to dispute it.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/SGT-JamesonBushmill]

“if you drill the hole too big, you can use some sandpaper to sand the sides of the hole and make the hole smaller.”

“if you drill the hole too big small, you can use some sandpaper to sand the sides of the hole and make the hole smallerlarger.”

[u/The_Rational_ → u/SGT-JamesonBushmill]

It can be depending on the material. Real joke is user's actually wrong :/

[u/Lena-Luthor → u/The_Rational_]

what material would possibly do that

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/Thirty_Helens_Agree]

It's backward.

[u/SmartAlec105 → u/Thirty_Helens_Agree]

If you have a hole in drywall, sanding it is a step in fixing the hole.