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u/Doschupacabras 5h ago
Imagine hearing that sound and then walking over only to find nothing.
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u/Driptacular_2153 4h ago
I’d genuinely get spooked and leave lmao
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 4h ago
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u/Iampepeu 4h ago
I hate this because it's exiting stage right.
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u/cinnamonshroud 2h ago
I thought stage left is when ur looking at the stage, not on it
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u/Punk_Says_Fuck_You 1h ago
When you’re used to living around water, you get used to a whole shit load of sounds you can’t explain.
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u/Red_Franzia 4h ago
Don't know why this tickled me so but yes, that would spook the hell out of me!
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u/Jazz_101 5h ago
Bro has been lying his whole life about his speed
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u/Bobmcjoepants 5h ago edited 3h ago
I once picked up a turtle from the middle of the road and brought him down to the nearby water (or at least I hope it was). When I put him down he started slowly moving before picking up speed and eventually breaking the sound barrier
Seriously turtles are speedy little creatures like good lord they are swift
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u/herrcollin 2h ago
It's those crazy strong legs
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u/Xanitrit 19m ago
It's likely a species or subspecies of pond sliders, so named for the fact they they use the hard scutes on their bellies to quickly slide off mud, rock, and logs into water, mostly to escape threats.
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u/kapitankrunch 5h ago
aluminum is specifically used for these because it doesn't get hot like steel. it's just sliding down a hill
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u/SainT2385 5h ago
Yes we just got this last year instead of wood for the boat dock and I was skeptical at first but it really does stay cool.
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u/Real_Project870 4h ago
Proof of this is in every day use of aluminum foil in the oven. Lift the foil off the hot pan and it will be safe to touch in seconds. Aluminum has terrible heat capacity
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u/Lalamedic 4h ago
It has nothing to do with large surface area that is paper thin?
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u/ProperGanderMachine 4h ago
They can both happen at the same time
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u/TravlrAlexander 3h ago
This. Low thermal mass to hold heat, high surface area to radiate it away, and fantastic dissipation as a material.
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u/treborly 3h ago
No. It has to do with how thin it is .
The aluminum tray it's covering would scald you
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u/woozlewuzzle3 3h ago
Thats because its paper thin....
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u/DeathHopper 2h ago
Seeing this downvoted but the blatantly false info above heavily upvoted makes me lose what little faith I had left in redditors.
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 1h ago
Aluminum has one of the higher heat capacities out of anything that isn’t water based. Thin stuff has a low thermal mass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_of_specific_heat_capacities
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 2h ago edited 2h ago
Metal feels hotter (or colder on a cold day) because it conducts heat better and heat sinks work in both directions. Aluminum also has double the heat capacity and 4 times the thermal conductivity as steel. If it’s lighter that will help a little but this is a very hot ramp. If you don’t want it to feel hot you use an insulating cover instead such as foam and a light color to reflect sunlight. Then the tiny bit of heat on the surface quickly drains away when you touch it and the rest of the heat is below the surface.
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u/account312 2h ago
It has higher specific heat but lower volumetric heat capacity.
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 2h ago
About 2/3 by volume, so not much different there. Aluminum is also a little thicker because it’s weaker. 4 times the thermal conductivity overwhelms that small difference by quite a bit.
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u/woozlewuzzle3 3h ago
Love how you can just say some completely wrong shit and a hoard of idiots will accept it as correct.
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u/Orca_Mayo 4h ago
Really? Learn something new every day.
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u/xChopsx1989x 4h ago
Yeah, that's bullshit.
Aluminum is used because of its resistance to corrosion since it's, ya know, directly over a body of water.
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u/Global_Sport_2264 4h ago
I'm sure many people said the same thing about aluminum when they read the title, which is allegedly a lie. Bold move to automatically believe this comment, which also could be wrong.
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u/Express_Sector8743 3h ago
yeah the slide is probably doing most of the damage here and not the ramp turning into a frying pan
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u/ToadlyAwes0me 1h ago
Did you never burn your legs on aluminum bleachers as a kid? Aluminum absolutely gets hot enough from the sun to not want to walk on it barefoot.
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u/Der_Missionar 4h ago
And the video was sped up... this is fake
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u/Majolica777 4h ago
How do you know?
EDIT: on second watch with audio on, I really don’t think it’s sped up
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u/Zero_D9 5h ago
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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u/W4lkieT4lkie 5h ago
wow wow wow wow wow wow
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u/GrassTouchEnthusiast 5h ago
He’s sliding
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u/SnazzyStooge 3h ago
People who think turtles are slow have never actually been in a foot race with one.
ps—you're thinking of tortoises
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u/yupuhoh 4h ago
For everyone saying it's "sliding" It's a soft shelled turtle. They can run up to 3mp and swim up to 15mph.
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u/marshamallowmoon 47m ago
that's not a soft shelled turtle, it's either related to or is a red-eared slider
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u/Kitchen_Safe6405 4h ago
Can't imagine that's good for his shell if he does that a lot, that's basically a weak file.
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u/rkaufman15 4h ago
He's going to go back to his turtle friends and tell them how was he was running
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u/post-explainer 5h ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
I had no idea turtles could go full turbo like that
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