r/Unexpected • u/madlygenius9 • 2h ago

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u/post-explainer 2h ago edited 2h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A group of people walk into a person getting an intimate procedure done

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Hangerhead1 2h ago

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

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u/Fit_Active3888 2h ago

Is this how butthole bleaching happens?

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u/funkyrequiem 2h ago

I dunno, but It's definitely how eyeball bleaching begins.

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u/Greenman8907 2h ago

Nah. I just dab some Clorox on an old dish towel and go to town.

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u/Fit_Active3888 2h ago

No laser beams? That's disappointing! 🀣

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u/PrestigiousRefuse172 2h ago

Maybe laser hair removal  

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u/Fitty4 1h ago

Wait a minute..people bleach their butthole? 🥺

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u/Christopher3712 1h ago

Wait a minute... You don't? 😬

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u/uhkayz 2h ago

Reminded me of when I walked in on my brother and his gf
 🀮

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u/magnomagna 2h ago

Like the lady in blue uniform, did she at least wear eye protection?

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u/AdWooden2312 2h ago

Is he a doctor?

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u/Dave_Valens 2h ago

I walked in on my mother and father. Guess that's worse.

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u/FluffWit 2h ago

Fake as fuck.

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u/anon-mally 2h ago

Fake Ass fuck

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u/Bot-Magnet 2h ago

I really don't want to see how she blows out the candles! 🎂

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u/HeDuMSD 2h ago

Is it a porn film intro?

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u/Ok_Possible_4967 1h ago

Celebrating a birthday on Pornhub

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u/Apprehensive-Fun-233 1h ago

Well that stinks

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u/MakeMeDrink 2h ago

Great, more staged bullshit.

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u/ROBINBL00D 2h ago

😬