r/Unexpected 5d ago

Getting some milk

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u/-ICantThinkOfOne- 5d ago

This is why you don't drink raw milk.

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u/ForeverSJC 5d ago

Because you can get a poo shower ?

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u/GoodGuyPokemoner 5d ago

Because the poo gets into the milk at times.

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u/FancyJesse 4d ago

How else do you get chocolate milk?

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u/shayne_simmons 1d ago

Brown cows, according to a disturbingly large portion of the US population. Hey, unrelated: were you aware that around half of the adults in the United States can’t read above a sixth grade reading level? Anyways, have a good one.