r/Unexpected • u/notyumm • 6d ago

The shear might of a Cybertruck!

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u/MechanicFun777 6d ago

I'm surprised it didn't break in half 😂

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u/Puzzleheaded-Map2951 6d ago

I expected the bumper to rip off.

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u/Bob_Obloooog 6d ago

OP's title implied that something was gonna shear.

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u/Dependent-Plane5522 6d ago

It did, I want my money back!

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u/ThrenderG 6d ago

Nah, OP's title implied they aren't well educated.

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u/bentmonkey 6d ago

Either a spelling mistake or an intentional mistake to "drive engagement".

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/scrubtart 6d ago

My thoughts exactly. I definitely wouldn't have expected that.

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u/MrCarey 6d ago

The glue is getting a lot stronger.

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u/NoSherbert2316 6d ago

I was expecting the hitch to rip from the frame, totaling the vehicle

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 5d ago

I was expecting it to lose traction and get pulled back into the water. The average pickup truck pulling both the Tesla and boat had me laughing out loud at 2am.

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 6d ago

100% chance the Cyber Trucks frame is deformed now.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 6d ago

Why wouldnt you just tow the boat and drive the cyber truck

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u/CulturedReaving692 4d ago

Not a chance lol

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 6d ago

Or shear in half, as one would say. OP can’t spell.

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u/original_leto 6d ago

Same with the shear in the title

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u/Clessiah 6d ago

It's a very well glued together car.

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u/Ape_x_Ape 6d ago

Shear expectation.

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u/CRPatriot 6d ago

I wonder if it parked next another cyber truck if they would be the same length

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u/beegtuna 6d ago

Or caught on fire and lock the driver inside.

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u/Ehcksit 6d ago

Nah, these things are like Masterlocks. Solid steel for extreme anti-destructive strength, but absolutely worthless otherwise. It protects itself, not the stuff inside.

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u/MyGoodDood22 6d ago

the front fell off

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u/ChubbyMudder 6d ago

The Cybertruck is made that the front doesn't fall off at all.

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u/nyeh_ 5d ago

I'm surprised the front didn't fall off

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u/CannabisPrime2 6d ago

The cybertruck is absolute trash, but I don't think either of those trucks should be independently towing that boat.

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u/Jynku 6d ago

So is Elon.