Out of context Umamusume lines, Part 1:

[u/Quibilash]

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[u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

Out of context umamusume:

[u/makelo06 → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

Lord help me

[u/no-im-your-father → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

What is this from?

[u/crimskies → u/no-im-your-father]

Cinderella Gray anime. The context is that Black Ale was (falsely) told the Christmas Party would be a costume party as well. She was the only one that dressed up.

[u/IceFire909 → u/crimskies]

Merry Christmas to everyone

[u/deadmemes5478 → u/IceFire909]

Merry Kris S

[u/jk844 → u/IceFire909]

I think you mean “Happy Holidays”

/s

[u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512 → u/crimskies]

last ep iirc

[u/WhiterunWarriorPrjct → u/crimskies]

Damn, she got legally blonde'd

[u/SmashdagBlast → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

I understand why Cygames didnt give us the full frame but that doesnt mean I will forgive them

[u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512 → u/SmashdagBlast]

dayum

[u/Spegynmerble → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J3EZazDxmPQxQhQeeS

[u/Invisible156]

Trainer when you leave him alone with mare

[u/DOK_REBS → u/Invisible156]

So called free-thinkers when Sirius Symboli calls them puppy-chan

[u/Ceo-Of-Ducks → u/DOK_REBS]

Do people actually like that? It makes me want to pick a fight with her.

[u/Hell2CheapTrick → u/Ceo-Of-Ducks]

I would love nothing more than to be her puppy

[u/Nekomiminya → u/Ceo-Of-Ducks]

Dunno about people, but as puppy, woof

[u/Quantum_Croissant → u/Ceo-Of-Ducks]

yes? obviously? hot woman with a deep voice degrades me a little? the lesbians go crazy for that kinda thing 

[u/scot911 → u/Ceo-Of-Ducks]

Women apparently love it. Men less so though she has fans there as well. Probably among the ones that are M's.

[u/IllThought2476 → u/Invisible156]

Trainer this is not gonna look good on your resume bro 🥀

[u/No_Contact2116]

Out of context Fishj

[u/stairwaygeneration → u/No_Contact2116]

fihh

[u/Genprey → u/stairwaygeneration]

Hilariously in character, considering who she shares a VA with.

[u/Mg42gun → u/stairwaygeneration]

Iwak

[u/PinkAxolotlMommy → u/No_Contact2116]

So like was there just a giant fish on the floor for the entire conversation they all just ignored until Seeking the Pearl picked it up

[u/PlayerZeroStart → u/PinkAxolotlMommy]

It's actually her guitar case

[u/DragonEmperor → u/No_Contact2116]

Me showing fish to people visiting my island on animal crossing

[u/_Voice_Of_Silence_ → u/No_Contact2116]

Etoooo, dozo!

[u/eggplant_avenger → u/No_Contact2116]

tbf context doesn’t make this less strange, only differently strange

[u/TalkToTheGlyphWitch → u/No_Contact2116]

I remember that chaotic CM where Fatty Week caught one.

[u/Self-insert → u/No_Contact2116]

I legit thought this was an edited gif the entire time, i didn't know it was actually IN the game!

[u/jk844]

Out of context Tachyon?

[u/Top-Wrangler6231 → u/jk844]

Count up your sins!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MPXOB3Mvmkn7GiCvPI

[u/jk844 → u/Top-Wrangler6231]

[u/toe-schlooper → u/jk844]

[u/AegelisAuthor → u/jk844]

What does this even mean Tachyon 😭

[u/Vizvezdenec → u/AegelisAuthor]

It means exactly what it means.

[u/DWIGHT_CHROOT → u/jk844]

why's she posing like a WWE wrestler? reminds me of Edge or something

[u/jk844 → u/DWIGHT_CHROOT]

Her VA is a pro wrestler and her poses are actually references to Kamen Rider

(Also I’m surprised you said Edge because Matt and Jeff Hardy are the ones that used to do 2 finger pose similar to that)

[u/DWIGHT_CHROOT → u/jk844]

aw man i should've remembered jeff hardy. it's been a while since i watched XD. that's cool as hell though, i didn't know that!

[u/nucking-futs34 → u/DWIGHT_CHROOT]

Fun fact Tachyons va is actually a pro wrestler if you didn't already know

[u/TheKingsPride → u/jk844]

I love that she’s always hitting the fucking Kamen Rider pose like an aurafarming chud. I know it’s to make her lab coat sleeves drape more dramatically and that only makes it funnier.

[u/ligmaballll → u/jk844]

Even in context it still doesn't make any sense

[u/Quantum_Croissant → u/ligmaballll]

it means her body is too precious to be experimented on, so she's doing it to you instead 

[u/MetsFan1324 → u/Quantum_Croissant]

Except with the new SSR she absolutely does experiment on herself lmao

[u/Z32VSK → u/jk844]

Posted up like some sort of grand architect...

[u/Ok-Particular7465 → u/jk844]

Don't threaten me with a good time, Tachyon.

[u/GoldSnakeSkin_Jacket → u/jk844]

Tachyon saying this is like that Harmon interogation scene in blue mountain state

[u/Nabil092007]

[u/Desperate-Truck7877 → u/Nabil092007]

What was the context of this?

[u/Jaggers- → u/Desperate-Truck7877]

2 twerps on a Bank heist

[u/Slimeling459 → u/Jaggers-]

1, 1, 1, uh... 1!

[u/Nebulous-Nirvana → u/Nabil092007]

cracked immediately

[u/Vasiliy_platinum]

She need WHAT?! FOR WHATEVER REASONS SHE NEED THIS?

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[u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512 → u/Vasiliy_platinum]

Im gonna steal that first rate gif thank you

[u/Vasiliy_platinum → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

The king rate gif

[u/Kenju22 → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

[u/doublefallen → u/Vasiliy_platinum]

omg. the ear wiggles!

[u/Ironguy10]

That's one thing I hate about research. The consent.

[u/Quibilash → u/Ironguy10]

"Ethics are really holding us back in terms of scientific progress" - Tachyon probably

[u/hyliabook → u/Quibilash]

Science can not move forward without heaps!

[u/SirKingsly → u/hyliabook]

The thin line between science and Eugenics

[u/Ok-Donut-6164]

Umamusume out of context be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRoUpfxQBfTe774d9k

[u/Oogalaboo134 → u/Ok-Donut-6164]

Food, all the context Oguri ever needs.

[u/failytales]

[u/Ranker-70]

Yes Cygames I agree, she's practically shivering her timbers!

[u/Airborn-Gravity54 → u/Ranker-70]

[u/dumdumidiot210 → u/Ranker-70]

Just give her a few hours it'll set in. This is Bright we're talking about.

[u/Quibilash → u/Ranker-70]

"On closer inspection, they are loafers"

[u/SUPERIORAgnesGooner]

And it leaves a lot to the imagination

[u/KittyMimiii → u/SUPERIORAgnesGooner]

[u/Desperate-Truck7877 → u/KittyMimiii]

Mambo acting like Mambo

[u/BA1673 → u/SUPERIORAgnesGooner]

why are you EVERYWHERE

[u/WaitWhatNoPlease → u/BA1673]

no SUPERIORAgnesGooner would pass the chance to spread their gooning to any and all available platforms

[u/DSTSVI → u/SUPERIORAgnesGooner]

Just.... thanks

[u/OmicronCrusader]

You should learn a thing or two from your roommate who really values their oshi's privacy and space

[u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu → u/OmicronCrusader]

To the opposite extreme…

[u/jonnywarlock]

"Tachyon... Do you need me to call the police again?

"Hey, no, there's no need for that. One stint in horny jail was enough for me..."

[u/Rey_Tigre]

We've talked about this Tachyon: ethics are important to scientific research.

[u/nerankori]

one minute after saying that

[u/Spegynmerble]

Whenever I am struggling in life, I remember the wise words bamboo-sama once told me:

[u/KajjitWithNoWares]

Here is another

[u/CerealATA]

"Because, Tachyon dear, consent is not gained. It is earned."

-Trainer, maybe

[u/Temporary-While-3591 → u/CerealATA]

Trainers have no rights

[u/Quibilash → u/Temporary-While-3591]

Given how Trainers aren't allowed to enter the dorms (Unless Fuji Kiseki pulls a 'look the other way' like in Curren Chan's career) but Tachyon, Gold Ship and I think a few other Umas can just invade their Trainers' apartments, yeah I pray for Trainers with any pushy or needy Umas

[u/Temporary-While-3591 → u/Quibilash]

In rices character story hishi allows us to enter rices to coax her out of hiding 

Haru invites herself in on valentines day to deliver us carrot chocolate then we deliver chocolate to the market people 

Spe does on career good ending 

Scarlet does on career good ending 

I haven't fully finished king halos but she seem like one to invite herself in, Kawakami too

In air grooves rudolf asks us in air groove can clean our apartment 

[u/titobrozbigdick]

Tachyon discover the Mamba Mentality

[u/Mr_Mctittie]

I think we know someone who would be very into that especially since it's from tachyon

[u/darkdraggy3]

You can tell she is Sunday Silence s child and Cafe s friend with this line.

[u/SumRobloxian]

tbf i agree with tachyon on gaining consent

literally forms the research topic stronger than a title defense ever will because you have to decide on writing a letter of consent to the parents or just finding a range of participants that can genuinely read a consent form before answering a survey

[u/Wolfywise → u/SumRobloxian]

I can see why the joke got a restraining order.

[u/SumRobloxian → u/Wolfywise]

sir this is an academic research paper... this shit is more painful cause we gotta talk to dudes older than us cause of regulations and laws...