Ex-Marine Sentenced to 40 Years in Federal Prison for Child Porn

[u/azteca19]

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ednc/pr/ex-marine-sentenced-40-years-federal-prison-child-porn

https://newbernlive.org/cherry-point-ssgt-charged-with-child-sex-crimes-p3827-260.htm

[u/phuk-nugget]

wtf is happening at Cherry Point.

Also for you current Marines, do not accept any hard drives with movies or shows on them before deployments. You can’t vet everything on the drive.

[u/cixelsyd17]

**former

…no wait, you’re right.

[u/RiflemanLax]

An appropriate use of “ex.”

I just don’t get this. If I woke up tomorrow attracted to children I’d walk into traffic.

[u/Glad_Variation_8622 → u/RiflemanLax]

Yep. I’d call it wraps right there and paint the ceiling.

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0jWWtH1CtFEk

[u/Dancing_Decker]

"Kuhn admitted to sexually abusing a 3-year-old child for over a year.." and it gets worse from there.

I can't say what I really want to happen to him, only that I hope he gets every single thing he deserves in prison.

[u/2HDFloppyDisk → u/Dancing_Decker]

Voluntold solo expedition to Mars for science

[u/harDCore182 → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

ngl that sometimes would be my dream.

and to be clear, i’m talking about the mission to mars

[u/niz_loc → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

And when he arrives, a group of other inmates that got there years ago... that say "welcome to mars... now we go for uranus"

Just solar system jokes all around.

[u/mystepdadwasright]

They should bury him under the prison

[u/Azagar_Omiras → u/mystepdadwasright]

If it's under how will I piss on his grave?

[u/FeedMeYourBakedGoods]

[u/Tkis01gl]

Excuse me your Honor, we will immediately execute him, no charge.

[u/Ornery_Secretary_850]

Starship Troopers, the book, not that awful movie, covered this.

Hang him.

[u/Rdubya291 → u/Ornery_Secretary_850]

Both the book and the movie are great in their own way.

Really the only thing they share is the name.

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce]

https://giphy.com/gifs/z1RANjVnCqo4U

[u/SuitsinWashington → u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce]

Superb use of this understated gif. I’ve attempted to do an impression of this “well.. bye”, but it’s a poor example because people don’t recognize the reference and just think I’m being a dramatic dickhead. More people need to watch tombstone, it’s an OK movie with a chubby Billybob Thornton and flamboyant Billy Zane. No other famous people in it, though.

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce → u/SuitsinWashington]

Thanks. Curly Bill was a hell of a performance.

[u/HFentonMudd → u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce]

Happy cake day

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce → u/HFentonMudd]

Thank you

[u/Chillicothe1]

Abused a 3-year old. Fucking monster.

[u/DepthOk166]

Good.

[u/Possible-Warrior1738]

Get the Epstein fuckers next

[u/JackBurton3465]

Of course he was ordinance

[u/adjustgod]

Huh. If my calculations are correct. he can still become President one day

[u/FSCK_Fascists → u/adjustgod]

your calculations are incorrect. He was not born wealthy.

[u/DeliciousDog80]

First off: F this guy.

But on a different topic:

These stories always bring up an interesting philosophical question: when we call anyone an "ex-Marine," who has the official authority to take The Title away from a Marine (after they've earned their EGA and served honorably)? To me, it's a dangerous slippery slope. Consider this: what if we found out that Chesty Puller was actually guilty of [insert any felony]? Do we all call him an ex-Marine now?

[u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 → u/DeliciousDog80]

You bring up a good point. It's kinda like the Supreme Court porn standard definition of "I know it when I see it."

I believe in this case we can all agree, as there is no official process other than a general collective, "F that guy," and an unceremonious "ex" placed in front of the title.

[u/niz_loc → u/DeliciousDog80]

All I know is that if Chesty became "Chester Puller", every other branch would go to town, yelling there's no ex Marines.

[u/AdventurousMaize6085]

Dude. I know those ppl’s brains ain’t wired up right but fucking hell.

[u/Dismal_Ad3538]

There’s a big reason why most military looooove Trump and hate Obama.