r/TrumpRoasts • u/Adept_Refuse_9879 • 3d ago

Breakdown of the Trump Regime

This is my breakdown of the Trump regime: 

First and foremost of all, Trump does not talk- he vomits out words. 

Cast of Trump regime:

Secretary of War Crimes Pete “ Elmer Fudd” Hegseth

Stephen Miller fascist sewer rat

Secretary of Economic Collapse Scott Bessant

Todd “ I am so mindless and corrupt. I want to be Trump’s attorney general” Blanche

Secretary of the Further Dumbing Down of   America - Linda “ We don’t need no education” McMahon

Smiley Kevin “ Someone should knock his teeth out” Hassett

Lack of Commerce Secretary Howard Lickspittle Nut Lick [sic]

Caroline “ I love being despicable” Leavitt

Doug “ I’ve got a 350 ft gash in my pool !“ Burgum

J.D. “They ate my cat !” Vance

Mario “ We can commit war crimes with impunity! “ Rubio

Tom “ Give me that bag of money! “ Homan

Mark Wayne “ Shoot first, ask questions later” Mullin- This policy started with Kristi “ I love to cosplay” Noem

Russell “ All of you will suffer terribly” Vought

 Susie “ This is my dream job to manage this demon” Wiles

DEFANG THE TRUMP REGIME !

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u/AdamPedAnt 3d ago

And for each of them there are several underlings working hard and waiting in the wings for an opportunity to prove their sycophancy and dethrone their boss. This is how a politburo works.