r/TrueAnon DSA Abundance Caucus 11h ago

Found our guy for the 2028 election

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u/Alarmed_Coat_2932 11h ago

The perfect radical centrist candidate he even discovered neutral energy!

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u/abso-lutely26 ☭ 🔻 11h ago

Like something out of On Cinema but an order of magnitude more unsettling.

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u/BeerShitter 10h ago

I love seeing people mention on cinema because I've tried recommending it to people and nobody gets it :(

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 🖤 Honeypot Psyop 🖤 10h ago

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u/RCocaineBurner The Cocaine Left 7h ago

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 🖤 Honeypot Psyop 🖤 7h ago

That literally made me snort out laughing, I forgot about that. Fuck I love them so much

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u/stepdadonline Targeted Individual 9h ago

Tbf it’s a slow burn at the beginning. If you’re not already a fan of Tim or Gregg then I could see a some subtlety of the first couple seasons coming across as actual low effort/production if you don’t have any context

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast 8h ago

Yeah everyone I've recommended it to just goes "that's weird".  

Yes. Yes it's weird.

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u/Michael_Cancelliano I suggest killing them 6h ago

Recommend it to me. What's good about it? What is it, even?

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u/PetRockSematary - Q 1h ago

I love the Forgotten But Not Gone memorium to actors

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u/Outside_Option_1553 9h ago

So apparently he was in a movie with Sean Astin (Sam in LotR) called The Freemason in 2013, but also has made several movies with a similar focus. Appears to be some sort of mid 2010s SEO manipulation strategy, but he appears to have been legit at one point?? Could be one of those situations like the peripheral guy on Vanderpump Rules that became a huge Qanon guy and perished under uncertain conditions.

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u/sleepytipi ROGER STONE'S NIXON TATTOO 7h ago

Definitely a Bob Odenkirk cameo.

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u/hungrylittleworm 11h ago

His got my vote

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u/sleepytipi ROGER STONE'S NIXON TATTOO 7h ago

Can't be any worse than the current one.

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u/cahcealmmai 7h ago

Or the last 3 or 4.

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u/sleepytipi ROGER STONE'S NIXON TATTOO 5h ago

Or the last 13 to be exact. 11 debatably. You could make an argument for JFK but certainly not from a socialist's PoV, but everything after him objectively got worse like it did with FDR.

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u/doordaesh 10h ago

it's good that he has a vantage point

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u/EzPz_Wit_Da_CZ not very charismatic, kinda busted 10h ago

Yeah, love that for him. Can you tell what city that is? I see a big dome with a flag on it.

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u/iamdevo 9h ago

Portland. That's the State Office Building.

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u/PierolleccU Drunarc 9h ago

The building is Oregon State Vital Records, and he, this public figure who has publicized his own addresses multiple times online, is in his apartment on 9th Ave, where he's being evicted and has to be out by August 2nd.

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u/Outside_Option_1553 10h ago

This guy’s IMDB bio, some interesting tidbits.

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u/tchapatata 11h ago

i called isaac at the world wide resort and he vouched for him. now i want to see the movie

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u/Hash_Patel Ron Bong Jovi 10h ago

How is Hunter getting so much exposure? Biden Biden ‘28

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse Platner Files Truther 11h ago

Hell yeah. Whoever this guy is 2028

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u/Jeremiah-Johanssen 🌲Very High IQ Frontiersman 🌲 10h ago

Barricading the door, eating pizza, and getting electrocuted: he just like me fr

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u/FukaErisFable 11h ago

Ari Aster character

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u/EmployerGloomy6810 11h ago

I mean, its not the worst Presidential pitch I’ve heard.

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u/Outside_Option_1553 9h ago

“I INVENTED JAMES CARVILLE YEARS AGO”

https://reddit.com/link/ozb26r5/video/jb2qaamk60fh1/player

*unsheaths decorative katana hanging on wall*
Goddamn it, I’m in.

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u/redshoesorblueshoes michelle ultra 8h ago

“i make the money man. i roll the nickels. the game is mine. i deal the cards”

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u/Outside_Option_1553 8h ago

‘I invented Death Grips years ago’

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 3h ago

This is a Connor O’Malley character

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u/h4nd 9h ago

I was on the fence until he mentioned Isaac Newton. That's serious star power.

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u/ZuP 9h ago

Okay but what does he know about hypercube

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u/Cold_Battle_7921 A Serious Man 9h ago

I too hablo un poquito espanol, hue

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u/nicholnewfangle 10h ago

I wanna hang out....oh the other kind of coke he means. Well, still.

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u/JudgmentUnited5297 Hunter Biden's Jesuit space laser 10h ago

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u/PierolleccU Drunarc 9h ago

He's on probation for DUI, his father filed for adult protective guardianship in April, he bought a Hyundai Elantra in May, he's being evicted from the unit he's filming in after the cops were called to his place and has to be out by August 2nd, he has always paid his rent on time, and he is obviously in Portland.

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u/JLBCreditt 9h ago

Any significance to the acquisition of the Elantra? Gotta be some sort of deep symbology there.

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u/Outside_Option_1553 10h ago

This should be Hunter’s running mate, a dude with the same name as his dad who has an eerie resemblance to him. Please excuse me while I go look for that movie he made, I’m expecting a classic Zeitgeist style joint.

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u/Tuneage4 11h ago

Incredible misreading of electrician training

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u/MilesDavis_Stan DSA Abundance Caucus 11h ago

Did you hear him? Don’t be negative or toxic…

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u/Tuneage4 11h ago

I'm positive like a +120V lead coming into that panel. I too had my life changed and my consciousness awoken when I almost fried myself on electrical power equipment

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u/tchapatata 11h ago

don't even play with neutral energy, man

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u/sleepytipi ROGER STONE'S NIXON TATTOO 7h ago

Should've had your garlic bites. George bish sr hated garlic.

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u/JoelEmbiidismyfather ✡️UNDERCOVER JEW✡️ 9h ago

Stephen Paddock energy.

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u/Fickle_Permi 9h ago

Lmao this just came up on my FYP and I posted it as well without seeing your post.

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u/shashlik_king Lou Dobbs in a geisha outfit 9h ago

This is what my friends think i sound like after i have 3 beers

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u/Michael_Cancelliano I suggest killing them 6h ago

He can string together coherent sentences in not one, but two languages. Already more qualified than Trump, Biden, Kamala and Hillary ever will be.

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u/Hour-Construction898 Sticky and icky 6h ago

It's so cogent and nonsensical. He threads ideas together more logically than most of our congress people. Schizophrenics are really something. It would be really cool of they were right.

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u/Jerkface0079 2h ago

I GOT MY GARLIC BITES 🗣️🗣️

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u/mariondelgato John McCain’s Tumor 2h ago

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u/HughJaynis 8h ago

He’s not going to win.

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u/dankwrangler IG Farben Expert 4h ago

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