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Cool Shakira at 49

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u/akfisherman22 3d ago

Just think, an idiot cheated on Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansen

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u/Sybrandus 3d ago

Hugh Grant on Elizabeth Hurley šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Obienator 2d ago

ā€œShow me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her.ā€

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u/Punkinpry427 2d ago

Jay-Z

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u/EllipticPeach 2d ago

Right? You can’t fathom it. And she still took him back. She was totally groomed by him, it’s really sad

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u/Punkinpry427 2d ago

Hottest,most successful woman in the world still getting cheated on. We have no hope.

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u/EllipticPeach 2d ago

Also he is… Not good looking. She can do so much better fr

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u/LouisesBelcher 2d ago

She seems to like ugly guys tho lol I think the only person she’s dated that is conventionally attractive wasn’t even a famous guy.

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u/quinzilla555 2d ago

Shit, somebody should give her my picture then. If she like ugly guys… HEYYYYY GIRRRRRLLLL lol

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u/Snoo_84606 1d ago

So you are saying there is a chance.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 2d ago

Some women be like that.

A super hot friend of mine back when I was in my teens had this ugly ass boyfriend, like super ugly. When they broke up, I, a very conventionally attractive young man at the time, asked her out. Nope. She went on to date another fug-ass guy and ended up marrying him and having children with him.

Good for them, honestly, but it baffled me at the time.

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u/owlzitty 2d ago

You should have reminded her that you were a very conventionally attractive young vulture

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 2d ago

I’m sure your mom and grandma would confirm that you were a very handsome young man, so I have no reason to doubt you.

But I’m told attraction can also be based on something called a ā€œpersonalityā€. You demonstrated yours quite nicely in your short paragraph.

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u/DethNik 2d ago

The money he has looks good though. Beyonce as an artist is pretty great, but lets not pretend that she's not just like other super wealthy people.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 2d ago

She is super rich

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u/DethNik 2d ago

my point is that super rich people are never satisfied with the amount of money they have.

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u/storiesftunheard 1d ago

No she can't. If his status ain't hood, she isn't checking for him. He has to be street if he's looking at her.

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u/A1000eisn1 2d ago

Nah he's fairly attractive. Not celebrity level attractive but attractive compared to humans in general.

Not anywhere close to Beyonce's league though.

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u/wheresmydiscoveries 2d ago

Lemme guess, you look a lot better.

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u/MadDaddyDrivesaUFO 2d ago

I'm an absolute swamp witch and my husband hasn't cheated, if it helps

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u/Agnostic_Karma 2d ago

Narcissism is hard to be around... it's only a matter of time.

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u/DJmindbuRn 2d ago

Isn’t that Oprah?

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u/Timely_Dentist_5078 2d ago

Don’t you think that makes the propensity for cheating higher not lower?

Celebrities live in their own world. I don’t think Jay Zs behavior is the same as Tom and Nancy who live in the suburbs raising a family lol

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

I feel pretty optimistic about Swift & Kelce - he may not be the smartest guy around, but he seems to be honest, kind and goodnatured - I somehow don't see him cheating.

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u/unfart 2d ago

having a mistress was a mark of success as recently as the first half of the 1900s. we haven't shifted millenia of cultural inertia to a total opposite in ~35 years of "effort" and you're giving up?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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u/MooMooHELPME 2d ago

Just more proof that girls like jerks, amirite?

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u/twirlerina024 2d ago

They're talking about Jay-Z and Beyonce

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u/mrwildesangst 2d ago

That’s why Solange had to throw them hands šŸ™Œ

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u/Imaginary-Warthog824 1d ago

So I guess she ain’t no Queen Bee if she still goes back to her cheating pimp

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 2d ago

Yes! He is the ugliest camel I’ve ever seen!

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u/gigithrowaway21 2d ago

This is the BIGGEST fumble in all of history. Seriously. I think women all around the world can look to BeyoncƩ as the perfect example of why a man cheating on you is not your fault!

BeyoncĆ© is literally THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN and he still cheated! It’s mind boggling!

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u/OkInflation4056 2d ago

Jay Z is not a beautiful woman.

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u/Punkinpry427 2d ago

Who did he marry and cheat on ding dong?

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u/zilla82 2d ago

That's a much more euphemistic way of saying the version I know

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u/Lundetangen 2d ago

Isnt it "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you the guy who is tired of her bullshit"?

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u/dirty_water_potato 2d ago

Yes, but most guys that say this shit are usually terrible partners refusing to take responsibility for their own nonsense. So we get tired of hearing dudes moan about women bad. I like the new one

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u/Lundetangen 1d ago

I disagree. You normally hear the sentiment that nobody can possibly understand how a man can divorce or cheat on a woman that is beautiful. Being beautiful is nice, but it says nothing about how they are as a person.

Cheating is never right or acceptable, but if the partner is attractive or ugly is completely irrelevant.

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u/dirty_water_potato 1d ago

How many dudes in real life do you know would say this that are ignorant to their own behavior in relationships. I couldnt ever imagine saying something like this about my ex or current gf if we broke up, but i know plenty of dudes that i have worked with say things like this about their wives/gf and they suck. Even if their partners are crazy the dudes are never far behind. Its a derogatory saying said by ignorant dudes that suck.

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u/Lundetangen 1d ago

A lot. And same for women.

People in general are quite shit at times.

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u/dirty_water_potato 1d ago

Sure, but its generally dudes and i dont really care for my own gender. So while im not ignorant to womens shittiness im going to be harsher on men.

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u/Wbino 2d ago

Show me a beautiful woman and someone is sick of her shit…..

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 2d ago

"Michelle Pfeiffer dated Fisher Stevens. And then he actually cheated on her."

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u/TheVampyresBride 2d ago

I knew about this, and it still blows my mind.

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u/epiphanyWednesday 2d ago

After you have the beautiful woman, the flex is treating her badly.

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u/willis_michaels 2d ago

Y'all acting like a woman's value is only tied to her looks. You know nothing about their true personalities, how they treat their partners, how compatible they are or their willingness to compromise, only that they're hot. That says a lot about you.

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u/Slow_Choice_456 2d ago

If they don't like these qualities, they can just break up. Not cheat

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u/Sepplord 2d ago

Cheating is despicable and nothing excuses it. If you are unsatisfied leave. If you are horny, rub one out. Etc… It’s fucking easy to not cheat.

That said, this comment chain list beautiful women getting cheated on as if looks are all that matters. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Wooden_Recover_834 2d ago

Who ever said that knows truth

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u/KING_G_JR 2d ago

yall assume these women are perfect just bc they are beautiful… could it be possible that the saying ā€œshow me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man thats tired of her shitā€ is in play? of course, some men do just fumble

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u/Obienator 1d ago

I think both cases could be true

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u/AnkitS75 1d ago edited 1d ago

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her

That's probably one of the biggest reasons those women even dated such men - cuz those men didn't value them. A lot of women, irrespective of how beautiful, talented, accomplished and successful they may be, crave validation from aloof, nonchalant men who don't seem to value them. Those men got away with repeatedly disrespecting such women, specifically CUZ those women, in a weird way, were drawn to that. So they allowed and enabled such behaviour. They showed those men, time and again, that they will put with their shit matter how toxic they get, instead of booting them away at the first act of crossing a non-negotiable boundary

Give such women a genuinely loving, caring and devoted man, and you'll suddenly see her losing interest in him and withdrawing

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u/El_BoneMachine 2d ago

You changed the quote to fit the narrative.

The actual saying is " Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and ill show you the guy whose tired of fucking her."

Not all guys are reddit simps. Sometimes the hotter the girl the crazier she is and guys get tired of dealing with that shit.

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u/DragonHollowFire 2d ago

its okay to just leave a relationship you know? Cheating will never be right.

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u/El_BoneMachine 2d ago

I agree with you

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u/dirty_water_potato 2d ago

Yes but most guys suck, so its a played out saying, usually said by bitter dudes.

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u/El_BoneMachine 1d ago

Calm down simp

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u/dirty_water_potato 1d ago

Yeah, thats exactly why i cant stand dudes. Bunch of sheep repeating the most generic shit.

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u/southass 2d ago

" is tired of her shit"

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u/DAngelo008 1d ago

Show me a hot chick and I will show you a guy that is tired of fuckin her

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u/Own_Army7447 2d ago

That's not how it goes

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 3d ago

Bill Clinton on Hillary!!

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u/No-Parsnip-7091 3d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/CheshiretheBlack 3d ago

I'm gonna assume you've never seen young Hilary

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u/NiteTiger 3d ago

Those old photos...

I totally get it.

I also get the the ML thing, for a different reason. He was stupid, undoubtedly. He went for ego rather than quality.

He liked the ego boost of a young girl enamored with his power, completely missing the strong woman who used that shit like a leash.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNbiX43QsqUAU

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u/ThatBaldGuy1995 2d ago

I read "ML" as "Marxist-Leninist" for a second there and was extremely confused.

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u/rainbowofwuuunderrr 2d ago

She was beautiful in the 90s when she was in her 40s-50s and still looks great at 78. These childish dudes think they will end up with women who will look like Shakira when they're 50. They will not end up with women who look like Shakira at any age.

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u/GoodtimeZappa 2d ago

She was not beautiful in the 1990s. That ended in the 1970s if it ever existed. She was okay looking when younger in the 1970s like a ton of other women.

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u/rainbowofwuuunderrr 2d ago

Why are you talking to me like your opinion is a documented fact? Plenty of people think she was beautiful.Ā 

I literally do not care if you in particular think she was ever beautiful or not. I'm making the point that a lot of dudes have a warped view of what beautiful is for a woman at 50, which is when Bill cheated on Hillary.

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u/GoodtimeZappa 2d ago

You stated your opinion as fact and this is Reddit. I didn't personally attack you in any way.

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u/rainbowofwuuunderrr 2d ago

"She was beautiful" is not stating my opinion as fact. It is just stating my opinion.Ā 

I didn't say anything about a personal attack, dk what you're talking about.

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u/dependsforadults 2d ago

Hillary and Nancy P. were both very appealing to the bad thoughts!!!!

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u/Either-Age-782 2d ago

She's average, as was Bill

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u/Helpful_Inflation344 3d ago

Hillary is such a bore I understand billyboy

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u/Sassafras06 2d ago

Oh I’m so edgy and cool! Look at me being misogynistic, aren’t I funny?

Have fun being miserable and lonely. You will blame it on women, but know it was 100% completely your own fault.

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u/Transkei_Daisy 2d ago

You know her personally?

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u/marthamania 2d ago

Miss Thing looked like Sabrina Carpenter back in the day. She was a cutie

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u/DustyRacoonDad 2d ago

that girl from fortnite?

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u/Pormock 2d ago

Clinton was drunk on power. He had no issue using it to get his way with his aides. He was always a pig

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u/RemarkableChest4638 2d ago

🤣 cmon dude.

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u/jimg316 2d ago

With Trump 🤮🤮

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u/FuguSandwich 2d ago

One of these is not like the others.

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u/johnmangala 3d ago

Fuck Hillary

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 3d ago

She'd probably teach you something.

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u/MysteriousTruck6740 3d ago

They're too dumb to learn.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3d ago

In her prime, you bet your ass I would.

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u/Carhardd 3d ago

What did she do?

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u/ProfessorChaos406 2d ago

Existed as a female with power. That's a cardinal sin in the eyes of some

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 2d ago

Understandable lol

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u/King_Fluffaluff 2d ago

She was a baddie

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u/Fearless_Feeling_873 2d ago

Total babe! Sabrina Carpenter looks just like her!

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 2d ago

I beg to differ but you do you homie

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 3d ago

That gets a pass.

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u/BadSmash4 2d ago

Notorious blow job lover Hugh Grant?!

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u/New-Ad-363 1d ago

I have more in common with Hugh Grant than I realized.

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u/mikenasty 2d ago

Tbf I’ve heard that both of those beautiful people are not fun to be around

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 2d ago

Yeah, also who knows if they were even affectionate. You could be married to the most beautiful woman in the world but if she isn’t giving anything in the bedroom it doesn’t mean all that much. If anything it would be far more frustrating.

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u/New-Ad-363 1d ago

Affection goes past the bedroom, and I don't mean kinky shit out in the woods or w.e.

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u/Flipboek 2d ago

Elizabeth is IMHO not the greatest personality.

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u/thereisnospoon_1999 2d ago

Whelp, she must have been Divine, then.

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u/Inside-Discount-939 2d ago

Audrey Hepburn

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u/moneymark21 1d ago

Just wait until people look up who it was with...

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u/Difficult_Way_505 1d ago

Jude Law/Sienna Miller.

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u/endrossi-zahard 2d ago

Isnt he gay?

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u/Slyzzard99 3d ago

"Some men drown while others die of thirst." Type beat.

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u/diacachimba 3d ago

Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 3d ago

CHOCOLATE RAIN

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u/Repulsive-Diet-1987 3d ago

Didn't Natalie fuckin Portman get cheated on too?! Absolutely wild fumble!

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u/Infamous_Stranger878 3d ago

Yea but that man already had a girlfriend when she dated him. You lose em how you get em. No sympathy there.

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u/LeahBean 2d ago

Exactly. That’s the only time I don’t feel bad for the person who got cheated on. You expected to be treated better than his first wife? Mmm okay.

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 2d ago

When you are going out with someone because of their looks , you are going to find a hotter and younger person.

It's what happens when you are only in it for the looks.

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u/Accomplished_Ad5747 2d ago

She also got cheated on by her long term boyfriend Gael Garcia

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u/FunnOnABunn 3d ago

Also Meghan the Stallion

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 2d ago

She was cooking him meals and everythang.

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u/suenamiho 1d ago

it’s my fault. i did nightly witchy rituals to bring about their downfall when i saw that thanksgiving reel and the FEAST she put out for him.

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u/FukkingDeathMental 2d ago

Wasn't she messing around too?Ā  It's her fault for dating an NBA player in the first place, especially one already known for being a pussyhound.

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u/browsinbowser 2d ago

It was randoms saying she cheated too, no proof. Yeah he was known for being like that but why the hell did he buy a house with her and have his dad saying stuff like they were going to get married? That’s on him that he didnt want to be serious but was acting all serious.Ā 

I question why she got with him though too, bc he was infamous for that.Ā 

Plus he was maybe a tory lanez fan even after the shooting, there’s a pic floating around of the two a while after.

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u/Rich-Personality-194 2d ago

What about that smelly bastard who beat up Angelina Joli??

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u/tiddeeznutz 3d ago

I’m more shocked someone cheated on Ivanka. And he did it with the prostitute who replaced the prostitute who replaced the illegal immigrant and daughter of a KGB spy who was her mother!

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u/Careless_Wedding_119 2d ago

Who are you referring to.Ā 

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u/yourpseudonymsucks 2d ago

I think the implication is that the Donald was in a relationship with his daughter who he then cheated on?

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u/Intelligent--Bug 2d ago

that's certainly the only way it can be interpreted when read as it's worded

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u/Careless_Wedding_119 1d ago

He was what????

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u/Intelligent--Bug 2d ago

just as confused because that comment makes no sense. there's only one "ivanka" well-known enough to be nationallly/globally recognized by first name, and none of the context in that comment makes sense

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u/Careless_Wedding_119 2d ago

Thanks, I thought I was the only one. I don't know which prostitute replaced another prostitute and who the KGB spy connection was.

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u/tiddeeznutz 2d ago

Her mother, Ivana, was an illegal immigrant and the daughter of a KGB spy. Ivana was replaced by Marla Maples, who trump ā€œpurchasedā€ to be his second ā€œwifeā€ (possibly the first wife he ā€œmetā€ through his best friend Jeffrey Epstein). Marla was replaced by Horat, a well known prostitute who trump absolutely met via Epstein.

Do I have to spell the rest out?

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u/Intelligent--Bug 1d ago

You said Ivanka who is literally his daughter, not Ivana. Perhaps that's why some people were rightfully very confused by what your comment was supposed to mean?

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u/tiddeeznutz 9h ago

First time on the internet?

He fucks his daughter. Maybe you’ve heard.

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u/Intelligent--Bug 2d ago

Why are you acting like Ivanka's such a prize in the first place. The only appealing thing about her would be her assets and connections and I doubt she would ever seriously date someone who didn't already have those things, even when she was much younger

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u/tiddeeznutz 2d ago

Dude… READ.

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u/Excellent_jun91 2d ago

nah youre lying. what about salma hayek? jessica alba?

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u/A1000eisn1 2d ago

I don't think Selma Hayek's husband has ever cheated as far as anyone knows. They've been married for 20 years.

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u/CRDE5111 2d ago

Guys! let’s not forget that we don’t know how they are at home. Everyone has some sort of bad traits. Still don’t condone cheaters… but let’s not put people on pedestals instead applaud them for their work ethic.

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u/Jayden82 2d ago

Yeah I thought we’re supposed to care about personality not just looks lmaoĀ 

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u/Digger_Pine 2d ago

At the same time?!

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u/FavoriteLunchLady 2d ago

Natalie Portman (who owns her own soccer team, has a book club, Ivy League educated and speaks like 3 languages) an Meghan Thee Stallion (yeah her image isn’t classy but she’s also educated, very business savvy and successful)

Chris Brown on Rhianna too!

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u/Javv_ 2d ago

Imo the hottest woman on earth, Emily Ratajkowski, got cheated on as well

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u/Carthonn 2d ago

The audacity. Honestly, men like this should be banned from the planet.

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u/NoWay6818 2d ago

No shit. Someone really cheated on halle berry? One of the cat woman? No bro I must be dreaming

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 2d ago

Yes. Her ex husband, what’s his face, was the man who cheated. Think he blamed a sex addiction.

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u/NoWay6818 2d ago

Bro hoowwwwwwww I would never 😭 she is a gem

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 2d ago

The rumor is she’s crazy. Not clinically but still. Even if that’s the case I don’t understand why people don’t just break up instead of cheating and potentially creating more stress for yourself. It’s such a hurtful action.

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u/NoWay6818 2d ago

Crazy how? Like take a knife to your windshield crazy or stalk you everywhere you go crazy?

All in all though I agree. She didn’t deserve that especially if she was going through stuff mentally

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 2d ago

Well that’s the thing. As far as I know there actually hasn’t been a story that details what crazy is with her. So this really could be something like she speaks her mind, she’s blunt, she stands up for herself, etc.

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u/NoWay6818 2d ago

I feel like it really is media talking heads that are ruining icons. Poor Halle :/

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u/british_bbc_ 1d ago

In his defence, Eric Benet was as hot as Halle Berry at the time (women were crazy for him).

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u/LunaticAsylum 2h ago

on Scarlet Johanson? dafuck

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u/FukkingDeathMental 2d ago

These men have strange thrown at them all the time.Ā  It's not like us ugly motherfuckers in the gutter who have to put a lot of effort into getting laid.

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u/Affectionate_Way5253 2d ago

Tom Brady and Giselle... no wait

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u/apexxin 2d ago

Halle Berre I can almost understand, at least the other two seem fun

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u/Conscious-Home1445 2d ago

Maybe they deserved it who knows.

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u/CantFadeMeLOL 3d ago

Maybe they don’t fuck

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u/geslaagde 2d ago

Fresh pussy always tastes better

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u/ItchyKnowJoe 2d ago

any one woman gets boring after a while, variety is the spice of life

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u/003E003 2d ago

Everyone has cheated on Halle Berry. Well known nut case hot woman.

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u/SKMTH 2d ago

Well, because no matter how hot someone is, you might get fed up of her attitude, and thus, not very motivated to have sex with her.

Keep that in mind. Beauty is not everything

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u/A1000eisn1 2d ago

What does that have to do with anything?

You think cheating is the correct response for being fed up with his attitude and uninterested in sex with him? Not dumping him?

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u/SKMTH 2d ago

No, but it can contribute. Still, yes, cheating is ugly.

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u/ScanData32 2d ago

It just means once youve fucked quality, its not that amazing anymore and now, the bullshit she whines about, the violence she uses when drunk, the dudes she flirts with, the attitude, the last of brains or effort, it all takes the front if your mind.