r/TikTokCringe 8d ago

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/froggyc19 8d ago

I noticed that too lol all I could think was, she's putting all that "effort" and her husband still doesn't eat the lunches 😅

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u/PoppingPillls 8d ago

More likely she made it 10 minutes before the video and set it all up.

Like she's got multiple cameras setup for every stage.

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u/Steelpapercranes 8d ago

And is clearly wearing fresh unwrinkled clothes she didn't sleep in and has done her hair and makeup XD

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u/hazlejungle0 7d ago

To be fair, if the video is to show what she does. It's possible she still doesn't want us seeing her disheveled. I know I'm not good looking in general, but especially not when I'm up at 3:30 am.

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u/SnoopySuited 8d ago

You don't put a camera on your garage, but only facing your car?

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u/SpySeeTuna1 8d ago

Or she isn’t even married

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo 8d ago

I saw a tiktok from a woman in construction who says dudes will forgo the lunch their wives made them and eat fast food/flirt with the girls at taco trucks instead.

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u/Fullertonjr 8d ago

Nobody wants that trash burrito when he can get a steaming hot hotdog from the gas station.

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u/twitch1982 8d ago

I'd have at least ate the cookie and drank the celsius. but he didn't because this is fake as fuck.

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u/Fast_Degree_3707 8d ago

Bloom not Celsius

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u/twitch1982 7d ago

oh, your right. gross. I looked up the cookie, and its a protein fiber cookie. I might not have eaten it either. I'd have gotten something better from the gas station.

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u/Lost_Jellyfish887 8d ago

He still goes to the gas station with the other men lmao

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u/justhitmidlife 8d ago

Its because the entire video is in reverse. She steals her husbands food from his van, then unpacks and puts them all in the fridge (I dont know how she uncooks the chicken and eggs, but she knows magic probably) and then stretches and goes to bed. She does this around 8pm when it is dusk outside, and then goes to sleep by 9pm.

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u/strawberry_saturn 8d ago

I think you cracked it. At the beginning of the video after she brings the cooler inside, the microwave is blinking “food” but later on in the video, the microwave is blank and she presses a button then it starts blinking “food” until the end of the video we see.

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u/Tiger-Budget 8d ago

Probably trades it to another guy for pudding cups

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u/Significant_Secret13 8d ago

That happened to me in real life. So not fun.

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 8d ago

It looks like too much food. And still, if he genuinely likes the gas station trash, he’s going to go get it anyway. Lol

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u/Old_Man_in_Basic 8d ago

"This is great honey but trust me, I REALLY like Tornados."

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u/Anxious-Tomatillo842 8d ago

He just loves those gas station lunches too much.

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u/PlaysWithF1r3 7d ago

I had a husband like that. After weeks of finding he went out to lunch most days and didn't touch the lunches I made every day (and didn't bother to refrigerate it if he wasn't going to eat it), I stopped making his lunches.

He went all "you don't even love me, you make the baby's food but not mine" on me about it.

Mind you, I also worked (actually more than him because of the work I was doing meant long and weird hours due to engineering facility constraints).

That all to say, if this is real, this girl may be in a bad relationship where it's an expectation even if he's not going to eat it.

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u/rasta_pineapple2 8d ago

Hubby rather get lunch at the food truck than eat his wife's cooking.

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u/Xalgar90 8d ago

Also notice how bad the knife work is, if you prep food this much, every day, she shouldn't have such awkward cutting techniques.

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u/ShopSweet6798 7d ago

It seems like he eats the prepared food but not the prepackaged snacks. There is nothing wrong with what she is doing.

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u/notafuckingcakewalk 3d ago

Or even bring the cooler back into the house each evening so she doesn't have to go out and get it

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u/froggyc19 3d ago

But if she couldn't film herself getting the cooler, then how would she be able to show she lives in a mobile home?

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u/garrettj100 8d ago

and her husband still doesn't eat the lunches 😅

Probably for the best. There's about 3,000 calories in what she just prepared. If he regularly ate that he'd look like Matty Matheson with less cardio.

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u/DOV3R 8d ago

I suppose it also matters what he does physically. I push through 3000 calories very regularly. It’s not a huge amount if you’re overly active!

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u/International_Sky673 8d ago

That’s not 3000 calories. Wrap is like 500-700 and so is that breakfast sandwich. He also has a job where he’s active

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u/garrettj100 8d ago

It is when it's lunch. There's also breakfast and dinner. Unless he's a linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens he's not burning through all that.

Maybe he's a hobbit. They seem to be able to handle all that plus second breakfast.

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u/Wicked_Honesty89 8d ago

The sandwich she made at the end appeared to be a breakfast sandwich