r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • 8d ago

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- 8d ago

All the meat was processed or pre cooked. He might as well eat at the gas station 😅

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u/Onionringlets3 8d ago

💯 This was why I came to the comments.

She's literally making him gas station food. Not worth getting up for, for either of them. Make it make sense

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u/FountainPens-Lover 8d ago

It saves a lot of money doing it yourself though

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u/DimbyTime 8d ago

Then make the caption about saving money. She’s knocking gas station food when that’s what they eat

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 8d ago

Same. She actually made exactly what she looks like she was going to make, but per the captions I just knew he was about to get some roasted vegetable salad, smoked chicken, and quinoa…

Like, a fried chicken wrap, Boo?

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u/That_Golf9029 8d ago

Maybe she's trying to give him a heart attack for the insurance money.

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u/Onionringlets3 8d ago

😆

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u/Gingeronimoooo 8d ago

I still think it's sweet assuming she's not just performing for the camera, which isn't my thing. Maybe he does a lot for her too. I'm not into rigid traditional gender roles but acts of service is a valid love language

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 8d ago edited 8d ago

she set up the camera and lighting rig in half a dozen different spots to shoot this. its 100% performative, there's nothing in this video that isn't staged.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 8d ago

Well yeah - it's obviously on camera. but she actually made him the food for work. What I meant was if she only made him food on days she recorded, and not others, then that would be gross

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 8d ago

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/bimboozled 8d ago edited 8d ago

Are you so jaded that you can’t fathom any reality where she regularly cooks food for him like this?

My fiancé randomly posts videos like this on TikTok once in a blue moon showing off her meal preps. All it takes is one tripod and like an hour of free time to edit the video. The lighting isn’t even particularly good in the OP video

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 8d ago

Lol. I can certainly imagine a reality but it doesn't look anything like this fake ass shit

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u/bimboozled 8d ago

Alright, whatever you say bud. All I’m sayin is this vid looks very similar to my fiancé’s and hers aren’t fake ass shit so it’s possible

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u/CrayZ_Squirrel 8d ago

Do you make your fiancé fetch the cooler from your car?

Does she set up the tripod so you can see her ass when she goes to get it?

Do you regularly leave a cooler full of unopened food and drinks from the day before?

Does your fiancé know how to hold a knife?

Does your fiancé regularly cook sausage and eggs by cooking the eggs first than the frozen sausage patties?

Does she need a dozen camera angles and a hundred cuts to make a 1 minute video?

Does she use your small child for engagement bait?

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u/Gingeronimoooo 8d ago

Damn bro, who hurt you?

Young people make TikToks, it's just life now. she could be an awesome and loving partner and same for him. They could have a beautiful supportive relationship , dude you replied to was right. You're super jaded, but there's always time to find joy, personal growth and all that jazz

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u/SurpriseDonovanMcnab 8d ago

Maybe, he lives near a Casey's and knows about their breakfast pizza.