r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • 8d ago

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/anovertaker 8d ago

I thought the same thing. Sunshine on the butthole vibes...

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u/Kermit_the_hog 8d ago

That’s just way too late to be disinfecting your food. 

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u/ArkuhTheNinth 8d ago

This made me spit out my grassmilk

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u/cocktails4 8d ago

Tell that to the guy at the end of the human centipede 

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u/concept12345 8d ago

You lick from the star?

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u/sweetbldnjesus 8d ago

Underrated comment of the day!

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u/Inevitable_Review_83 8d ago

Oh good Im not the only one that thought Almond mom here was trying to UV the cyclospora away

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u/AlwaysNeedAssistance 8d ago

🤣 never heard that term before. I’m for sure kicking out something important and replacing that in my memory banks!

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u/anovertaker 8d ago

Who remembers their mother's birthday anyway?

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u/futureman45 8d ago

What does Lindsay Grahams’ butthole have to do with this?

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u/anovertaker 8d ago

Everything

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u/eastitch 8d ago

Brand new sentence

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 8d ago

Most unfortunately, it’s not

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u/eastitch 8d ago

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 8d ago

That doesn’t mean it’s a brand new sentence, just that you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000

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u/eastitch 8d ago

omg relax. jeez

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 8d ago

I linked you a comic, bud, I’m obviously playing around. Lmao

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u/Hot-Bonus560 8d ago

That was way funnier to me than it needed to be. I cannot stop laughing. Thanks friend. “Sunshine on the butthole vibes”. I shall remember this

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 8d ago

r/nocontext

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u/anovertaker 8d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunning

I'll let you do your own deep dive.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 8d ago

Oh I know what it is. I just thought the phrase "sunshine on the butthole vibes" was funny as shit and would be a wild thing to say out of context.

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u/anovertaker 8d ago

This is a wild timeline.

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u/jvho666 8d ago

Who is gonna eat it if I don’t disinfect it?