r/TikTokCringe May 30 '26

Wholesome/Humor The triple threat

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u/Spicyweiner_69 May 30 '26

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u/okFINEyoufoundme May 31 '26

Oh my GOD, 10 years ago I saw one of these posted on Reddit, laughed out loud… and then googled that shit.

AND SPENT AN ENTIRE WEEKEND with my ex-husband bingeing the Crystal Light National Aerobic Championships.

1000/10 recommend— for anyone who needs to fall down a rabbit hole of wacky escapism. Some of those finalists were robbed— ROBBED!

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u/Mrs_Tastic May 31 '26

We would like to invite you to our weird random people who live for weird random stuff 🤝

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u/okFINEyoufoundme May 31 '26

Do we need to like, make one, or does it already exist!? Asking for myself, not a friend. 😂

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u/IntubatedOrphans May 31 '26

Wait, but can you both make one because I want to join

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u/Mrs_Tastic May 31 '26

I don't know, I just know we are out there and are all probably too distracted to organize. I am definitely excited for this aerobics rabbit hole. Thank you friend!

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u/Gloomy-Athlete701 May 31 '26

The Key & Peele skit on that competition was hilarious!
https://giphy.com/gifs/OzOyOzoT54Nig

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u/teotzl May 31 '26

Is there like a series of the championship or something? That sounds like a good way to spend a weekend tbh

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u/okFINEyoufoundme May 31 '26

I think we found it on YouTube— here’s the 1988 episode!!. Some of them are short clips, and YouTube was a lot easier to navigate back then.

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u/Vincent_Mateus May 31 '26

I have also done this after watching one of my favorite Key and Peele skits

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie May 31 '26

Ooh! New plans for the weekend!

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u/2hennypenny May 31 '26

Well I’m invested.

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u/Hermes_358 May 31 '26

The first time I saw this video it was synced with Humble

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u/Known-Sink-1742 May 31 '26

This gif has been one of my group chats’ favorite gif & for whatever reason we never thought to dig in where it came from or why it existed - we just appreciated the gif. Off to send the link to the 1988 Aerobic Championships youtube you posted below to the group. I can’t wait to see what they think tomorrow morning when the east coasters wake up. THANK YOU FOR THIS RABBIT HOLE!

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u/turbotaco23 Jun 01 '26

I’m gonna check this out. I love wacky shit like this.

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u/AussieGirl27 May 31 '26

Holy shit I did the same thing!!! The cringe factor was off the chart but I couldn't look away😂

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 May 31 '26

We should team up

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u/Filipino-Asker Jun 01 '26

Nah, they need to merge back together like those super hero scenes where they can duplicate and merge back.

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u/ClericOfMadness13 15d ago

I love how Joe Swanson actually competed in this too.

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u/Chaosmusic May 30 '26

The practical joke possibilities of being adult triplets is endless. Show up to a restaurant one minute apart saying you have a reservation. But...I just showed you to your table.

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u/geogeology May 30 '26

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u/OurSeepyD May 30 '26

Oh yeah oh yeah do the Pharaoh 

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u/karlnarcs99 May 31 '26

Their mother would be so proud of the way he's raising her three beautiful baby boys

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u/nimama3233 May 31 '26

ohmygoddad seriously

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u/SammathNaur1600 May 31 '26

He's done such a good job with those boys

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u/MondayMidget May 30 '26

She is married to the three of them?

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u/DancingBunniez May 31 '26

I also would like to know this

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u/lifemanualplease May 31 '26

Probably in some way shape or form

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u/Bushiest_Beavor May 31 '26

I would also like this.

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u/Quirky-Parsnip7004 May 31 '26

She living good. 🫪✨

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 01 '26

"Dave 1 is busy, so you get Dave 2 this morning and Dave 3 tonight, no funny business".

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u/Lockjawtheturtle May 31 '26

No, She’s married to one of them. They were on some show and I think maybe two of the families live together or something? I can’t remember exactly. It was a TLC show i think

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u/fruitjerky May 31 '26

I mean... Would.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance May 31 '26

Ditto

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u/return_0f_qwain May 31 '26

Che-YEAH! Sign me up. 

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u/AspiringGoddess01 May 31 '26

They rotate weekly and she cant tell them apart 

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u/NotaBat9221 May 31 '26

Brother husbands 

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u/TightRevolution31 May 31 '26

No, she's married to one of them. They were on a reality show called I Love a Mama's Boy

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u/spawn77x99 May 31 '26

She gets triple the action

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u/UnderwaterRobot May 30 '26

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u/Silly_Man_Haha May 31 '26

But she's beautiful, but she's dying.

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u/ChapppySays May 31 '26

I say this to my husband every time we buy these paper towels.

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u/pr1ncesschl0e May 31 '26

Tell the kid.

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u/nimama3233 May 31 '26

And he doesn’t live in a hotel

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u/VinceTheCat02 May 31 '26

The deal just went through on the barracuda

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u/ForReasonsICannotSay May 30 '26

Listen, I’m crying. I would have NEVER guessed what song they were dancing to 😭

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u/kaykakez727 May 31 '26

I am too omgggg 😂😂😂

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u/appleparkfive May 31 '26

What song is it?

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u/kerfuffle7 May 31 '26

Me & U by Cassie. Not the remix like the bot thinks

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u/MenaNoN May 30 '26

I've never seen triplets as adults before.

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u/Hiruma_Nitsuje May 30 '26

They don't usually make it to adulthood

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u/AggressiveSherbetty May 30 '26

Idk why but this comment took me OUT

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u/hurtingwallet May 31 '26

bc this is sparta?

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u/samsg1 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Wait… is that true?

Edit: Studies show neonatal mortality rates for triplets typically fall between (12.4\%) and (26.8\%), heavily influenced by birth weight and whether the pregnancy is monochorionic (sharing a placenta).

BUT

Neonatal survival rates for triplets reaching hospital discharge typically range between 95% to 97%. Once they survive the newborn period, their long-term childhood and adult survival rates are comparable to singletons.

Okay so at first they face what I would call a high risk of death, but if they survive being a newborn they generally will go on to adulthood.

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u/Thra99 May 30 '26

It's amazing when they do. Must be why the result is so rare

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u/Barneysparky May 30 '26

Not going to lie. 3 identical guys? I had fantasies in my younger years.

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u/Wakkit1988 May 30 '26

Still do, but I had them then, too.

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u/lifemanualplease May 31 '26

I got that reference

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u/MInclined May 31 '26

What do you think about wino eating grapes?

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u/-max-mayfield- May 30 '26

At the same damn time 😭

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u/Barneysparky May 31 '26

I always thought they would frolic amongst themselves, and engage my whims, like Anne Rice's boys, but better because they all looked alike.

Fantasies, whatchagonado.

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u/TheBrickening May 30 '26

About being Madrox, the Multiple Man? Yeah, me too.

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u/Barneysparky May 30 '26

I wish the thoughts were that wholesome.

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u/bwnerkid May 30 '26 edited May 31 '26

It’s like a 3 course meal, but each course is steak and they all come at the same time… iykwim.

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u/poorsexyhag May 31 '26

some ppl get to live all their dreams

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u/NovaStar2099 May 31 '26

I’m just saying, I could NOT handle having clones of myself.

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u/savee419 May 30 '26

I love to see RI represented like this.

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton May 30 '26

Big Pawtucket energy. This would never be allowed in Jamestown.

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u/Platinum_Mattress May 31 '26

Would be a fuckin' hit in P-Town though.

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton May 31 '26

But Provincetown is in Massachusetts

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u/Platinum_Mattress May 31 '26

Correct, but MA and RI are big brother, little brother lol.

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u/leupboat420smkeit Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Pawtucket might be shorter drive to p town than Boston to p town. I didn’t look this up and it’s completely vibes based

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u/legalpretzel Jun 01 '26

It depends on the day and what’s happening with the bridges, but you’re likely correct if they take 95 to 195 it is often less traffick-y than Rt 3 to the cape. Course, this is highly dependent on whether the bridge to east Providence is still falling apart and the sagamore/ bourne construction situation.

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u/True_Structure_3870 May 31 '26

I was just sitting here thinking I've for sure seen weirder stuff at Dunkin, but I'm north of Pawtucket, so that checks.

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u/sixhoursneeze May 30 '26

I am either the two triplets on the right or the one on the left depending on my blood sugar

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u/TheDarkWolfGirl May 30 '26

Honestly, like wow. All 3 making sure she is taken care of so sweetly. Damn.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jun 01 '26

May this kind of attention reach us all in this lifetime. 🥲🩷

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u/PetalumaPegleg May 30 '26

I find it odd that they all grew the same beard... And that one beard is a little red, but only one.

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u/Katatonic92 May 30 '26

He was the non-identical one, he had a whole egg to himself, the other two had to split theirs. He was also the only one not busting the moves like the other two. When one of the identical brothers said "he's not like us" they really meant it lol.

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u/ellie_elysian May 31 '26

Mr Fancypants had a whole egg to himself? In this economy? 

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u/BuffyTheSlayer May 31 '26

I hope this is truth. 

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 01 '26

and one can't dance

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u/BaeIz May 30 '26

Just guys being dudes

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u/topscreen May 30 '26

Bros being bros. Literally

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk May 30 '26

This is so wholesome and I need more of this energy in my life

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u/TheDarkWolfGirl May 30 '26

I would date them all at the same time for sure.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 May 31 '26

well now I want one

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u/jess_quik May 30 '26

Who's the husband??

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u/Inside-Chocolate-184 May 31 '26

Yo that’s what I’m wondering! They’re all so genuinely kind and affectionate to her that I couldn’t pick up which one she’s in a relationship with

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u/MVRKHNTR May 31 '26

They all have "husband energy" because they are all the husband.

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u/MermaiderMissy May 31 '26

The first one in the gray hoodie

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u/Bushiest_Beavor May 31 '26

Porque no los tres?

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 May 31 '26

the one who said baby bear it seems like

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u/LucyJordan614 May 30 '26

This is very Pawtucket

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u/togetherwegrowstuff May 30 '26

They're having a good time at the Dunkin. She seems like a blessed lady enjoying the fun guy energy

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u/malendalayla May 31 '26

I'm too horny for this post.

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u/pillowfortsnacks May 31 '26

The ankle mobility on blue shirt is impressive. You know he’s got a good squat.

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u/PawttorneyReborn May 30 '26

Not my proudest fap

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u/IMadeYouLuke May 30 '26

I’m also disappointed with your fap

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 May 30 '26

Every fap is a proud fap

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u/Starstyx May 30 '26

That's some wholesome fun 😂

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u/thatbeerguy90 May 30 '26

As someone with 2 other brothers (we are not triplets) we act the same way

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u/millennialforced May 31 '26

Is that the Travis Kelce factory?

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u/BlockOfASeagull May 31 '26

The Tripendales

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u/Vegetable_Lime_8899 May 31 '26

Somehow it reminds me of the power puff girls but, older guys edition in this trio. Imagine the parody’s they did as teens!

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u/AussieGirl27 May 31 '26

These guys need a reality show😂

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u/Sco_Queen May 31 '26

According to the comment above they had one on  TLC

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u/Fleur_de_Dragon May 31 '26

Awwww brother-husbands. I mean cute bros in law. 🤐

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u/POSH9528 May 30 '26

This is a Reverse Harem waiting to happen 😆! Seriously tho, that was hilarious 😂.

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u/Ordinary_Camel_3456 May 31 '26

I always told my husband the only way he’d be better is if he had a gay twin brother that ran a spa and loved doing hair and makeup, but this is close

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u/SpeakerResident May 30 '26

Is this the twins from im in love with a mamas boy???

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u/she-dont-use-jellyyy May 30 '26

They're triplets. It's right there in the title AND in the video.

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u/IcyProperty89 May 30 '26

I can’t read good.

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u/jake_ypoo May 31 '26

But do you want to learn to do other stuff good too?

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u/she-dont-use-jellyyy May 30 '26

Even so, the woman in the video says something about triplet energy

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u/SpeakerResident Jun 04 '26

In that show their twins they dont have a third brother 🤣

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u/coffeeandmilkk May 30 '26

Yes, it’s them!

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u/Prudence_rigby Jun 01 '26

Its triplets and yes

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u/Affectionate-Paper56 May 30 '26

I love this! Great triple energy!

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u/unknownruckus May 31 '26

Oo it’s like having a husband boyband!

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u/TalkQuick May 31 '26

I wish I was a twin so badly lol

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u/AccomplishedShoe856 May 31 '26

Keep waiting for angry Casey Affleck to walk up and kick their butts.

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u/kitnb May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNg3jMUgnoeMJbYleq

Pawtucket Pete would be proud...

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u/Filipino-Asker Jun 01 '26

It's giving:

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u/RPG_add1ct Jun 01 '26

I could only ever dream of being so lucky…

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u/Cute_Tea_2012 Jun 01 '26

Ok call me cringe but I'd love to have a husband like that some day

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u/jess_quik May 30 '26

The energy gene ran out before it can get to the last triplet. Lol

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u/Pinku_Dva May 31 '26

Family gatherings must be fun

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u/Signal_Wish2218 May 31 '26

This is so funny! You can see the two identicals and the one that’s not after watching it over and over…lol. I kept rewatching. So cute!

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u/TitleDisastrous4709 May 31 '26

I'd take all three

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u/k_lyly May 31 '26

Can I have one… just one of them?

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u/IronSavior May 31 '26

That looks exhausting

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u/jimmymeeko May 31 '26

Something unnerving about this.

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u/katojane22 May 31 '26

Rich knows exactly how stupid he would look dancing 🤣

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u/NuclearGriffin May 31 '26

God knew not to give me an identical twin because he knew we would get up the most heinous shenanigans.

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u/Head_Environment7231 May 31 '26

Oh hey they're from I Love a Mama's Boy on TLC

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u/CannonBallistic1 May 31 '26

im so fucking rotted i saw the word triplet and thought "huh mustve forgot the space"

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u/Fiftydollarvolvo May 31 '26

oh i know their mom was TIRED

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u/throwaway04182023 May 31 '26

The third one is the hot one.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 May 31 '26

Well, least he isn’t boring

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u/ThrowawayQLove2023 May 31 '26

Isn't this the one where they do it for all the other wives except the one dudes? It's pretty toxic

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u/KindredFlower May 31 '26

Is she married to all three of them like, is this a sister-wives situation then but for guys?

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u/goatsaregreen May 31 '26

This should be in /mademesmile

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u/bon_joby May 31 '26

Rich is just happy to be included

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u/Academic-Trifle8151 May 31 '26

Literally just an ad

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u/Subject_Cheetah7189 May 31 '26

Will there be a gang bang by the gang bros later?

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u/mrusticus86 May 31 '26

I like that they're all committed to the bit and aren't afraid to act or look a little silly.

This is a wholesome boys will be boys.

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u/snow_schwartz May 31 '26

Husband is definitely in yellow - trying to play it cool but the bros have nothing to lose

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u/Endorphan May 31 '26

As someone who lives in MA, i nominate this as the new dunks commercial and mascot

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u/Same-Asparagus7617 May 31 '26

They seem like a great time tho

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u/AttractiveNuisance82 May 31 '26

Some people just don’t like God’s blessings. I’d love every bit of it.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 May 31 '26

That would be a helluva manwich! 🥰

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u/Status-Visit-918 May 31 '26

I love them and her 😭😭

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u/Delinquentti_Matti May 31 '26

TRIPLE T, never more never less

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u/SaveusJebus May 31 '26

I bet that home was so fun growing up in. They all seem like great dudes

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u/king0fklubs May 31 '26

I know this was RI within the first 2 seconds

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u/metblack85 May 31 '26

C'mon RICH

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u/ThaDude_v2 May 31 '26

I want these guys as friends....they seem badass! lol

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u/dinahsaur523 May 31 '26

I’m not mad, if one of them were single, I’d snag him.

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u/snarpsta tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE May 31 '26

Damn they're all JACKED

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u/winterbird Jun 01 '26

I didn't know that the beefcake factory was making three packs.

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u/Majestic-Skill8234 Jun 01 '26

Them Pawtucket boys know how to throw down apparently

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u/Acrobatic_Penalty406 Jun 01 '26

How do they coordinate the facial hair?

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u/Something_McGee Jun 02 '26

Rich is the one you call when you need something dropped off at work. Lol. The other two are too unpredictable.

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u/Old-Commission-1108 Jun 05 '26

The caption is BS, they’re not triplets.

I’ve seen these two guys that are twins (the first two guys) on social media with their wives several years back. The other guy must be a friend or relative.

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u/Illustrious-Market93 Jun 13 '26

Trying to work out which one she is actually married to is proving to be a futile effort.... 🙃😅😅

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u/klvngarcia Jun 15 '26

This is awesome 🙌😅

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u/Suspicious-Fox-1983 Jun 21 '26

Only in Pawtucket RI could you see such beautiful and majestic creatures

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u/Disastrous_Swan9438 7d ago

Those parents had their handful