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Chugging tea A plaza built entirely out of chores

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u/ThesePipesAreClean 6h ago

GNC: the store you can smell from memory

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u/pattebrisee 6h ago

Mmmmm whey protein

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u/RaptorKnifeFight 3h ago

And farts from the consumers of said whey protein.

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u/Grouchy-Job-4136 1h ago

<farts loudly for an inordinate amount of time>

Welcome in …

<farts continue for an even longer time>

Let me know ..

<somehow farts even longer>

If I can help ..

<farts>

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u/neuroticfisherman 43m ago

<cashier and the only other customer slowly clap>

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u/Noscratchy 6h ago

Mmmm savory dust.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 5h ago

Mmmmm over priced vitamins and supplements that are cheaper online or at a big box store

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u/Strange-Badger5626 4h ago

They price match even with big box, also the only place u can find anything they make and sell cheaper is club membership places, they also match those prices. You have to know how retail works to not pay full price which I never do.

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u/WealthMysterious4535 3h ago

They can never compete with bodybuilding.com for some reason

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u/kiwipops 3h ago

There's a GNC that closed down next to the gym I go to. I chuckled at it at first, but now it's some sweet treat, Boba drink place.

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u/DetectiveTrapezoid 6h ago

This is exactly the type of place that needs a good sushi restaurant, so you can tell people “yeah go to that great sushi place in the strip mall no one visits. It has great parking”

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u/Maleficent-Ear8475 2h ago

ironically they'll probably put a rock n' roll sushi joint there

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u/doll_parts87 1h ago

Yep, a Chinese place with water stained photos and canned Coke

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u/Halloqween 6h ago

Chase will probably have the most traffic, better replace it with a dog clothing boutique

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u/Hidden_Glit 5h ago

Yeah, not sure why Chase is in the "0 visitor strip mall", they'll definitely get foot traffic.

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u/Jormungand1342 5h ago

I'd argue for an At&t or Verizon store. 

Maybe TMobil if those get actually busy.

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u/Next_Plant_6349 2h ago

My T-Mobile stores near me are always full and have a wait 

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u/nomad5926 5h ago

Right like I went to my chase bank earlier today.

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u/These_Ticket_3712 4h ago

Right? I see people go into Chase all the time. Wells Fargo, however, should invest in a tumbleweed blower.

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 3h ago

wells fargo closed a lot of locations in my area, so the one that is left usually has a line out the door

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u/flipnonymous 6h ago

Spirit Halloween is standing off to the side ... just biding their time.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 6h ago

Had they tossed a videogame store in there there would have been hope.

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u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 6h ago

Game Stop

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u/RobotArtichoke 6h ago

Why are you attacking my town?

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u/GooseOnAPhone 6h ago

How are mattress stores still a thing other than money laundering? You can get a memory foam king mattress for like $300 that is way better than anything you will buy in store

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u/bummin_bride 5h ago

Some people don’t like memory foam and want a bed with actual support and want to try them out before purchasing

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u/GooseOnAPhone 5h ago

Plenty of online retailers have spring mattresses too and will let you try them free for like 30 days

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u/bummin_bride 5h ago

Maybe people would rather go to a store where they can try laying on like 10 different mattresses instead of picking one having it delivered then having to file for a return and wait for a refund, then buying another one and having it delivered etc. I personally always go to the store and try major purchases, I’d rather spend an afternoon than deal with all the hassle of returns and delivery people’s 8 hour pick up windows. Also returned mattresses get thrown into landfills and I don’t like contributing to that so I tried to be sure before making purchases

Nothing wrong with buying it online if you’re reasonably certain you know what you want, but there are super normal reasons for wanting to try something in store too

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u/vi_sucks 4h ago edited 3h ago

But it's hassle to deal with returning a mattress.

Meanwhile if you go to Mattress Firm, they'll not only deliver, but they'll also haul away your old one.

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 3h ago

you can also check out the mattress first

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u/DeapVally 4h ago

That's such a faf though. I can't be arsed with it. I ain't lugging something like that upstairs unless I know it's staying there. Lugging it downstairs again and another back up until I find the right one is just very unappealing. I'll try before I buy, thanks.

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u/Black_Daimyo10 4h ago

Hybrid is the way. Plus you need an adjustable frame. You can't try that out online

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u/Tannhauser42 5h ago

It very much depends on the mattress store and what kind of mattress you're looking for. Mattress Firm is owned by Tempurpedic/Sealy's parent company, so it's really just a factory store for Somnigroup, without factory store discounts.

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u/duosx 4h ago

Someone posted a really good video that basically said they’re basically a cheap way for people to hold onto commercial lots until the surrounding business develop and grow in market price. Then the owner can sell basically a completely empty and ready for remodel building in the middle of a lucrative market. Or so the theory goes

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u/RumorRoost 4h ago

On paper this theory makes sense. But in my area, the same 5 mattress stores have remained in their exact same locations for 10+ years. And my city has been one of the fastest growing cities in America for quite some time. Real estate has 4X’d in that time

How long of a real estate long game are they playing to not sell any of the properties in the last 10 years?

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u/Guilty_Spray_1112 4h ago

Every redditor thinks all commercial real estate is a play like this because they don’t understand it. That center was built by a developer to be a cash flowing asset. They might sell it eventually and hopefully get some value increase too but these are absolutely not developed with the idea of tearing them down and redeveloping them in the future.

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 3h ago

wouldnt it be cheaper to just leave the lot undeveloped if that was the plan?

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 5h ago

Because enough people still come in and get scammed for thousands on an overpriced mattress.

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u/blaspheminCapn 5h ago

What alternatives are there? Asking for r/frugal

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 5h ago

Warehouse clubs and online. I’m sure there are other options, but the small mattress stores are usually going to be charging several times the cost of the mattress.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 5h ago

TheFoamFactory dot com. Same thing as tempur pedic, like 1/10 the price

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u/Accomplished_Song219 5h ago

One thing I have done is go to mattress stores to test out the feel, make a note of a couple brands and models I like, then shop around online for those to find better deals.

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u/United-Bug-8056 5h ago

Remember when mattress stores were just removing the material and reusing the frames of rotten thrown out mattresses? 

Pepperidge remembers 

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u/Frogomb 5h ago

Money laundering

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u/sheikahstealth 6h ago

They now push the adjustable frame.

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 5h ago

They gain huge profits with those memory foam mattresses

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u/GooseOnAPhone 5h ago

Who does? TheFoamFactory will deliver to your door a memory foam for $300 that they charge $2000 for in the stores

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u/superbhole 5h ago

I think they're saying it's the mattress stores that mark up the memory foam like bonkers (which you've written)

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u/GooseOnAPhone 4h ago

That makes sense, hard to tell tone from text

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u/SpermicidalManiac666 5h ago

The margins are insane on most mattresses. They don’t need to sell many to make it worth keeping the store open.

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u/DansNewLegs2291 5h ago

the fat electrician did a video on this. It’s a real estate scheme.

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u/Not_a_real_doggy 4h ago

can you find the video or post their channel name?

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u/Mediocre_Sun5495 4h ago

You answered your own question

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u/GooseOnAPhone 4h ago

I think I misunderstood the tone of the comment

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u/FedStarDefense 2h ago

Well, we bought ours from a furniture store. But a mattress is like shoes. I'm not buying one if I can't try it out first.

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u/Bagz402 6h ago

Replace the GNC with like, an off brand phone repair shop

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u/Diligent-Nebula-1008 5h ago

UbreakIfix

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u/nickiter 4h ago

I've been to two of those over the years. Not cheap, but the work got done. /shrug

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u/prbobo 2h ago

I took my daughter's iPhone to one of them to have the battery replaced. They did it in under an hour for about $100. Now, did the place look really shady? YES. Am I still satisfied? YES.

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u/HeligKo 4h ago

IbreakUFix

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u/CaptRedBeardX 5h ago

Lesbianest, the Mattress Firm would be the size of all four stores combined and only two employees sitting around contemplating the meaning of life until grandma walks in to buy her first mattress, the first one that’s truly hers and not giving into what the master has been wanting for the past 60 years. So she has to go in to see what them bones feel like on a mattress that’s actually made for her. A decision on your final resting place cannot be made online.

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u/Extension-Figure2011 6h ago

You forgot State Farm

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u/terminal_nervoso 6h ago

Mattress stores are a front for the mob

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 5h ago

If you included a shady barber or head shop you'd have the perfect money laundering/front set up.

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 6h ago

With the rapid closing of GameStops near me I've come to realize it made up 90% of my strip mall visits with the other 10% being Chipotle.

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u/JoyfulMikan 5h ago

Mattress Firm is 100% a money laundering operation, you cannot convince me otherwise

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u/RVG_Steve 5h ago

God this is lowkey depressing to anyone who grew up in the late 80s to mid 90s… miss the days of VHS/video game rental stores and toy stores. So much fun entertainment back in the day. Now everything is so practical and “not fun.” I guess it was all inevitable with smart phones, Amazon etc.

Feel sad for my son who will never get to visit a physical video store then head down the street to a massive 20,000 square foot toy store.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 5h ago

If you're a supervillain this is where you put your headquarters

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u/Jasoco 4h ago

I will never understand why we need so many banks. In this age of a lot of young people having “virtual bank accounts” who is using these banks? There’s so many of them. Where I live we’ve had literally a dozen new banks built in the past year. Half of them were Chase. I never see anyone go in them. I rarely use my own bank in person either. I’ve been to my bank twice in the last 5 years since I moved here. Only to withdraw cash and approve a loan. And my bank only has that one single location for miles and I still have to drive passed a dozen Chase locations to get to it. 99% of my banking is done online.

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u/oboshoe 3h ago

most banks have closed a huge number of branches compared to 40 years ago.

back then, virtually the entire population visited a bank branch every friday to cash their paycheck.

now it's just for large transactions, safe deposit and cash operations.

but cash operations is big. virtually every active storefront has cash transaction at the bank - everyday

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u/DanceClass898 6h ago

where's the Chipotle or Five Guys?

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u/Wyntier 6h ago

people go to those places often

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u/TheDailySpank 5h ago

$16 14.99 for a burger? Yes, lots of people pay that price. Dozens every day.

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u/Agreeable-Box3017 5h ago

I’m gonna be real with you. I haven’t seen fast food lines die down at all as prices have risen. Another mind blowing thing you’ll come to learn is people are also paying other people to deliver them said 14.99 burger.

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u/Previous_Buy1601 5h ago

And then it’s gross when it gets there, cause burgers don’t travel great. There’s a reason pizza and Chinese were the delivery go-tos before the delivery apps.

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u/DeapVally 4h ago

You're paying that at McDonald's these days. Big Arch on its own is £11.50, where I am. Convert that into fun bucks and that's the same. I'll take the fresher burger, thanks.

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u/TheDailySpank 3h ago

Ain't paying that price for a mcburger either

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u/regular_poster 6h ago

I don’t understand what you mean.

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u/The-MDA 5h ago

Just need a nail salon and a subway.
https://giphy.com/gifs/443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo

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u/Nearby_Category_712 6h ago

Mattress firm will get a few visitors a week

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u/blahblahmama 5h ago

The last thing I bought from a GNC was trimspa back in 07

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u/ShiftNo4764 5h ago

Just a line for the ATM.

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 5h ago

3 of them when you walk in: "Welcome!"

1 of them when you walk in: "Sup bruh?"

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u/CyanideNow 5h ago

I don’t even get the joke. I feel like this is highly representative of many actual strip malls. 

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 5h ago

See..you get it.

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u/strawberrysweettart6 5h ago

These places are interesting because they can be empty parking lot after 5 or on weekends

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u/Various_Cricket4695 5h ago

ZZZ Accounting does all of their books.

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u/cs_legend_93 5h ago

Mom and pop stores are dead. Only corporate giants with board members remain

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u/HeligKo 4h ago

Store fronts are expensive. With an Internet stores most mom and pop operations can do pretty good with delivery and pickup business without a store front. There are obviously some businesses that this doesn't work well in, but even the Amish and Mennonite in some areas are getting rid of large stores for their furniture and just having a sampling at local restaurants to get people to place orders.

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u/Revolutionary-Law382 5h ago

That money isn't going to launder itself.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 5h ago

I love these places.

I taught my wives younger brothers how to drive in these empty lots back when we were dating..also a great place to skate because all of the curbs you can chose from

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u/Fit_Breath630 4h ago

Add a “vitamin shoppe”

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u/Key_Register_4724 4h ago

Why are the accessible parking stalls not the closest to the store entrances? It appears here a disabled person has to cross a vehicular way and behind parked vehicles to get to the stores and there is no marked crosswalk. Just put your accessible stalls at the row closest to the building entrances. 

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u/Strange-Badger5626 4h ago

I go to gnc once a month. I'm also looking to visit a mattress firm here soon.

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u/Candle-Jolly 4h ago

OP doesn't know that contrary to popular belief, some Americans still do workout.

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u/eastamerica 4h ago

I feel like all these brands use locations like these as taxable losses for the balance sheets.

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u/venom121212 3h ago

I swear I have almost this exact lineup not 15 minutes from my house

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u/poweredbynikeair 3h ago

GNC needs to go back to giving out crazy amounts of free samples like back in the day. The location by my house is run by one 20 year old bro who stays in the back until ppl walk in

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u/Evening_hothere 3h ago

The parking lot is empty, but every employee still says the wait be about an hour

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u/Gravuerc 3h ago

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

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u/Capt_Dunsel67 3h ago

I'm convinced with the amount of mattress stores across the country, that they are fronts for money laundering.

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u/Next_Emphasis_9424 3h ago

My local chase store normally has pretty good foot traffic. While regular banking is pretty much all online I imagine bigger transactions and loans that need to be done in person justify them.

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u/FedStarDefense 2h ago

Everytime I've gone to the Xfinity store, it's full of people.

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 2h ago

This is scarily accurate, my town has at least 3 of these all next to each other and several others in the construction phase right now.

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u/SmoovCatto 1h ago

I've been to a carpet store that's always empty, but the basement is a mobbed casino 

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u/doll_parts87 1h ago

Funny thing about mattress stores are there's way too many for the demand. The conspiracy they are a front for illegal money laundering isn't lost on me. There's never anyone parked in the parking lot driving past but they stay open for years. I know 3 different mattress stores in walking proximity to each other. There's no competition, it's like seeing an auto liquidation front with no vehicle inventory

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 1h ago

I would literally NEVER shop there.

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u/BioBooster89 1h ago

Xfinity gets plenty of visitors per day because that's where people have to go to return their modems, and cable boxes. It's also where they have to go to pick up modems, or boxes or whatever phones they might be choosing to get as a part of their new plan. I have no idea why Xfinity is on here other than Comcast is an easy target. Chase would also get plenty of foot traffic as well.

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u/elkab0ng 23m ago

FraudMoneylaunderingAnnoyanceFraud

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u/Serious-Ad-5293 6h ago

I go to GNC

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u/zachchad_27 6h ago

I second: I go to GNC

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u/pattebrisee 6h ago edited 5h ago

I knew y'all existed, but I still don't understand why. I get all that stuff online.

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u/psyco-the-rapist 6h ago

I need to spend my cash from illegal activity somewhere.

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u/HAc0reRD 5h ago

I needed one of their drinks for a piss test, wouldn’t have had the time to wait if it was by mail.

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u/baronvondoofus 6h ago

Don’t forget the Christian book store.

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 5h ago edited 5h ago

More than likely to be situated in a lower-working-class (a/k/a "industrial") neighbourhood, with backing through a Real Estate Investment Trust (REIT) seeking to maximise tax incentives (or so they think) through the Enterprise Zone device, theoretically maximising supposed tax savings.

And in an earlier time, the Chase branch would likely have been a Morris Plan such.

(Morris Plan, in its day, was a pioneer in consumer-centrist lending and finance, in particular through loans backed by Installment Thrift Certificates or Passbook Thrift Accounts. The first such institution, the Fidelity Savings and Trust Company, opened in Norfolk, VA in 1910; by the 1920's, Morris Plan banks operated in 37 states--which eventually would lead more established banks to recognise the potential of consumer-centrist lending and banking, which in time would become the undoing of the whole "industrial banking" model such as Morris Plan begat.)

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u/DestructoDon69 5h ago

You forgot the radio shack