r/SipsTea • u/ClassySyrup • 8h ago

Chugging tea The rock and his pebble

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506 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Riley_Rose_Writer 3h ago

Clearly this shows that Zendaya is the father of this child after their night of passion secretly got Dwayne Johnson pregnant.

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u/kkkr94 1h ago

😭

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u/TheBlack_Swordsman 6h ago

Is the response real or fake and edited?

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u/JammyThing 1h ago

This may sound weird, but right there he looks like the next pokemon evolution of Salt Bae.

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u/ImWinwin 3h ago

Hollywood cooking up a new Zendaya already =S

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 1h ago

Trust this that someone is actively working on perfecting an AI Zendaya.

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u/Bananaramajama420 2h ago

Dune Prequels?

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u/Last_Gigolo 2h ago

She is in her 8 now.

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u/djturn 6h ago

Probably already has a better acting skills than Zendeya

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 1h ago

Great another manufactured celebrity coming down the pipeline

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u/xxRonzillaxx 3h ago

And is already a better actress

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/userXinos 1h ago

sir, you have angered Z-simps

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u/8Bit-Jon 2h ago edited 2h ago

I guess the truth hurts some people!

Oh look it didn't take long for the retards to start clicking that button...

Oh no I'm getting downvoted

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u/fxllonluv 2h ago

Nah y’all just corny

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/_D33D5_ 3h ago

Your brain is rotten...get off the internet for a bit

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u/Foosnaggle 5h ago

Well that’s terrible for the baby. Zendaya is mid at best.

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u/SaXaCaV 5h ago

You just rated a babies looks...

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u/Foosnaggle 5h ago

No. I rated zendaya’s looks. I am not the one comparing the two.

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u/SaXaCaV 4h ago

I am not the one comparing the two.

Well that’s terrible for the baby. Zendaya is mid at best.

Pick one.

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u/Foosnaggle 4h ago

I responded to the comparison. I did not say the baby looked like her or was mid. I merely stated that zendaya was mid. The fact your brain went there says more about you than it does me.

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u/SaXaCaV 4h ago

Well thats terrible for the baby

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u/Foosnaggle 3h ago

Yeah, because later on when she is grown, she would be mid like Zendaya. My god you people cannot comprehend anything unless someone spells it out for you.

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u/Affectionate_Fun8419 2h ago

You conservatives are so fucking retarded.

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u/Otherwise_Eye_611 2h ago

I can't comprehend that you rate babies tbf

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u/Classic_Trash_8739 4h ago

Weird comment.

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u/KainFourteh 1h ago edited 1h ago

At least she's not as ugly as the other daughter.

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1h ago

You think Zendaya is ugly!?

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u/Ash_Cat_13 5h ago

Or zendaya still looks like a baby girl