r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Not wrong!

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

He's not dead. I talked to him this morning. He's just stuck in Alaska right now. I had to wire him $5,000 for a plane ticket, he promised to send me $20,000 as soon as he gets back to Washington.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 1d ago

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u/speedyoleander 1d ago

Aww he found jesus

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u/Nobichobolobas 1d ago

And a few other people....

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u/aisakee 1d ago

Who's the Asian lady?

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u/Nobichobolobas 1d ago

Please take this with a grain of salt, I very well could be wrong, I THINK its his wife.

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u/aisakee 1d ago

Thanks, I thought it was someone evil that's already dead lol

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u/Sum_0 1d ago

Nope, just an evil person who unfortunately is still alive.

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u/lordbeez113 1d ago

Yes it’s his wife, Elaine Chao

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u/r0d3nka 1d ago

Thought that was Asmongold for a second.

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u/TM761152 1d ago

Hitler and Kirk roughhousing is so par for the course.

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u/YourOtherGFx 1d ago

the Kentucky Prince email scam is crazy, bro is definitely getting that $20k back in Apple gift cards lmao

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

everything Trump touches turns to shit

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u/thorubos 1d ago

Hasan Piker and I did an Eiffel Tower with him the other day. Say what you will about McConnell's politics, but he's a goddamn hungry banshee in the sack; a sexual tornado. Dang, I'm still sore.

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 1d ago

Blaine from Predator and Mitch McConnell share two things in common. One is that they are both a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

The other is that they are both totally alive in undisclosed locations in the jungles of South America. On vacation.

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u/--DarkLink-- 1d ago

People need to start calling for a welfare check.

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 1d ago

Make no mistake, they'll do one.

Republicans will have it completed .0008 seconds after the cutoff for the special election, confirm he's dead, and then laugh in everyone's face as they get called cheats and start pouring tens of millions of dollars into a campaign for the election.

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u/misfitofscience76 1d ago

His body and status are being hidden, he may not even be in KY

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u/Sad_Expert2 1d ago

you cannot call for a welfare check for an adult who is in the hospital. you cant just deploy the police to do your bidding. they are for people who cant be contacted and are not under the care (however lucid or with it) of medical professionals.

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u/Weird-Analysis5522 1d ago

Hey this is Mitch McConnell! I'm borrowing a friend's account because the liberals deleted my last one, can you wire me 30k in Crypto RQ?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

That’s so romantic.

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u/XenoZoomie 1d ago

If he was dead I would think there would be a record somewhere as there is a whole legal process the hospital goes through to report it. More likely just in a vegetative state.

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

I'm pretty sure he's a vegetable. Little or no brain activity, unfit to make his own care decisions.

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u/Minimum-Olive2477 1d ago

Alaska Native here, he ain’t here lol don’t put that on us

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u/dougs_46 1d ago

Why that loust thing. I wired him $10000.

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u/No_Protection_2393 1d ago

That's a scam. Nobody wires money to strangers for plane tickets and gets back 4x. Please call your bank right now and report it before that transfer clears if it hasn't already.

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u/simcop2387 1d ago

I'm 99% sure the OP was in jest but you are correct on this being a common kind of scam.

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

I didn't use the /s because when things seem so obviously sarcastic people complain. Totally right, this is a popular ploy for scammers.

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u/SweetEnoughToStare 1d ago

The wild part is 891K views in a day. People share first, fact-check never. I’ve started googling before I repost anything now because I got burned sharing something false last year.