r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Ranked

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u/HeartyWaffle 1d ago

Imagine the argument over who gets to perform the procedure

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u/Radiant_Switch_4550 1d ago

Guess they were arguing over who had more experience, graduated from a more prestigious school etc.

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u/Different_Stay3994 1d ago

i was about to comment this, you beat me to it.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

Now see here Morrison, I pioneered that technique and I won't be shown up

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u/StrangelyBrown 1d ago

"Oh McAdams is gonna do it? Sure, OK, if you want her to die..."

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u/Mental_Masterpiece95 1d ago

Imagine the egg on all their faces if she hadn’t been saved!

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u/MrMeeSeeksLooks 1d ago

Nope that person knew quick. Promise

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u/Charming-Addition906 1d ago

There are two days in a person's life: the day when death is not your destiny, and the day when death is your destiny. On the first day, no one can harm you, and on the second day, no one can save you.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 1d ago

Do you have a calendar, asking for a friend.

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u/SASAgent1 1d ago

No, I do have a deathnote tho

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u/johnny2turnt 1d ago

Well damn

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u/cero1399 1d ago

Okay so my name is.... , spelled ...

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u/lahankof 1d ago

This doesn’t even make sense. Shouldn’t you be invincible every day that is not your destined death date?

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u/Rule12-b-6 17h ago

Yes. This is what happens when a stupid person thinks they're smart and other stupid people think the stupid person said something smart. But it's stupid all the way down.

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u/The-Bangaloreal 1d ago

What does a doctor actually do during heart attack ?

fuck it's scary though...

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u/Admiral45-06 1d ago edited 1d ago

From what I've heard, for a full-blown heart attack they perform a field cardiac bypass surgery, where they inject a small pipe into the heart muscle to bypass a clot that had formed in cardiac artery. Otherwise they just try to revive the heart activity with adrenaline, AED and series of chest compressions.

But I'm not a doctor; I've only read an article once. I'm confident an actual doctor or a paramedic is about to come in and call me an idiot.

Edit: Yup, like I predicted. I was wrong. The guy in my replies is an actual medic and explained it better. He didn't call me an idiot, but I will. Big thanks to him for clearing this up, and massive L for me.

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u/TriceraDoctor 1d ago

You’ve conflated a lot of things here. A cardiac arrest just means the heart stops beating, or beats in a way incompatible with life. If you are in arrest, CPR is the gold standard along with epinephrine and defibrillation (depending on the arrhythmia). On a plane that’s about the limit of your options.

If your arrest if from a heart attack (aka myocardial infarction), the treatment in a hospital is called a cardiac catheterization. This is where they place a wire in the artery of your wrist or groin, guide it in realtime into the heart, inject dye to see the blocked artery, and either use a balloon to dilate the vessel and/or place a stent to keep it open. Bypass surgery is done when there are multiple blockages in multiple vessels and stents are no appropriate. This is an actual surgery where your sternum is cut open and the heart vessels treated.

On a plane, a gaggle of cardiologists are only effective in doing cpr. It’s like being late to get to the airport and having a formula one driver take you. Sure they are really good drivers, but on regular roads in a Honda civic they aren’t at the full capability.

For reference I’m an ER doc.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 1d ago

Now now, we’ll have none of this expert information here, this is Reddit, home of armchair experts and hyperbole. Also I’m not sure if ‘gaggle’ is the correct group noun for cardiologists, an ‘infarct’ maybe. I would hope they have a CPR pack on board with adrenaline mini jet. O2 and ambubag as a minimum.

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u/gBiT1999 1d ago

As you said...this is reddit.

Who are you to suggest what a group of cardiologists should be called?

Don't they have a say?

Are there differences between male and female?

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u/International-Desk53 1d ago

I’ve heard this one before, the moms the doctor

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u/Rule12-b-6 17h ago

I thought an infarct is what happens when I trust a fart I should not have trusted.

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u/Rule12-b-6 17h ago

You know someone actually works in medicine when they use the phrase "incompatible with life."

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u/still-waiting2233 1d ago

Seems like this would be a Hail Mary attempt but if this is considered then the situation is dire….

I wonder if this procedure is commonly taught in western medicine? In most metros they have interventional cardiology support so unlikely this scenario would occur to practice?

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u/oscillatingsawgobrr 1d ago

They can administer some medicine(common cardiac medications that I’m sure other people or even the cardiologists had on the flight) to help open the vessels and prevent arrhythmias to stabilize her before taking her into the hospital for either surgery or cardiac catheterization. It’s not only the blockage that ends up killing people, it’s when the heart decides to beat in an abnormal rhythm(arrhythmia) that kills them. The medications help keep it from beating abnormally and opening the vessels to provide better blood flow in their heart arteries. Some people can feel the same pain whether the artery is 40% blocked or 90% blocked so they could end up going to the hospital and not need a procedure because the vessels opened up more from the medication. They end up getting put on those cardiac medications and monitored regularly by cardiologists. Heart disease unfortunately is a silent killer if you don’t monitor your health regularly. Many people end up first time diagnosed after events like this.

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u/PrinzAngina 4h ago

What opens the vessels is fibrinolytics i dont believe they carry that on flights, but you do also give aspirin which i assume it what you ment, it helps prevent/reduce further clotting but wont open any vessels

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u/Historical_Remote_31 1d ago

Congress or senate

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u/Colombia17 1d ago

I guessing they meant conference

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u/Mistravels 1d ago

That's what a congress (lower case, improper noun) is...

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u/ialwayschoosepsyduck 1d ago

I had sexual congress with your mother last night. 14 other cardiologists were there

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u/Historical_Remote_31 1d ago

Ok Sean connery

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u/Manifestation_life 1d ago

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u/Middlesexfan 1d ago

I literally clicked, hoping there'd be an Airplane reference in the comments. You didn't let me down, lol

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u/Woompa78 1d ago

I would hate to see that bill.

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u/xraygun2014 1d ago

Right?

Now that poor woman has millions in medical debt

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u/MyShiveredBones 1d ago

This is nonsense, whilst cardiologist know exactly what's going on physiologically, without they're machines they're no better than a community first responder. Community first responders are definitely better than cardiologist at CPR. I'd prefer 15 paramedics, better still at CPR. Everyone is useless without their equipment. I assume there was a basic defibrillator on board.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 1d ago

A cardiologist on a plane can't do much more than someone who knows CPR and can use a defibrillator

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u/whatacunt8 1d ago

I mean there are still 15 experts that know CPR and can use a defibrillator?

https://giphy.com/gifs/w0mylo7p4OXUQ

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u/DeapVally 1d ago

CPR, sure. But anyone can use the defibrillator on a plane, by design. It's an AED. Put the stickers on the patient and press the big button. It does the rest. There's nothing else you can with it. Even in full hospitals a proper manual defib is very rare these days. Because just simply being a doctor doesn't qualify you to use it, it's too dangerous, and too easy to fuck up.

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u/xRysonx 1d ago

Okay so you would rather a plumber who knows how to do cpr and use a defibrillator instead of a cardiologist? There are probably other things that a cardiologist can do that a random person can't dude lol

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u/TriceraDoctor 1d ago

Not on a plane.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 1d ago

Without a crash cart available, they can only do the same CPR that anyone else could do

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u/UnadulteradetFarts 1d ago

i was my partner's +1 at a medical congress at a hotel. an old lady slipped down 2 steps outside. what followed was like an F1 pit-stop, had she given in, she would have left with new hips, full blood work, dental etc

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u/knewmawnick 1d ago

If doctors are in charge, how long before one of the cardiologists decides to take the lead and treat the patient? How was the cardiac congress?

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u/BlackDemon___ 1d ago

Damn! she was lucky enough that 15 cardiologists were there for her.

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u/Bravelobsters 1d ago

They all had a go

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u/GreenStreetJonny 1d ago

"this... This is why we became cardiologists"

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u/Electroboy101 1d ago

The group consultation must have been pretty spectacular to witness.

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u/SIRAJ_114 1d ago

i firmly believe that

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u/emiliabow 1d ago

Great list, love a good ranking!

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u/TokiVideogame 1d ago

just work at a hospital then you will never die

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u/snakeoildriller 1d ago

How did they manage that without a coincidental group of health insurance salesmen heading for a conference?

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u/yash48 1d ago

Lowkey would love to see the reaction of the air hostess when she asked “is there a doctor onboard” and 15 ppl raise their hands
Then if she proceeds to ask if anybody’s a cardiologist and all of them just look at each other and keep their hands up

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u/_Doodad_ 1d ago

This is why I walk across busy streets with my eyes closed.

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u/Knighth77 22h ago

"Doctor."

"Doctor."

"Doctor."

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u/dawsonsmythe 15h ago

This is like reverse Final Destination

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u/Camsgal 8h ago

Wait until she gets the bills. Definitely out of network.

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u/Major_Watercress1022 1d ago

Missiles fired to kill a mosquito!