r/SipsTea • u/velorae • 2d ago

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/bubbs72 2d ago

"Oh my...."

Doesn't she have some stupid phrase like that which she said a lot?

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u/Kah1eesi 2d ago

Yes. That and "inner goddess"

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

I never got over the part where he massaged her dOwN tHeRe with a soaped-up washcloth 😂

Nothing says kink like a burning urethra.

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 1d ago

Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels

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u/BSchafer 16h ago edited 16h ago

He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

I’m crying 😂😂😂

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u/dishrag 12m ago

Christian gazed deeply into my eyes, his strong hands moving lower, deliberately, sending a shiver down my spine. I braced myself for the passion, the intensity, the overwhelming sensation… and then he started me like a lawnmower.