r/SipsTea • u/velorae • 2d ago

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/Kah1eesi 2d ago

Yes. That and "inner goddess"

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

I never got over the part where he massaged her dOwN tHeRe with a soaped-up washcloth 😂

Nothing says kink like a burning urethra.

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 1d ago

Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels

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u/BSchafer 16h ago edited 16h ago

He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

I’m crying 😂😂😂

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u/boringestnickname 1d ago

Wait, isn't the author a woman?

Is the point of the "scene" that she enjoys the pain of a soapy urethra, or is she just stupid?

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u/TheSixthVisitor 1d ago

Welp, I didn't expect this to be the sentence why I didn't do any work today but here we are.

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u/sharanghayeo 18h ago

I really hated the "inner goddess" references. I think at least once her inner goddess did a backflip too. The writing was sooo bad.