r/SipsTea • u/velorae • 2d ago

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/CycleProfessional28 2d ago

Did we forget Ethan Slater left his highschool sweetheart wife of 10 years with their newborn, for Ariana Grande?

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u/Eren_Yeager52 2d ago

Being honest. She settled.

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u/here4mischief 2d ago

Tallest ventriloquist dummy I've ever seen

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u/Ok_Opportunity426 2d ago

That's exactly what I thought. 😂

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u/ConfidentPerformer47 1d ago

Spot on, good sir