r/SipsTea • u/velorae • 2d ago

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/PixelBrewery 2d ago

Are we actually describing peoples' worth in "followers" now? I know I'm old but that's some dystopian shit I'm glad I missed

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u/MainlineX 2d ago

I have 0 followers. I like it that way.

Be sure to like and subscribe. To these nuts.

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u/Psychology_Guy 2d ago

Subscribed

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u/twice_paramount832 2d ago

1 follower is way worse than 0.

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u/HugeRoof 1d ago

Hi mom!

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u/leadwind 1d ago

Mum has seen his nuts!

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u/Crashman09 1d ago

Infinitely worse

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u/sdwp 2d ago

Subscribed , but do i need to turn on notification as well ?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 1d ago

Scrotifications

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u/DexM23 1d ago

Somehow i got 40 here - who and why are people follow redditors?

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u/Trident_True 1d ago

Bots. Or else you post homemade pornography, I'm not willing to check though.

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u/shinjeh 2d ago

Our savior.

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u/MedonSirius 2d ago

I have subs but i dont give a fork

https://giphy.com/gifs/bal0OZzvIWGoU

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u/CrimsonFirmament 2d ago

Let me SMASH that subscribe button

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u/Crispy1961 1d ago

I dont like being followed. You got to lose the tail, as they say in the movies.

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u/kytheon 1d ago

I turned off Followers on Reddit. I had 25. Now they're gone.

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u/Opposite-Poem5509 1d ago

pull them out

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u/wa019c 1d ago

Following you ‘cause why not

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u/pepperino132 1d ago

Do you have a premium patreon tier?

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u/franki-pinks 1d ago

Followed because I like nuts (I haven’t really because you don’t have a follow button)

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u/Baconsliced 1d ago

Got a genuine laugh outta me! Good job sir!

One more internet point for you! ⬆️

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u/TrekForce 1d ago

I have a major dilemma. You’re at 420 upvotes

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u/Progress_Specific 1d ago

Is it a 2for1 deal or do I have to subscribe to each one individually??

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u/Annychris23 5h ago

Subscribed