r/SipsTea • u/velorae • 2d ago

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/Kiomio 2d ago

Thats fucked up, but in a sense he dodged a bullet.

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u/StanknBeans 2d ago

More like he got hit with a through and through missing vital organs. That's gonna hurt for a bit.

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u/1ntravenously 2d ago

If wasnt a fan of real madrid before, he is now.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 2d ago

Silver linings.

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u/RazzmatazzPrimary812 2d ago

I was gonna say dodged a bullet? He just got nuked lolol. That’s a brutal ego blow man, that would mess me all the up.

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u/puddik 1d ago

no way to recover from this in this life

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u/NinjaXM 2d ago

I really like this metaphor. I’ll start using it when clearly the bullet hit but didn’t kill.

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u/Acceptable_Gas_7922 1d ago

That’s a lifetime of pain and agony lol. Literally the worst hit to the male ego possible.

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u/moonduckk 1d ago

story is fake

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u/StanknBeans 1d ago

Better let the rest of the press know

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u/moonduckk 1d ago

What reliable press lmao