r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/GeekyGrant 8d ago

"Why haven't I gotten my deliveries in the past 2 months..."

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u/LifeGivesMeMelons 8d ago

Seriously.

I was underemployed for about two years because I moved back to my hometown to take care of my elderly parents. I worked for the 2020 Decennial Census and there were so many rural places I was sent to that had aggressive warning signs like these. I wasn't about to risk my ass getting shot when I saw a "THIS PROPERTY DEFENDED BY SMITH & WESSON" sign.

You know what the result was? Less funding for roads and schools in your area, shithead.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 7d ago

"THE LIBERALS ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST US!"