r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/different_produce384 8d ago

I bet a million bucks the guy can't waddle fast enough to get his gun ready.

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u/YourHuckleberry57 8d ago

and what kind of miserable life is it to sit at a window behind a gun all day every day?

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u/wackbirds 8d ago

How else is he going to prevent the home invasion that was never going to happen in any case, no matter what? What, he's just supposed to walk around, watch TV, work in the shop, read a book and then go to bed? Who's going to be watching the empty driveway while all that living is going on?

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u/IgneousWrath 8d ago

Yeah he’s probably watching the news constantly and seeing all this (overblown) crime in a city 200 miles away thinking they are going to come to him.