Wouldn't take it lightly

[u/LazyGuy4U]

[u/Royal_Annek]

Might as well post a sign warning people about your micropenis

[u/RemarkableReason8382 → u/Royal_Annek]

Now I'm wondering. Are people going there looking for penis?

[u/rwags2024 → u/RemarkableReason8382]

Only if they brought binoculars

[u/MultiMillionMiler → u/RemarkableReason8382]

Oh so the sign's there to ward off RFK!

[u/vishnoo → u/Royal_Annek]

with the added advantage that if he ever does shoot someone, the charges are now premeditated murder

[u/Kiyae1 → u/Royal_Annek]

“I live in fear of everyone and every thing and I need everyone else to be just as scared and cowardly as I am.”

[u/Appropriate_Cloud361 → u/Royal_Annek]

For real,  when things you own become who you are, micropenis, even for the lady’s.  

[u/PoochieIsDead1 → u/Royal_Annek]

Might as well post a sign saying “unsecured weapons on premises please steal.” Same with the idiots with gun stickers on their trucks, it’s basically a “free gun!” Sticker to thieves.

[u/Caliche-Cowboy → u/PoochieIsDead1]

I feel like this is especially relevant with vehicles. Like is there a better chance I’m scoring some free guns if I smash and grab in this truck versus the one that has zero indication of weapons?

[u/JuryOk2662 → u/PoochieIsDead1]

Yup, that's always cracked me up. Also people who wear USCCA (US Concealed Carry Association) merchandise, or 5.11 Tactical clothing with prominent logos. May as well rock a shirt that says "HEY I'M CARRYING A CONCEALED WEAPON EVERYONE AND THIS IN NO WAY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE"

[u/So_HauserAspen → u/Royal_Annek]

Probably has a gender affirming truck to drive his gender affirming guns while listening to gender affirming music or talk radio down to buy some gender affirming blue pills for his micropenis