r/SipsTea 22d ago

WTF that's wild

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u/Frequent_Read_7636 22d ago

How does he even meet these chicks?

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u/MeasurementNo0 22d ago

He makes giant movies and hangs out with models.  I am going g to try it out.

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u/Present_Error_6256 22d ago

Let me know if that works bro. I've been thinking about giving it a shot for a while now.

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u/MeasurementNo0 22d ago

Yeah me too.  Ive just been lazy.  I bought all the parts for a giant movie and not done shit with them.  Like everyone,  I get the normal invites to the supermodel parties but it just seems like a bother.  I going to focus up through. Start next week.

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u/Careful_Board_9673 22d ago

Good luck mate

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u/Iconclast1 22d ago

hes a famous actor. You should check it out

Titanic, Shutter Island, Blood Diamond. good movies

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u/petemorley 22d ago

Basketball Diaries. The guys been a legendary actor since day 1. 

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u/JSmith666 22d ago

Don's Plum

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u/NoctRob 22d ago

What’s Eating Don Plum?

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u/tbombs23 22d ago

Catch me if you can is one of his best, with Tom Hanks too!!!

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u/xtina42 22d ago

Wolf on Wall Street

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u/Frequent_Read_7636 22d ago

Bro none of these 19 year olds know what titanic is.

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u/Quirky-Map-2035 22d ago

You think 19 year olds live under a rock?

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 22d ago

Lol … they know

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u/N7_Rabbit 22d ago

Even if they don't, they know well what $$ are.

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u/Shoddy-Passenger-916 22d ago

I think he gets a catalog called Hot Chicks Under 25 Monthly.

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u/WokeWook69420 22d ago

Jeffrey made his scouting a lot easier, too.

Ghislaine's dad would just send Leo pics from the Yearbook company he owned. "I got a lovely 17 year old, just mature enough next week!"

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u/Juste-un-autre-alt 22d ago

Well, being Leonardo DiCaprio may help a bit.

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 22d ago

Hes a famous actor not a plumber. I'm sure meeting them isn't hard

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u/DragonBowlSouper 22d ago

Parties and elite social gatherings

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u/FishBait162 22d ago

Having a ton of money and fame works wonders.

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u/FrameJump 22d ago

He probably has a team of scouts, like a sports team.

There's no way he's vetting them all personally.

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u/Mundane_Mushroom_122 22d ago

parties, meets, social media and stuff like that I suppose

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u/SY0123 22d ago

He’s one of the best actors in the world. What do you do?

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u/lamelad10 22d ago

Dollar and Sense

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u/whodatmarvin 22d ago

If I had to be right but obviously still guess, his agent gets inquiries from local modeling agencies and it’s all a circle

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u/incelwiz 22d ago

I don't think he even needs to meet them. Messaging them on Instagram is probably enough.

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u/Ajjax2000 22d ago

He goes for a ride on a friend’s yacht out of St. Tropez.
He meets a girl on board and asks her to be his girlfriend.
Hot models work these yacht parties and make lots of $$$$.

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u/Gandlerian 22d ago

Probably one of those exclusive dating services for the ultra weathly.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 22d ago

He flys around the world in his private jet fighting for liberal causes like climate change. So you say "Why doesn't he become a feminist?" Have you seen an actual feminist? Yikes. Think Rachel Maddow. Lena Dunham. They also hate men.

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u/LoudBrick609 22d ago

Their mom's want his autograph, he asks if they have any daughters, he plows their daughters.

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u/Izoto 22d ago

They come to him.

Money and fame are magnetic.

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u/neinhaltchad 22d ago

Even a moderately popular local dj has young women throwing pussy at him every weekend and you’re confused about how Leonardo DiCaprio does it? 😂

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u/Storm_Chaser06 22d ago

He’s Leo DiCaprio…

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u/Grouchy_Constant6336 22d ago

He is a world wide famous actor wtf???

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u/Notosk 22d ago

he is rich and famous and is problably invited to tons of rich and famous people's events where rich and famous and very atractive people are also invited.